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The wine cave liberals go on cruise
  • They're probably emboldened by the fact that they contributed to the climate change that's melting all the icebergs.

    Though wise Poseidon has other methods of swallowing the rich who completely lack hubris.

  • The wine cave liberals go on cruise
  • The good thing, though, is if disaster strikes the ship and the wine cave libs end up in a Gilligan's Island situation, they'll be dead in a couple weeks because none of them have any skills besides being professional managers. They're just gonna delegate foraging food to other people and establishing a pecking order (with surviving crew at the bottom, obviously) until they just get thrown into the ocean.

  • Australia backs draft UN proposal recognising Palestinians' 'sovereignty' over land, water and electricity
  • This probably won't bite the ALP as hard in the next election since Zionism isn't as tied to Australia as much as the US or UK, so I think this is a smart move (even if doomed to fail due to US veto) but they really need to do more for the working class than pay lip service to (some) unions if they want to avoid what happened in QLD to repeat on the national scale.

    Boy Boy/ididathing/FriendlyJordies can do what they can to influence the online zoomers/millennials but they actually need to address the working class proper if they want to go against Rupert Murdoch et al.

  • Australia backs draft UN proposal recognising Palestinians' 'sovereignty' over land, water and electricity
  • They are coasting on not doing a Kamala, yes, but the ALP also know the US is going to veto it. Having a little bit of political knowhow is better than none, but they just lost Queensland to ghouls who are trying to unilaterally ban abortion.

    Australian Labor's strategy right now is to wait for the Liberals to fuck up harder. The unions were striking in the middle of Sydney in a brilliant show of solidarity and Labor largely stood by and actually did very little. Considering they're a major party in the first place due to union support, waiting on Liberals to fail isn't a foolproof strategy.

    Even now Libs are drumming up support and blaming the results of their own policies when they were in power on the current ALP and what the ALP has done is basically nothing.

  • Australia backs draft UN proposal recognising Palestinians' 'sovereignty' over land, water and electricity
  • Don't have too much hope, remember Bill Shorten's fumble. Zionism doesn't have a death grip on Australia yet, and the NLP are truly uncharismatic. But Labor is perfectly capable of shooting themselves in the foot without outside independence. The ALP has gotten a lot worse since the days they used to play Solidarity Forever at party meetings.

  • Trump picks vaccine skeptic Robert F. Kennedy as health secretary
  • This is a win for brain worms in every still body of water in the US.

    1. Parasite finds host, alters host behaviour

    2. Host seeks positions of power and influence urging other potential hosts to embrace risky behaviours to the benefit of brain worms

    3. Host successfully gains power <-You are here

    4. Host mandates stale pond water for all citizens

    Flawless brain worm victory.

  • HOW DO I NOT FUMBLE THE FIRST DATE
  • Do not: Infodump about obscure leftist schisms in the 20th century which led to collapses which are roots of some of today's problems

    Do: Infodump about obscure Hollywood actors that became president of the USA which is the root of most of today's problems

  • Will I get bullied for not meeting standards here?
  • Being gatekept on being a leftist is extremely leftist, the more times you've been purity tested the more leftist you are. Doesn't matter if you actually pass those purity tests, mind you, but it means you've stuck around long enough to not have given up and succumb to becoming a lib or fash.

    As for theory, you can start with listening to Dolly Parton's seminal "9 to 5" as a primer on communism

  • Oh to be a slimmy shitstain, what a good life I'd have
  • Official ActBlue communication:

    Re: Where did all of our money go?

    We have reports that a man that looks identical to this: brace-cowboy except wearing a pair of Groucho Marx glasses known only as "Rachel Jake" walked into the ActBlue headquarters shortly after Joe R Biden formally stepped out of the running for the 2024 election.

    "Rachel" was immediately given a top level job with maximum security clearance because he claimed to be an apolitical undecided voter and could speak on behalf of all undecided voters. The man seemed extremely surprised when given a keycard with access to the vault where we keep all of the Democratic Party's donations in cash as well as a press conference with other heads of ActBlue about the Kamala 2024 campaign. However, when asked "Ok then, what should Kamala's campaign be about?", he paused for several moments before exclaiming "Oh, uhh I dunno, ask Liz, she normally has a plan for these things, I didn't think I'd get this far". When pressed about which "Liz" he was referring to, "Rachel" hesitated for a few more moments before replying "Uhh... Liz.... Cheney... Yes. That Liz. Liz Cheney. We should refocus all our efforts into getting Liz Cheney's endorsement".

