"Collective bargaining is a fairytale! Now shut up so I can tell you how the Good and Rightful CEO Moneybags and his Court Wizard single-handedly summoned 50,000 workers capable of doing the Longshoremen's jobs with no prior training or experience!"
"Pay no attention to all of our dead officers, we purposely trained and promoted them wrong, as a joke"
Plasticizers are chemical compounds that make materials more flexible. “No matter who you are, or where you are, your daily level of exposure to these plasticizer chemicals is high and persistent,” Volz said. “They are ubiquitous.”
Well, at least all the microplastics invading my brain are staying nice and flexible...
Y'know the best property of Iron?
It rusts
Y'know he may be onto something...our (humanity in general, Hexbear not so much) willingness to humanize billionaire monsters like Elon Musk and his ilk is going to doom the planet. Glad we have science to back us up now 
"We've changed our name to be more reflective of our mission. We are now the United Nations Humanitarian Encouragement of Lebanese People Fighting Unjust Landgrabs, which is a bit of a mouthful. So you can just call us UNHELPFUL instead."
"You can't vote me out if you can't vote, Jack!" 
Reappropriating some lines from the Phantom Menace Rifftrax:
"See my opinion is that the Jar Jar character Elon Musk isn't inherently racist sophomoric as he is broadly offensive"
'Really'
"Yeah, he's annoying in a more metaphysical sense."
'So what...he bugs your soul?'
"Actually, yes"
Nah, they've got a HUGE Evangelical Christian lobby down there too 
God damn Amerikkka, there is 1% chance that water doesn't just get thrown, plastic and all, directly into a landfill somewhere. And that 1% is that the pigs get Max Max-y and price gouge its distribution without telling anyone
"But have you considered the potential side effects of the vaccine that I just made up? No? I didn't think so. Now shut up so I can go force my workers with insufficient PPE into a plague barn with their mobile gas chamber carts to kill 100 million animals (all real btw), as is dictated by the most efficient economic system there is!"
It was supposed to be something to build on
lol, so is a basement, but if you never actually build anything it's always going to be just a hole
George SoullessAll Israelis in favor of etc. should live i-
Actually, Imma go ahead and stop you right there
I feel like I'm failing (at least) a Rorschach test, but I can't unsee The Juggernaut in Trump's chin/neck
Is there any way to interpret this information that doesn't conclude that the seal on human-to-human transmission is broken?
"Going forward, to avoid embarrassing situations, all jokes on X must include the number 69 or be in the form of a Doge meme. Failure to comply will result in a ban."
"Citizen! You have "tested" three grapes. Please swipe your card now or you will be forced to surrender the contents of your stomach at your expense."
Bro posted this the day after Hurricane Helene, which put USA at the same number of Cat. 4 or 5 landfalls in the last, like 8 years, as all the previous 50-ish
You better start believing in extreme climate experiments Mr. Musk...you're in one
