THIS IS NOT A DRILL: THERE IS A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITEHOUSE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL: THERE IS A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITEHOUSE
It is happening again. Time is a flat circle.
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The prophecy has been fulfilled
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White Baffoon has been born
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did they spray him because people said he looked pale at the debate?
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Absolutely. All cheesy and loam.
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Where does your horseshoe theory bring you now, liberals?
U
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Did he get a spray tan to defeat dementia
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I suppose it's worth a try
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Look, is there any body of science indicating that spray tanning DOESN'T cure dementia? No? Well Q.E.D.. nerd!
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crunchy cheeto
vs cheeto puffs-
Why does cheeto puffs look like a Fallout 3 character
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"Hey, Smoothskin"
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What too much Sunny D does to a mf
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Now there are two existential threats? My existence can't handle all these threats.
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They gave him the kpop white eye makeup to make him look more kawaii.
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Giving it the Ganguro drip
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The Cheetoness is spreading! We must contain it and burn it with fire or else we shall all become sentient snack foods.
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Seriously though. This is like the powdered wig nonsense that was a thing when muskets were still the pinnacle of warfare.
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Then they end up getting poisoned by the tanning solution, just like people who used lead-based makeup in the early modern period.
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Wow, he sure looks younger. Glad they developed a cure for old age. I feel like it was just yesterday he had both feet in the grave, and now he only has one.
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I was wrong! Totally a spray tan.
Biden seemed relaxed and confident, striking a clear and crisp tone and looking tanned and rested
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The (presumably) white doorframe(?) on the left edge of the screen does tilt toward red tint-wise, so it could be a color balance issue.
Guess we'll need to see more pics tomorrow to confirm.-
Thoughhis eyelids are notably paler in the image,but that could just be JPEG-ness
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Biden transitioning into Trump, colorized, circa July 1, 2024
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Get away from the dang lathe Jack!
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Time is a DANG CHEETO
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Looks like symptom of Elacca drug:
The Elacca drug is a narcotic that was formed by the burning of Elacca Wood of the planet Ecaz. Its main characteristic when administered was that it would eliminate the user's will for self-preservation. As a result, it was popular during the days of the Imperium, when it would be administered to gladiators to prepare them for the ring.
Typically, those who had been drugged with this substance would display a carrot-coloured pigmentation to their skin.
Also, we're going WW3
it would eliminate the user's will for self-preservation
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I have gazed into eternity. And when I did, something looked back.
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Oranjoe Biden
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This design change is way too on the nose
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Four more years!
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
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