    The man was later seen quickly exiting the ActBlue headquarters loading up overflowing duffel bags of cash into the back of an unmarked white van. When approached and questioned about his identity, the driver of the van only identified himself as "Uhh.... Old.... Chomsky"

    Neither men nor the money were ever seen again.

    So for those reasons, we are asking you to donate now to ActBlue to save democracy again.

  • Elon Musk appointed to lead DOGE
  • Elon buys up crypto, DJT coin, Doge

    Elon dissolves the Federal Reserve and the US mint for being "inefficient"

    Elon briefly becomes the world's first trillionaire

    The US economy collapses even harder than the depression

    This is if Liz Truss had 4 (or more) years to wreck the UK economy instead of like 4 weeks. Elon's going to dissolve NASA to make SpaceX the sole contractor for US space efforts, make several billion dollars then absolve all blame when the SpaceX-Boeing joint space station that's meant to replace the ISS falls out of orbit and lands in the ocean.

  • Elon Musk appointed to lead DOGE
  • > Wants to cut government spending and make the government more efficient

    > Invents a whole new division of government that will require funding

    > Department is of dubious legality, likely requiring changes to be litigated over a period of months if not years to actually make major changes to other departments

    > Hires a person who have no governing experience so he has to be trained on the job

    > Said a person that also has experience in other branches of government so even if this isn't a malicious act (it is), he'd have to then learn what other government departments do

    > Said person claims to already be working 18 hours a day at a car/battery business, a hole drilling business, a bird website and a space company

    Efficiency, American style

  • Elon Musk appointed to lead DOGE
  • Elon Musk is a white South African deep sleeper agent who's entire job is to enshitify the US for the crime of (mildly) opposing apartheid (towards the very end).

    • Wasting state funds on a tunnel that goes no where at the expense of rapid mass transport

    • Selling shitty cars that drive into lakes

    • Taking a huge amount of public money to subsidize said shithouse cars

    • Monopolizing the battery industry and pumping out mid products and sit on patents

    • Embracing and amplifying the most cancerous and self consuming culture like baseless conspiracy theories, The Big Bang Theory and 2015 era "dank memes"

    • Redirecting aerospace technology and advancements towards meaningless gestures like launching cars into space or a pipe dream Mars colony

    • Convincing rich rubes into thinking their trucks are bulletproof, indestructible ATVs

    • Online "banking" and money transfer so slow and inefficient it has a measurable negative effect on the economy.

    Now he's going to """make the government more efficient""" aka defunding basically everything, hastening the collapse of the US Empire.

    He's going to defund NASA for more SpaceX contracts and it'll be Columbia times 100 and kill 10,000,000 Americans by defunding the EPA and getting rid of the "woke" FDA. He still has a grudge against the CDC for closing his Tesla factories during 2020, and by God he's going to dissolve the CDC so the US is even less prepared for whatever mutated H5N1 variant that's going to come out of a US factory farm next year.

    The tumour of American culture has become malignant but the Americans worship him like an antibody. And the Americans will have deserved it.

  • Goodbye NLRB. It was nice while it lasted.
  • Dems: A vote for 3rd party is a vote for Trump

    GOP: A vote for 3rd party is a vote for Kamabla

    Synthesis: Voting 3rd party is the true unity option because it's the only way of voting twice without committing voter fraud

  • Trump wins Arizona, sweeping all seven battleground states
  • Its about absorbing progressive momentum then dispersing it so the rich won't get taxed and/or have to pay fair wages.

    Occupy Wall St. would have been bad for rich people if that movement was associated with a competent political party, so Dems took to it to do nothing.

  • Proletarian superhero 蜘蛛-侠

    Comrade {彼得|bǐ dé}•{帕克|pà kè}, aka Spider-Man, went on to fight bourgeois terrorist Green Goblin with theory, fists.

