[Legendary: Success] — The weight of a world is lifted off of a dozen others. In Vietnam, in Bangladesh, in Timor, in Cambodia, in Chile, in Cyprus; the undercurrent breathes a collective sigh. One more piece is off of the board. The empire is running out of material.

— τελειωτικό χτύπημα.

— What happens now?

— For you, Detective? Or the world?

— For the world.

— Nothing.

[Hard: Success] — An old man who did his damage is dead. His spirit is gone, but the mark will remain. Him being gone solves nothing.

— And for me?

— For you? You celebrate.

Alright, shut down the site. Mission accomplished. It's been a slice

Where were you when Kissinger died?

I was high as a kite watching Buster Keaton movies.

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Cowards

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What a difference a day makes.

Anthony Bourdain — 'Once you've been to Cambodia, you'll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands

THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF VIETNAM AND THE LAO PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC HAVE OUTLIVED HENRY KISSINGER

Reuniting with my former /r/ChapoTrapHouse brethren to celebrate the occasion

Fuck him for not doing it sooner. POS to the end.

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UlyssesT takes a break and then Kissinger dies immediately.... What does it all mean?

The only bad news is that this didn't happen half a century ago. ( 🦀 still )

JIMMY CARTER WINS!

Damn I was literally falling asleep and now I'm cranked up like a hog blitzed on speed

Kissinger's wikipedia article is a battlefield rn, the end of the first paragraph about an hour ago read "He is currently burning in hell for his war crimes." :crab-party:

I now know how the Irish felt when the queen died. RIP BOZO

DING DONG THE WAR CRIMINAL IS GONE.

OH HAPPY DAY 🪅

WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT RIGHT BEFORE BED

Can someone ask what Kissinger thinks about this? Oh wait you can't he's fuckin' dead lmao

No matter how you feel in your life right now, remember this: you are alive and Henry Kissinger is dead.

Hope they drive a stake through his dead heart just to be sure

o7 to Asticky on Wikipedia

I’m now forever the girl who changed “is” to “was” on Henry Kissinger’s Wikipedia article

There are three possible outcomes. An Assad victory. A Sunni victory. Or an outcome in which the various nationalities agree to co-exist together but in more or less autonomous regions, so that they can’t oppress each other. That’s the outcome I would prefer to see. But that’s not the popular view. [...] I’m all in favour of getting rid of Assad

Along with Thọ, Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on December 10, 1973, for their work in negotiating the ceasefires contained in the Paris Peace Accords on "Ending the War and Restoring Peace in Vietnam", signed the previous January. According to Irwin Abrams, this prize was the most controversial to date. For the first time in the history of the Peace Prize, two members left the Nobel Committee in protest. Thọ rejected the award, telling Kissinger that peace had not been restored in South Vietnam. Kissinger wrote to the Nobel Committee that he accepted the award "with humility", and "donated the entire proceeds to the children of American servicemembers killed or missing in action in Indochina". After the Fall of Saigon in 1975, Kissinger attempted to return the award.

This is such a goddamn funny paragraph

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you may cum, but don't get used to it.

isn't even doing the "celebrating someone's death is never ok" pinned comment shit. All the top comments are good too. Somehow the thread isn't locked.

Alright folks... we got our one good thing for the year.

air vent to keep the piss bubbly

https://nitter.se/yugopnik/status/1730151500683378963#m

Are we able to fly the flag at twice staff?

Kissinger Memorandum: “To Isolate the Palestinians”

Now it is very easy for a group like this to try to say that American and Israeli interests are identical. But this is not exactly so and I think it is wrong for the Jewish community in the United States to get fixed on that concept. The United States has an interest in the survival of Israel. But we, of course, have an interest in the 130 million Arabs that sit athwart the world’s oil supplies.

what if the United States doesn't have a need for the oil anymore?

I feel like a dog that finally caught its own tail, like, I should've prepared something for this occasion.
I can only hope others planned ahead where I didn't. Looking forward to some cream of the crop RIP Bozo content

PRESS "S" TO SPRAY DISRESPECTS

And the world gains another gender neutral bathroom

If you want an overview of some of his crimes:

Henry Kissinger, Top US Diplomat Responsible For Millions Of Deaths, Dies At 100 — The Intercept

Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies — Rolling Stone

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Wake up, Kissinger is still dead. Fuckin love y'all ♥️

LET’S

FUCKING

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I WAS HERE

I WAS HERE

I WAS HERE

What's worse is he died fully insulated from the damage he wrought on the world. Its not fair.

