GalaxyBrain [they/them] @ GalaxyBrain @hexbear.net

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Fistfights reallt hurt but a fun grapple can be a low risk good time with pals.

Tabs. Live and die by the tab

There's a cronenberg movie in that for sure

You did a good enough job that it stood out. If it was a generally less than immaculate piece then it wouldn't have been even worth noting. You did a fantastic bit here

I get what he's foing for. Im saying to anyone with a heart that just sounds worse.

Amazing. You absolutely nailed it. Ive seen enough Atun-Shei stuff on YouTube to be familiar with the writing style of guys during the Civil War and you got it spot on. There is a 'don't ' in the sixth paragraph which should be 'do not' and therefore isn't funny.

I know its Monday morning quarterback backing here but I've had this happen enough both personally and professionally; a slightly more expensive can opener breaks only marginally slower than the cheapest and invincible ones aren't worth buying for home use cause they're a counter mounted monster. When you get a new one, get 2. Just always have a spare. They only break when youre using them and that's exactly when you need one.

That doesn't even sound better. If anything it's a more critical sounding word choice. Stealing is generally considered a lesser crime than Conquest. Stolen land in comparison does kinda sound like it was left on a windowsill and we took it like Yogi Bear with a Pie. Conquest has the violence committed right there in the word. Conquerors are generally considered bad, conquering people is historically frowned upon, especially by those who were conquered. Its like posting 'Not Stolen- PILLAGED'.

Just saw an ad for some golf bullshit online. It was a puased video I didn't watch but the tagline was 'think smarter, not harder'. The axiom, which is borderline religion to me as a cook is 'WORK smarter, not harder'. 'Think smart not hard' doesn't make sense.

Correctly identified a bug in our basil shipment at work before looking it up to be sure. It was a striped cucumber beetle.

Was the complaint taken seriously? Cause that is for sure not a valid complaint.

I love how the DK Rap makes it very clear that no one does anything unless they happen to feel like it or its absolutely necessary.

Put your hands together, if you want to clap. If you don't that's fine too.

She can shrink in size... to suit her mood. Shes quick and nimble...iff she needs to be.

He can stretch his arms out...when he needs to.

And this time...he's in the mood

It makes the Kongs seem moody and lazy.

The discourse should be flat because genocide is ontologically evil

New It's Always Sunny episodes were really good. Ive never seen Abott Elementary but still enjoyed the crossover. Frank is in a Coma was a great return to form classico feeling episode.

What a shitty shitty person. She needs her internet money embargoed so she has to work at like...a store.

Can't stand it and won't warch or listen to it. Fucking ruining auidobook piracy.

Back in her Fortress of Attitude

If we're privatizing space exploration it means we shouldn't be exploring space. This is what Jurassic Park (moreso the book) is about. You put scientific development in the hands of capitalists and the only thing they'll study is what makes them money. Science should be done for its own sake and be powered by an engine of burning grant money.

She made the fort a bit before I left for work. Im back in 2 hours. Probably the only evidence she moved will be her toys will be in new places

Darby never goes under the blankets with me. If we're snuggling in bed she goes on top of the blanket wherever its hardest for me to bend my arm to pet her