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    The “Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques

    a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.

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    Happy Anniversary to this legendary thread
    hexbear.net Sheltered Reddit liberals finding out in real time that they're not in a pro-west echo chamber is fucking hilarious. - Hexbear

    Its like Hillary walking into a working class kitchen for the first time. They've been shielded from even critical support of China and other AES for so long they literally, not figuratively, literally cannot process that people exist that have beliefs that aren't Reddit Approved. They immediately a...

    My proudest posting achievement by far.

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    Bit Idea: Soviet sleeper agent being activated by the word soup dribbling out of sundowning Biden and Trump talking over each other on a debate stage

    Activation phrase: Tremendous. October. Cadillac. Swamp. Jack. Hostage. Orange. Derail. Lebanon. Crooked. Tariff. Meta. Balloon. Beautiful.

    Geriatric Agent Voronkov pulls out a dust covered bag and sets off to sabotage various economically significant structures like the Francis Scott Key Bridge and the World Trade Centre

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    BREAKING: China Orders ALL Hotels to Allow Foreign Guests
    mp.weixin.qq.com BREAKING: China Orders ALL Hotels to Allow Foreign Guests!

    China has officially responded about hotels rejecting foreigners!

    BREAKING: China Orders ALL Hotels to Allow Foreign Guests!

    Note: this has technically been the law for a few years but it was not enforced, esp during COVID, nor did many smaller hotels have the software needed to even enter foreign names. Certain chains had a 3 character limit on the name field and because guests legally had to register their ID, they couldn't accommodate. Other short stay hotels wrongly assumed they needed special licenses to house foreigners like long term accommodation.

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    Chinese shitposters advertising the shredder used by Israel

    On the image:

    "IDF Standard Issue"

    "National warranty, no transaction fee"

    "Suitable for shredding multiple top confidential documents simultaneously"

    And in the comments itself:

    "This product is portable, can shred evidence of war crimes AND embarass Israel on international TV? This is too good to be true"

    And

    "Can I still use it if I'm not having a temper tantrum?"

    And

    "I can't fault the guy for promoting an efficient Chinese product"

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    Ok we were completely wrong about China collapsing this year but they're still bad.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/15/business/china-gdp-q1.html

    !manhattan it is 2022, the libs say China will not recover from post COVID lull

    !manhattan it is 2021, the libs say China will not recover from harsh, extended COVID lockdowns

    !manhattan it is 2019, the libs say China will not recover from international backlash for cracking down on Hong Kong riots

    !manhattan it is 2018, the libs say China will not recover from international backlash over Adrian Zenz's fever dream the Uyghur genocide and Trump's trade war with China

    !manhattan it is 2016, the libs say China will not recover from an aging population and a lack of youth to replace them due to the one child policy and wasting money on an aerospace program

    !manhattan it is 2014, the libs say China will not recover from Xi's crackdowns on corruption and corporate greed, military spending and renewed efforts to claim the South China Sea

    !manhattan it is 2010, the libs say China will not recover from wasting trillions into a national high speed rail system

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    Wow, Time Magazine are hardline Dengists

    This is the best thing they've done since they named me person of the year 2006

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    My own reflection? Ham@s. Children playing in the street? Ham@s. A weirdly shaped cloud? Ham@s

    Leftists: imperialists are paper tigers, they may appear frightening but if you look closely, they're actually harmless. They are no where near as powerful as they project, they are in reality disorganised

    The imperialists: The 16 year old kids we keep killing are master Shinobi and can cast genjutsu and teleport. They're so skilled in the art of deception they have embedded themselves in American society posing as taxi drivers and food delivery people for decades at a time.

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    I used "Vosotros sois..." in a conversation last weekend

    They laughed. Apparently picking up Spanish from your Spaniard friend has some downsides.

    As in South American backpackers find it funny/amusing this drunk Chinese guy in an Australian pub used the Castellano equivalent of "y'all" in a sentence.

    !angery

    They were ultimately nice about it, much better than the time my (English speaking) Canadian coworker tried to speak to some Parisians in school level Québécois and they scoffed and continued in English.

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