GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @ GrouchyGrouse @hexbear.net

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Stalin shouldn't have stopped until Madison Avenue

In no way could this be indicative of some kind of pattern

"So long and thanks for all the foreskins" - the ghost of John Harvey Kellog

The Greeks made statues of men with tiny democracies

Unironically they want the Starship Troopers future not the Star Trek future

Edit: and in that future they're all Johnny's parents

When I saw the second Stalin I lost it

Some kid I knew flushed a demon core down the toilet in the boys locker room

The coach who was also the janitor was so pissed!

In the movie Castaway, isolated by a vast ocean and craving humanity Tom Hanks ends up befriending a volleyball.

In real life, self-isolated by a vast web of interconnectivity and craving a pet sycophant we end up befriending the nazi chatbot

As a

How's that post-truth treating you these days, America?

This right here is what infuriates me the most. They got time for "populism" if it's fucking astroturfed bigotry but not if it's a groundswell of real grass roots sentiment that is against genocide.

They're so deeply cynical.

I hope Charles Murray is eaten by gila monsters

This is what happens to your brain if you take a bottle of benadryl

Lmao the fucking endgame boss of liberal idpol is a black senator implying there's a racism ick factor when rich white people complain about them

They'll never know what it was like carrying your lunch in a rain bucket along with a pocket full of sassafras candy and unfiltered cigarettes as you hitchhiked on old flatbeds hauling hay and corn meal to the last men still grazing the alpine meadows as autumn started to turn ten toes toward winter.

Why back in those days we'd sit on the hay and laugh raucously, using our Smartphones to look up pictures of Jar Jar's cock, balls, and anus. Not a care in the world.

Fuck somehow I forgot seeing that image and seeing it again was like seeing it for the first time until realizing I was seeing it again. Then I just kept laughing.

Putin, residing in Moscow

I'm having trouble understanding why he chose to emphasize the Russian leader being in the capital of Russia. Is it because Trump is in Florida all the time? I'd rule a country from a remote location. Like a sick island hideout with jetski ramps and soda machines. We could drink rum out of coconuts and talk like pirates. We'll rule from international waters. Nobody can call the cops.

It's true that everyone should be helping out the social whole to the best of their ability but to measure that solely in their ability to do a job making capitalists money then your measurement stick is fucked to begin with.

In a vacuum sure people should share the burden. They, we, have a responsibility to do that. Not fulfilling that responsibility could be called lazy. The idea that a job shows social worth is rooted in the assumption that the job benefits society. That any job does, really.

At the same time if my job is making mustard gas at the death factory then how am I helping society? If my job is selling candy to pre-diabetic kids does me not being lazy cancel out the social deterioration my job causes?

Proponents of capitalism are not qualified to discuss what laziness is because they can't tell the difference between benign and malign activities so long as they make money.

Further, from a Marxist sense, telling someone they are lazy because they don't volunteer themselves into a relationship where the bulk of their labor value is siphoned off so the money can sit in the Cayman Islands or whatever is laughable.

Imagine the meltdown when the mule just stops cooperating because its a mule and they do that. Famously they do that.

They'd be fully justified