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  • OH GOD NOT A FRENCH CHARACTER

  • BREAKING: Princess Peach released from the Hague on a 500B coin bond following accusations of war crimes in the 6th Koopa War
  • What a fucking shambolic circus this court is, if it were Bowser they would have convicted and executed him before he even got the chance to commit the crimes Princess Peach is guilty of, but Global North kingdoms have to look out for each other I guess

  • Despite there being only two legitimate options (6 and hijacking and crashing the plane) I wrote a full analyses of this odd meme
  • Something to consider with Rogan is that he’s similar to Trump, in that he’ll just fold and agree with whatever you’re saying like he does on his podcast. Not that you would be able to convince him to embrace communism in the long term, but it could be pretty funny to make him basically turn into Vladimir Lenin for 10 hours

  • (CW: slop) If there's one franchise that just needs to stop, it's Ghostbusters
  • Was Ghostbusters ever actually good though

  • I can't make the jump from nihilism to absurdism (Update)
  • Just imagine Sisyphus cumming or whatever the saying is

  • Who isn't Hamas?
  • The presidential debates are just gonna be two people whose brains are being melted by Islamophobia in real time calling each other Hamas operatives over and over again for two hours, like how the 2020 debates turned into a competition over who could be more jingoistic and sinophobic

  • Listen, I don't think this happens but...
  • One of the freaks who make up his base is gonna try to shoot him again because he edged them for three years with no payoff

  • Happy Anniversary Hexbear!
  • Day 1 Hexbears wya jeb

  • Happy Anniversary Hexbear!
  • I think we’re still like 3 months away from surpassing CTH, but it’s still crazy to think about

  • Joe Biden ends re-election campaign
  • We’re right on schedule folks 😎

  • Joe Biden ends re-election campaign
  • Marxism-Coconutism

  • NSFW
    Israeli woman killed her son with an axe in a mall.
  • Has anyone been able to find any motive for what this woman did other than her just being insane?

  • Amazing. Every word you just said was wrong.
  • Sitting around in my utopian spaceship being mad as hell all the time because 24th century Dengists are keeping the government from coming and stealing all my clothes

  • Jack Black cancels Tenacious D Australian tour after Kyle Gass Trump Assassination joke
  • Sure, Hitler was bad, but we’ll never be able to reach across the aisle and compromise with Nazis if you keep making jokes about him killing himself like a fucking loser! Please change and grow as a person :(

  • Imagine being this lame
  • I really wish the CIA heart attack gun had worked on this dumbass back in 2020

  • Quick vent thread about Reddit

    Before anyone says it, I know that the best option for me is to just delete my Reddit account and never use it again, but I don’t have any type of impulse control to stop me from mindlessly scrolling through social media so that option is out of the question for now

    Anyways, I saw a Reddit thread about an NFL player who accidentally killed someone while he was drunk driving having PTSD from the incident and a good amount of the comments were acting revolted at the thought that a person who fucked up was a human being with emotions. Maybe I’m being too sympathetic to the NFL player but I think like it’s a bit extreme to say that the feelings of a dude who seems to be pretty guilty and remorseful over unintentionally committing the worst mistake of his life are invalid because of what he did. It’s also kind of representative of this thing that redditors do where they go out of their way to post these deranged fantasies about what they think should happen to every criminal and to talk about how people in prison don’t deserve to be treated with any kind of dignity or compassion because they committed a crime once. I don’t know if these people are just saying this because they want to feel morally superior to everyone else and look down on prisoners because they’re easy targets or if they’re genuinely just deranged and like it when people are dehumanized

    But yeah thanks for making it this far into my semi-coherent essay, you can tell me why I’m an idiot in the comments if you feel like it

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