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Bulletins and News Discussion from September 30th to October 6th, 2024 - Qassam, Qassem, Quagmire
  • Port strike plus that chunk of NC getting obliterated is going to be rough.

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    Bulletins and News Discussion from September 30th to October 6th, 2024 - Qassam, Qassem, Quagmire
  • Idk but it does seem like a potential moment to do something theatrical. Maybe ten minutes before the debate? Idk.

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    Bulletins and News Discussion from September 30th to October 6th, 2024 - Qassam, Qassem, Quagmire
  • Honestly it does look like streams of meteors coming down. War never looks like I imagine it.

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    Bulletins and News Discussion from September 30th to October 6th, 2024 - Qassam, Qassem, Quagmire
  • Can they do that. Idk what Israel flies these days, are they carrier landing capable?

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    Bulletins and News Discussion from September 30th to October 6th, 2024 - Qassam, Qassem, Quagmire
  • Fucking terrifying, but it's good to see the west getting smashed by nightmare weapons for once. Maybe the days of impunity are over, now that Yemen is killing MQ-9s on the regular and Iran has breached Iron Dome.

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    Bulletins and News Discussion from September 30th to October 6th, 2024 - Qassam, Qassem, Quagmire
  • Hits real fucking different from settlers having a picnic watching Gaza being bombed. Turnabout is fair play.

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    Bulletins and News Discussion from September 30th to October 6th, 2024 - Qassam, Qassem, Quagmire
  • Confirms my belief that missile defense systems just flat out don't work. Sure, you can intercept one or two, but it really looks like saturation attacks can overwhelm the best systems current deployed.

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    Bulletins and News Discussion from September 30th to October 6th, 2024 - Qassam, Qassem, Quagmire
  • Al-Jaz journalists have to be some of the bravest people in ever.

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    Bulletins and News Discussion from September 30th to October 6th, 2024 - Qassam, Qassem, Quagmire
  • He's pretty spry for an old dude. Has he had covid yet? stalin-heart corona covid-cool

    We wish bibi a very cardiac arrest

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    Bulletins and News Discussion from September 30th to October 6th, 2024 - Qassam, Qassem, Quagmire
  • Wait... what? They're not really going to put UA in nato so what's the play?

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    Bulletins and News Discussion from September 30th to October 6th, 2024 - Qassam, Qassem, Quagmire
  • Shit we crossed the 1k mark strap in and hold on to your butts.

  • What's the official Hexbear Party line on the Jaffa Cake "Cake or Biscuit" controversy?
  • The dutch are sinister. And duplicitous. See how they live both bove and below the sea? It is a hint at their nature.

  • What's the official Hexbear Party line on the Jaffa Cake "Cake or Biscuit" controversy?
  • I loath the dutch, but i loath the english more, so cookie it is.

  • Iranian Rockets falling from my House
  • Care-Comrade

    I wish you safety.

  • Iranian Rockets falling from my House
  • Care-Comrade

    I wish you safety.

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    Bulletins and News Discussion from September 30th to October 6th, 2024 - Qassam, Qassem, Quagmire
  • Russia has been exercising a great deal of restraint for much of the war. The escalation towards attacks on critical infrastructure was held off as lng as possible.

    Generally speaking it's a bad idea to assassinate enemy leadership, especially political leadership. That creates chaos in the ranks which can fuck up your chances of being able to negotiate with a legitimate authority. It's always better to end a conflict diplomatically if possible.

  • Union Strong. Stronger with weapons though.

    I think these guys are members of a Flemish Dyers Guild or something.

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    OMG THE TRANS KNIGHT WITH THE BLAHAJ STANDARD!
    bsky.app Qsy (@qsy.bsky.social)

    I'm non-binary, I'm bisexual (because it's easier to say than pan, not because I'm in any way exclusive), and I'm a weird nerd. If you have any issue with that or other LGBT+ people or anything of that nature, you're not welcome here. Wanna make that clear just in case that ilk jumps over from X.

    Qsy (@qsy.bsky.social)

    Was browsing through Bsky and came across this, which is THE BEST THING. The attention to detail in the war gear is so gooooooood.

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    Little bit of writing describing how I would portray Balrogs

    I've always entertained the idea that Balrogs were less monstrous in form and more like the children of Illuvatar in form, albeit very terrifying. Here's a little musing I wronte;

    The Balrogs have in most regards the shape of men or elves, but far more terrible. Their stature is measured by their intent – At rest they are of a height with the children of illuvatar, at war they would scratch the roof of a tall man’s hall, and this stature may change from moment to moment as suits their needs.

    Always they are in shadow. The sun never falls on their faces nor can it be seen behind them. Yet, whichever way one observes them, their shadow reaches out, longer and darker than it ought to be, to fall just short of one’s feet, threateningly close. Nor, though, are they ever fully in darkness, for in darkness a dim rim of red flame can be seen about and within them. So dim it would not cast a shadow, yet you cannot mistake them on a dark night. This fire is in them and in all that they make or possess, and in wrath it will flare greatly, but never brightly – A wreath of reddish heat which never rises to the white or yellow of good honest fire nor approaches the last rays of a setting sun. There’s is a dim, shadowy fire,

    Of there gear it is thus; They wear no bright colors. All clothe and metal is dim and desaturated and the dull red gleam of their flame is in it. Their war gear is all of darkened iron, polished and engraved, set with enamels and gems which do not shine. It is their culture to have etched on their plate their deeds, and the names of great warriors they have slain, and exultation of Morgoth who lead them to power. They delight in shaping their wargear to mock the creatures of Illuvatar, such that one’s helmet might resemble a grotesque eagle fanged and scaled, while another’s pauldron might have the shape of screaming men. They are some of the greatest of the servants of Morgoth and their war-gear reflects their stature, being of the finest and most intricate make. In shadow and fire wrapped one might think their skin to be of plate and faceted iron, so closely fit and finely made was their armor.

