I take comfort in knowing that in a billion years or so, there will still be rocks

Tbh, I bet Stan Lee would have fucking loved mgs

What Kojima thinks is hot

A good chunk of the one offs as well.

'Snake, be careful. That's Gay Wifeman! Foxhound's gayest wife guy!'

'A gay wife guy huh? I've heard about them but never faced one in combat before. This could be tough!'

'Good luck and be careful Snake!'

My brain placed 'large' in front of adult son due to conditioning. It didn't notice the word large wasn't there until a second read

That sounds fun

Sorry, I was thinking he was in the south not the east. Still works, just fill in a different cardinal direction

Its possible as well that Sauron had some leaders in the south and easy in his pocket. The only named Nazgul was a Numenorean who had colonized part of the south

Fuck, I miss affordable ketamine. I could just zoot a big rail, not understand a movie but really enjoy it and then keep having a nice day.

I go harder on the English and French cause I speak those languages and have a fee Spanish bits. I'm really good at accents and work restaurants where generally it's gonna be over half immigrants and cultural ribbing is part of the banter and I've gotten pretty far going off hard of Europe

Ironically modern Italians probably have more descent from the 'Barbarians' that took it over cause they...took it over. It didn't stop being Rome, no one takes hold of such a massive power and then decides to dissolve it

Back to the Future but Marty McFly is absolute shit at guitar and when he goes back to the 80s noise rock replaced traditional rock n roll and now he's like a classical music nerd for knowing shit like Johnny b good

I'll pretend whatever probably not Italian thing I'm making is traditional by using a heavy accent to talk at length about how my nona would make this recipe before THE FASCITAS cut off her hands so she could no longer hold a rifle but now, she could no longer make pizza with hummus, falafel and pickled veggies

Get him to macrodose ketamine and stop wasting it. J fucking snort a gram, k hole for an hour or so and then you're right back to normal and it rules. Tech bros and ravers also made it so I can't afford it anymore, it used to be like $20/g

I work in an Italian restaurant and have brought it there. It's really fun. Also fuck Italy.

Huge fan of Atun-Shei Films on YouTube, but he hath also accursed me with a most devious affliction. That of the early modern English. I had learnt this manner of speaking long afore hearing the preaching of the VVitchfinder General of Massachusetts Bayye. Alas I had learned it in the public system of education within the shire which I dvvell, and to the great shame of our educators and administration it was the works of the papist sinner of sinner himself. The 'play-vvrite' VVilliam Shakespeare an most ungodly man who doth take to paper tales of pagan ancestry as vvell as fawning praise for the vvretched throne of the English monarch and their foul ancestors deeds. Now the godly vvorks of this humble man hath rewakened me to speak in such manner vvehenever an act in defilement of the almighty and his sacred scripture doth cross mine eyes. And no one can tell what the fuck I'm saying

Where would you flee to? If fascists are cracking down on refugees and immigrants, those refugees and immigrants from the global South will end out needing somewhere else to go and I'd prefer they did that before someone fleeing cause they are afraid of danger but in less immediate danger, especially a leftist who should be fighting fascists, not running away from them.

Coming home from work and immediately showering the semolina flour and pizza sauce off my body before I turn I to an Italian

BRB, changing my alarm to that song