NEW PUBLIC BATHROOM JUST DROPPED

Wakes up

Kissinger is fucking dead

MRW

:crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party: :die-motherfucker: :crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party:

Holy shit what a way to wrap up November rest in piss asshole.

🦀

The way I see it, Kissinger loved people dying. In a way, this was his lifelong dream.

My partner is taking credit for this because and I quote, "I did say he would die this week"

He just died? Wow. I didn't know that, I just uhh... you're telling me now for the first time. He led a disgusting life. What else can you say? He was a disgusting man, whether you disagree or not, he was a disgusting man who led a disgusting life. I'm actually happy to hear that, I am happy to hear that. Thank you very much.

Briefly coming out of my self-imposed exile to say rest in piss you fucking ghoul, burn in hell forever

He died from not nutting for to loong during No-Nut-November. Never stop nutting.

Good one, almost got me. Wait, this isn't in c/fakenews? You're gonna get banned

What…it's true? That motherfucker's finally gone!

A second plane has hit Henry Kissinger

LETS FUCKING GOOO

I saw a tweet that was 8 minutes old...

Henry Kissinger died

And I thought to myself as went to google "I am the world's dumbest man. I'm googling that and it won't— Holy mother of fuck! It is true!"

If you do the math.,This is like infinite 9/11s for him.

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kissingers going to be dead tomorrow too its gonna be a great couple days

Let's fucking gooooooo

Thursday.

Damn it.

First Thatcher and now this decrepit Nazi.

Why can't these fuckers die on the weekend so I can have a proper piss up with my mates in celebration?

p i s s i n g e r

ROT IN HELLL YOUU PIECEE OF SHIIITTT

PLS MR DEVIL GIVE HIM ETERNAL TORTURE, LET HIS SOUL BURN FOR ALL OF ETERNITY

new bathroom just open

Ulysses did Kissinger

This will be the all time highest upvoted post on Hexbear until the day Communism is implemented.

ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS ROT IN PISS

weren't chomsky and kissinger blood/life bound in that they will continue to live forever until one kills the other?

DID CHOMSKY FINALLY KILL HIM??????

Holy shit! After all these decades Tom Lehrer finally managed to destroy his phylactery.

My wife says that I seem happier than the day that we got married

Go give your wife a hug

Disgusting war criminal dies finally. Should have died years ago. Rest in piss.

Only the good die young

All the evil seem to live forever

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Lmao I hope his wife is suffering rn. I read the other day she wasn't charged after assaulting a woman at an airport after the woman called her husband a pedophile

'Nancy lunged at me and grabbed me by the throat,' Mrs. Kaplan said. 'Then she pushed her face close to mine and said, 'Do you want to get slugged.''

we have to rename this emote now

Iy's a beautiful sunny morning and kissinger is still dead

Christmas keeps coming sooner and sooner

Best news to nap to

I have the flu and I needed this.

I'd post crabs but Kissinger won and the article makes that clear. Made it to 100 years old to die at home in his own bed surrounded by family. Still had his mind and was in decent health for his age. This was his final fuck-you to all that is decent and just in the world.

oh fuck it's real!

Horrible - no corkscrew found in sight to celebrate with wine

Holy shit y'all are fast

FINALLY.

About goddamn time. Better late than never (I mean fucking obviously, I just wish it had been decades or even a century sooner).

I hope he died knowing that the empire he spent his life orchestrating atrocities for is also spiraling the drain.

🦀 all x 1000.

Hell just gained another demon

FUUUUCK WHY DID THIS HAPPEN WHILE I WAS SLEEPING

anyways,

It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the death of Henry Kissenger

the fact that he died exactly at 100 makes it feel like he exhausted some kind of default time limit

in any case :crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party:

came out to a friend yesterday and kissinger croaked shortly afterwards

HENRY KISSINGER??? MORE LIKE HENRY KISSING DIRT!!!!!!!!

