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  • fuck-around

  • Pete Rose Lifetime Ban Expires
  • One such controversy involved the allegation that he dated and had sex with underage girls while playing for the Reds in the 1970s.

    what-the-hell

  • WE'RE GOING DOWN!
  • he's gonna do 9/11 2

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  • Never forget what they took from you.

  • "Elon Musk's Twitter Employees Feel Forced to Laugh at His Appalling 'Jokes'... or Else"
  • You would think with how much money he has he could just hire someone to follow him around and call him a meme maestro all day. Shit, he could find plenty of redditors who would do it for free.

  • Israel Lebanon doublespeak
  • It placed rockets in your living rooms and missiles in your garage.

    Look at them preemptively try to justify attacks on civilians. Remember this after they bomb innocent peoples' houses and murder entire families, and no one ever finds any weapons in the ruins.

  • It’s no longer glorious to get rich in China — it’s dangerous
  • I love how desperate they are to frame this as a bad thing.

  • There is nothing more Alabama than that…
  • It used to be practiced in the United States. It still is, but it used to be, too.

  • Drying Wet Boy's ghostwriter: "we are introducing the launch of our Official Trump Coins! The ONLY OFFICIAL coin designed by me-"
  • Buying stupid coins is such a boomer thing to do. Has anyone under the age of 60 even considered doing such a thing?

  • Holy NYT euphemisms, Batman!
  • Brutal for who? honk

    Brutal for who? big-honk

  • Why the hell is it that every time I try and see a doctor there's like a three month wait AT LEAST
  • I've been trying to get an appointment to get tested for autism (which I'm almost certain I have), I filled out all their forms and sent them the first $400 payment a month ago, now it's "wait for us to call you and schedule an appointment" and of course I haven't gotten a phone call yet. Wow yes tell me more about how countries with socialized medicine have to wait months to get an appointment.

  • CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER - TEST YOUR MIGHT
  • 7 gang rise up

  • select a power plant and tell us why
  • I'm spamming thousands of wind turbines all over the place

  • I'm sure the women will be so very sad
  • Western women will be pissed

    I'm sure they'll be devastated by weird misogynist techbros leaving them alone.

  • Who is this guy?
  • walter

  • lizard people
  • mr-beast

  • How do you do, fellow communists?

    https://xcancel.com/REVMAXXING/status/1655535723024457729

    Bonus:

    !

    https://xcancel.com/RTSGtm/status/1815460987384037877

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    O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit
    www.theonion.com O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit

    LAS VEGAS—With onlookers gasping as the former football star made a big show of being too big for the casket, O.J. Simpson was reportedly allowed to remain alive Thursday after his coffin didn’t fit. “If the coffin doesn’t fit, you must let him live a bit.” said O.J. eulogizer Tommie Lochran, who ad...

    O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit
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    Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran
    www.theonion.com Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran

    DEARBORN, MI—In an effort to raise money to cover his mounting legal bills, former President Donald Trump announced at a campaign event Friday that he was selling the central religious text of Islam in a special new edition called the “God Bless The USA” Quran. “It’s a very holy book—really the holi...

    Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran
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    lmao

    https://lemmygrad.ml/comment/3893965

    !07 To our lemmygrad comrades for the quality dunking on this lib

    !

    !

    ChatGPT ass answer lol

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    (CW: transphobia) Blahaj user accuses Hexbear of pretending to be trans for the purpose of ragebaiting

    https://programming.dev/comment/6314140

    Also accuses us of getting "offended at anyone, for any reason." Literally indistinguishable from a chud.

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    Dude got fired for being the coolest motherfucker in the district. Unreal.
    www.dailycardinal.com UW-La Crosse chancellor fired by Board of Regents after appearing in adult films

    UW-La Crosse Chancellor Joe Gow was fired in a unanimous vote by the Board of Regents after appearing in adult videos with his wife.

    UW-La Crosse chancellor fired by Board of Regents after appearing in adult films

    >During a Sept. 7 interview with UW-La Crosse student newspaper The Racquet Press, Gow told the publication he was looking forward to supporting his wife, Carmen Wilson, as “she creates a cookbook and instructional videos titled 'Cooking with Carmen.'” > >The couple has posted nine videos on their Youtube channel Sexy Healthy Couple — described as “a plant-powered couple [making] delicious vegan food with top adult stars,” per a channel description — with the first posted on Dec. 9, 2023, as first reported by the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. The videos feature Gow and Wilson making recipes alongside adult film entertainers and small segments of suggestive material. > >The channel’s Twitter account advertises “fully explicit scenes” on their OnlyFans account. > >In one video, Gow shows a book entitled “Monogamy with Benefits: How Porn Enriches Our Relationship,” which he says he wrote with Wilson. The book is listed under pen names Geri and Jay Hart, which are described on Amazon as “pen names of a married woman and man who serve in executive positions at two well-known organizations in the U.S.”

    That's it. That is literally what they fired him over.

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    what is milk toast and why did people start using it to make fun of liberals?

    Milk toast sounds like something br\*tish people would make. Does it mean liberal politics are unpalatable as br\*tish cuisine?

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    Rom Rom [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.

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