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The U-turns are occurring at retailers that once touted the upsides of fully self-service stores
  • oh no! you're probably accidentally entering the wrong plu code by accident! these stores should hire someone properly trained to stand next to each self-checkout machine to make sure customers are using them correctly.

  • What, on July 4th in history, happened OTHER than the founding of cringe country? I need something else to think about today
  • i'm shamelessly cribbing from wikipedia's on this day page, but here's a few:

    1977 – The George Jackson Brigade plants a bomb at the main power substation for the Washington state capitol in Olympia, in solidarity with a prison strike at the Walla Walla State Penitentiary Intensive Security Unit.

    1961 – On its maiden voyage, the Soviet nuclear-powered submarine K-19 suffers a complete loss of coolant to its reactor. The crew are able to effect repairs, but 22 of them die of radiation poisoning over the following two years.

    1951 – William Shockley announces the invention of the junction transistor.

    1946 – After 381 years of near-continuous colonial rule by various powers, the Philippines attains full independence from the United States.

    1943 – World War II: The Battle of Kursk, the largest full-scale battle in history and the world's largest tank battle, begins in the village of Prokhorovka.

    1910 – The Johnson–Jeffries riots occur after African-American boxer Jack Johnson knocks out white boxer Jim Jeffries in the 15th round. Between 11 and 26 people are killed and hundreds more injured. [fucking wikipedia "riots occur" like it wasn't a bunch of salty crackers attacking black people]

    1827 – Slavery is abolished in the State of New York.

    1054 – A supernova, called SN 1054, is seen by Chinese Song dynasty, Arab, and possibly Amerindian observers near the star Zeta Tauri. For several months it remains bright enough to be seen during the day. Its remnants form the Crab Nebula.

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  • we're in for a hell of an october surprise, that's for sure

  • The U-turns are occurring at retailers that once touted the upsides of fully self-service stores
  • smh people don't want to work for free anymore

    thesis: cashiers are expensive

    antithesis: self-checkout machines are annoying to use and constantly result in errors, making customers resentful of the entire process and having labor costs offloaded onto them. spiteful customers are prone to shoplifting.

    synthesis: fuck! security guards are also expensive!

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  • this is the type of person who, upon having learned about the concept of "freedom of speech" says something like, "wait a minute, you mean i'm legally allowed to cover my entire truck in bumper stickers about my cum fetish?" and being told "yes" by an anonymous internet stranger who properly disclaimed any association with legal professions, becomes immediately and unshakably beset by a feverish devotion to their newfound craft

    i hope that's an answer

  • If the president orders Seal Team Six to black bag you, just ask for a fair trial, lmao.
  • yeah i think the real takeaway is just that the scotus decided to formally recognize the status quo of the united states (sqotus)

  • Comic book idea: Cheney is trying to plan 9/11 and Iraq in the DC Universe where Superman exists
  • exactly, so the agents assigned to the task keep devising ever more complex and wacky assassination attempts set to yakety sax

    meanwhile what does superman do when clark kent learns about the salt pit?

  • Buffalo Wild Wings blocks Hexbear
  • hexbear-specter a specter haunts buffalo wild wings

  • THIS IS NOT A DRILL: THERE IS A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITEHOUSE
  • did they spray him because people said he looked pale at the debate?

  • Comic book idea: Cheney is trying to plan 9/11 and Iraq in the DC Universe where Superman exists
  • i remember a while ago someone here suggesting a comic book or tv series where clark kent is also a really good investigate journalist and the cia keeps trying to give him their award for journalism and can't figure out why he's still alive

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    Peak liberalism: making a goofy ruby to own the commies
  • so he's uber-rich, and therefore there's something dark attached to his being uber-rich

    and also he bought the stone to carve it into a turd, which he's kept for himself, so he bought it to fuck with himself and be like hey me you own a giant expensive turd?

  • anyone else use the upbear to track read/unread?
  • mostly in the news megathread

  • More lib cope
  • alfred, stop bombing palestinians!

  • Artificial Unintelligence
  • it's having an outsized effect, i think. might be interesting if the machine learning algorithm is picking up that it's overvalued or whatever else and that's why it's excluded.

  • Xi (Foolishly) Plans Communist Answers For China’s Property Crisis. [Forbes]
    www.forbes.com Xi (Foolishly) Plans Communist Answers For China’s Property Crisis.

    Beijing's planned takeover of Chinese residential real estate might cloak the nation's property crisis, but it will surely kill China’s fundamental economic momentum.

    Xi (Foolishly) Plans Communist Answers For China’s Property Crisis.

    >If the leaks and rumors are true, Beijing stands ready to launch a new and radical solution to the economy’s property crisis – a government takeover. What the authorities refer to as “a new model” would replace the old emphasis on ownership with more rentals and use government funds to buy up bankrupt properties so that in time the government’s role in real estate would rise from 5% of the market at present to 30%. Such an act would surely take the nation back to its communist roots if not quite the days of Mao Zedong. If it would veil the property crisis for a time, it would in the long run do tremendous damage to China’s economic prospects.

    !xi-peel

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    neurodiverse @hexbear.net context [fae/faer, fae/faer] @hexbear.net
    imposter syndrome: one time a professor told me my work was outstanding and i was in a fit for two days because he didn't specify whether it was outstandingly good or bad

    share your own stories if you like!

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    how do i let other users create posts in c/bloomer? edit: resolved

    it doesn't seem to let anyone but me post in there right now but i don't know how to change that

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    c/bloomer grand reopening or something

    i didn't realize it was locked, hopefully this unlocks it for everyone

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