    For arms, they bore two weapons that marked their authority and office. First – A burning sword, in dim red fire wreathed, as long as a tall elf but very light for it’s size. These swords they wielded with two hands when it suited them, or one if they were in wrath. The power of their blows was enormous and the craft of the swords was such that little could turn their edge or threaten to break them, and so they could be wielded as implements of siege if desired. Certainly, the shields of elves and men had little hope of holding them at bay. These swords were made only for the Balrogs, for few could bear them and in the presence of any servant of the Dark Lord none else would dare.

    But the true symbol of their station was the burning lash. Each Balrog’s whip was forged to fit their hand. All, however, were of black iron, finely forged, and it was in these whips that their fire burned most strongly. The whip is an instrument of torment and dominion, and so the firey whips of the Balrogs were the symbol of their tyranny above all other signs and symbols which they bore. These whips they used very cruelly in battle and in council, and countless orcs and slaves of Morgoth bore the burnt brand of iron chains on their backs or faces.

    When the Balrogs went to war at the head of Melkor’s army they carried a great wreath of smoke and shadow around them, flickering with the dull embers of a burnt out fire. This was the sight most dreaded by scouts of the Eldar and Edain, for a dimming and a shadow among the orc camps meant only this; The Balrogs were at arms, and they were unafraid to be known.

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    Measurehead Mondays: Important new ethnolinguistic slur

    Starting today and every following monday I will be updating the Hexbear Style Guide with important and culturally relevant new Gamer Words.

    Today's word is "Zzlav", which will be replacing "Ruzzian" and all related words going forward. The style guide will reflect that "Zzlav" should always be preceded by an appropriate adjective. Words like "perfidious", " grasping", "deceitful", or " cunning" are suggested but a full list will be appended to this document.

    Until next week fellow democrats!

    !hillary

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    Are there any places online where cishet men do the "omg a pretty girl looked at me and I forgot how to exist" memes that you find in some lesbian spaces?

    this has been on my mind a lot. I follow some lesbian meme shitposting groups and there's tons of memes that are just like "This girl looked at me and I died and then she smiled at me and I came back to life" and I just cannot think of any cishet men's spaces that bring that have that level of absolutely dorky dysfunctional love for women. And, like, cishet men, their whole thing is supposed to be being in to women, and that just strikes me as really weird that there's not an equivalent. Like the closest I can think of is wife guy memes but that's just one wife, usually.

    Do any spaces like that exist? Is it even possible given the way gender works in society?

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    FUCK IT WE BALL

    In the final act of Seven Samurai Kikuchiyo prominently readies a half a dozen swords, in addition to his personal big sword, to ready himself for the final fight.

    "I CAN'T KILL LOTS WITH ONE SWORD!"

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    It appears that POLITICS are happening in the Sao Paola mayoral race.
    bsky.app Sophia com PH 💛 (@sophifn.bsky.social)

    A CANDIDATE JUST HIT ANOTHER ONE WITH A CHAIR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SÃO PAULO MAYOR DEBATE??? WHAT IS THIS THE WWE?

    Regrettably I don't speak Portuguese and have no context at all so if anyone can explain what's going on I'd appreciate it.

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    Adagio for Strings. Kharak is burning.

    What if you came home and your home was gone?

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    Disgusting new DEI woke music smdh

    SMDH all this woke music now back in the day we used to believe IN GOD not IN DEI!

    yes, I know Youtube bot. Yes, I tried Invidious. No, I could not get it to work.

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    Working on this idea

    My brain's pretty fried so idk if I'll finish it up, but you get the gist; Democrat/Liberals interest in human rights is purely about self-serving image and, as much as I hate the term, virtue signalling. There's no actual political beliefs or commitments backing it up.

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    An electrical submarine ram is a silly idea. Also, it looks nothing like a Nautilis

    The chambered or pearly nautilus is a cephalopod (a type of mollusk)—a distant cousin to squids, octopi, and cuttlefish. Unlike its color-changing cousins, though, the soft-bodied nautilus lives inside its hard external shell. The shell itself has many closed interior chambers or “compartments.”

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    You think everything sucks because if Dei? I AGREE.
    • M * I * L * I * T * A * N * T * A * T * H * E * I * S * M *

    LET US CUT GOD AND SEE IF HE BLEEDS!

    • M * I * L * I * T * A * N * T * A * T * H * E * I * S * M *
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    Kill em ala harris

    Kill ramala harris

    That's all i could come up with.

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    I am no longer dying on hills. Once my enemies march their tired sweaty asses to the top of my hill I am going to crucify them as an example to the others. Get the fuck off my hill. All you will find

    I am no longer dying on hills. Once my enemies march their tired sweaty asses to the top of my hill I am going to crucify them as an example to the others. Get the fuck off my hill. All you will find here is humiliation and shame. And god help you if I come down off my hill because it's a pita to walk back up there so if I'm going all the way to the bottom I'm going to make it count.

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    Frank Frank [he/him, he/him] @hexbear.net

    Nice try feds !fedposting

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