🎵Bombs over Tel Aviv🎵
Project 2027
Government denies knowledge
"Joe, you still have three more months"
Dr. Oz was the harm reduction candidate
Hard pass
🎵Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down🎵
🎵Letting the days go by, water flowing underground🎵
not beating the cop allegations
If Trump loses there will probably be project 2025 stuff in Kamalacare
Imagine how MAGA chuds would react if like Jane Fonda endorsed Trump
You know how much protein's in a burger smoothie?
"I didn't do it jack, and even if I did, who's gonna believe ya!?" 
Weren't people talking about Putin's Goldeneye space lasers a few months ago?
He's got a plan 
2024 moving by so fast. We’re already in the holiday season.
Yeah. That was kind of fun
"Gimme the hottest ya got!" screamed the President at a campaign fundraiser in Wilmington, DE hosted by OpenAI and Wells Fargo. When Hexbear News Network's Junior Corespondent MaxOS questioned First Lady Jill Biden on whether the president can handle the level of spice, she responded "It's a trial by fire. We'll have to see..."
On Thursday, June 27th, incumbent presidential candidate Joe Biden called off the general election debate mere hours before its scheduled time. Donald Trump responded in a Truth Social post, calling the president a "disgraceful coward", among other names.
President Biden plans to reschedule the debate to a "more reasonable hour" and is in talks with CNN to participate via Zoom.