I was kinda hoping he would live to see the end of israel and ukraine but I suppose in his last moments he knew that everything he had worked for was going to expire soon.

Oh shit, I have muscular dystrophy and both my lungs collapsed this year and yet I outlived a blood-sucking demon! Get fucked neo-liberals!

That's really fuckin tragic, just a true shame that he was allowed to live to the venerable age of one hundred. RIP to millions of dead southeast Asians. The wicked lich of the west deserved to fuckin, get stung to death by a hive of fire ants, or eaten alive by a hippopotamus, or maybe trip and fall over one of those Honeywell cluster mines that he loved so much. Not die peacefully in his own home. Nonetheless.

___>

What you thinking about babe?

Like 10 seconds after I heard the news I jumped into my car and went to go get a bottle of Champagne lol. I've said like a decade now that this is exactly what I'd do. Cheers comrades 🥂🥳🎉

Wake up at 5am, make coffee, sit at pc, open hexbear, "Kissinger is dead", crack beer.

Also.... who do we use for "XYZ died before Kissinger"? I was gonna suggest Powell, but then I got another happy reminder.

Getting one of those tacky Calvin pissing car stickers and a custom Kissenger sticker.

Kissinger dies pretty much right when I beat Elden Ring.

ENEMY SLAIN

it finally happened

rot in piss

kissenger dying really made my day

Hasan is interviewing the author of the Rolling Stone article tomorrow

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

11/29/2023

KISSINGER IS FUCKIN DEAD

I hope all his loved ones and admirers see us celebrating

Munger then Kissinger, the joke is these usually come in threes so who's next? Jimmy Carter is a pretty good candidate, his wife of 77 years just died (couples that old and having been together so long tend to die close together) and he looked like a corpse at her funeral and he managed to beat Kissinger so he doesn't have much reason left to live except maybe seeing the Guinea worm eradicated.

http://ishenrykissingerdead.com/

Seriously boss? Henry Kissinger died today and I'm supposed to just "do data entry"?

Came with the plague gone with the plague.

May hell be real

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finally, the post to top all others has arrived

Nice news to wake up to

Kissinger's death day caused site logins to jump up by 40% if we get the juche necromancers we can weaponise killing Kissinger over and over and over again to grow the site infinitely.

YYYYEEEEESSSSSSS

Who wants to join me for the group pissing on his grave?

Kissinger being escorted to his cell in Hell while all the other souls yell "let me at him" from all around him like it's Rorschach going to jail.

Such a travesty that he got to live to 100, but he's finally dead

HE'S FUCKING DEAD

I am posting in this thread just so that I can say that I did.

Carry on.

This breakfast the tea will be sweeter and the bread will be crunchier

went out and got a big stout to celebrate fam

we drinking that 12%er, feliz jueves

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Hes fired 😤

Where were you when pissinger tried to suck his own dick and snapped his spine?

I was playing halo with my partner. We convened an emergency discord hangout with our friends to celebrate. Might gather together tonight and watch doctor strange love to commemerate.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

My comrades...it is a glorious day long coming. I know it's bitter sweet given he lived to be a fucking hundred but I am so fucking proud and happy to be here with you all experiencing a world where Henry Kissinger is a fucking corpse. You're all fucking beautiful and I'm actually crying right now. Pouring out a glass of wine for all of you fine folk. Let's celebrate!!!

Truly a tragedy that he lived so long

Holy smokes thank you Kissinger I now have motivation to finish my essay

Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

-Tom Lehrer (outlived Kissinger)

Logging in to say:

• rest in piss
• fuck you Henry

Thanks!

I visited the Wikipedia article on Henry Kissinger, and I noticed this sentence:

In contrast, Kissinger is an immensely beloved figure within China, with China News Service describing him in his obituary as someone "who had a sharp vision and a thorough understanding of world affairs".[11][12]

What's the deal with that?

Someone must attend his funeral and blast this song from a boom box John Cusack style during the procession

@kissinger@hexbear.net not here to see this day with us

aw man I can't believe I slept through his death

I'm giving you all the day off work tomorrow. If your boss gives you any shit tell them that Capitalism's Horchata is broken and now we can beat them with the wizard broom until and they can't stop us.

Great way to start a day