Quark, the station is on fire!
No, Moogie, it's just the northern lights
Going to see Joker 2 and shaking my head at the screen the whole time so people know I'm not there to do a mass shooting
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!It was the best of times, it was the worst of times - wow, really? Jaime, pull that up. It was the age of reason AND foolishness? Crazy.
0 euphemisms involving light bulbs, unsurprisingly
Reading about all the people stranded in Carolina and how understaffed FEMA is, I should really make a 72 hour kit in case of an inevitable disaster in my area
wdym, it's not like there's a historical precedence for what happens when you skimp out on your prateorian guard
Looks like maybe 3/20~ missiles intercepted?
The NY Slimes is reporting that he took "over $100,000" in bribes and that seems SO incredibly cheap. You're the mayor of New York City and all you can manage is some free flights and hotels in Turkey? Come on, shake down some Wall Street perverts for seven figures at least
It's one big club and so on and so forth 
My parents are generally pretty savvy but I try to talk to them about it by claiming that someone tried to scam me and how I recognized it as such
I mean, depending on where you're wearing or holding it, it could break in just the right way to damage just the wrong organ
In America you're never more than 1 mile away from a mass shooting
There would be even more "Gul Dukat did nothing wrong" posts than before
The only happy parents I know have family who regularly watch their kids, including overnight stays. The kids love it because they spend time with more family, and my friends love it because it means they still have time to work and do things for themselves outside of childcare. I frankly don't know how the average atomized American family copes with raising children.
Summary: A new law requires armed guardians at every Utah school, every day. Schools are struggling to meet the requirements and to find volunteers willing to respond with lethal force.
Aerospace defense fighters intercepted a small balloon traveling over Utah, NORAD announced Friday.
Luckily the military was able to scramble a few multi-million dollar jets to deal with the latex menace, OORAH!
https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2024/01/22/utah-teachers-could-be-paid-500/
wokescolds will tell me their "specific duties" are to enforce the state's monopoly on violence smdh
When I first got laid off I thought it would be chill to be on unemployment for a month or two, but now that I've applied for hundreds of jobs with just two interviews I'm starting to think I'll run out of money before I find a new gig
The job market is such dog shit right now. I don't even hear back from jobs I'm overqualified for, and almost every job I've applied to pays less than what I what I was making years ago. Love too see the savings I've carefully socked away for years go down the drain in a few months