“I am not altogether on anybody’s side, because nobody is altogether on my side, if you understand me" - Treebeard
So what happened to Treebeard next?
You can't fool me! This isn't a Pokémon, it's the final boss of Hollow Knight.
BBC on cope mode about how actually Iran's attack was foiled by the iron dome really when you think about it. Friends, how bad is Israel cooked?
If you liked the old Fallout CRPGs or the Wasteland sequels, I'd recommend Encased. It's on sale right now and provides a surprising range of ways solve the game's various problems.
for example
It'll try to send you on a road trip doing quests in exchange for macguffins, what you aren't directly told is that you can just steal these items instead.
I got 5/100
This list is also highly England-centric but that's the case whenever a saes says British.
Another unnecessary sequel?
I'm gonna skip this one, let me know when they put Jesus in space, or make him fight Jason Voorhees, or whatever these sortsa franchises do when they run outta ideas.
Ok, I'm shit at Limericks but...
frantically googles where Elon Musk was born
There once was a man from Pretoria
Who'd offer a horse to fuck ya
Spent all day posting cringe
Where he'd constantly whinge
Of his estranged children's euphoria
All those guns, yet Americans can't seem to hit shit. 
Gwragedd Annwn, just chilling in a lake, guiding travellers to the lower world, fucking up farmers as punishment for mistreatment of animals. If my exploits spread far enough amongst the fearful townsfolk they may even build a statue of me.
What kind of esoteric racism am I missing by not being American that the jump from practicing vodou to eating cats is a logical progression for 
?
Steal a tire, roll it up to the top of a hill, and try to ramp it over the wall and into your dickhead neighbour's rhubarb patch.
Urb-ex, I think this is mostly a post-industrial thing. Whole lotta dilapidated buildings in town to fuck around in. There was a local rite of passage that involved breaking into an abandoned bomb shelter.
Buy a pistol-grip crossbow from a sketchy man at a game faire and shoot cans up in the woods.
The possibilities are endless, as long as you leg it before the cops show up.
That's already illegal in the UK. The current moral panic is about wall hanger crap being exchanged via, like, facebook marketplace, or ebay, etc.
"Historical accuracy" fuckers, when a woman's armour is designed to protect her, not tittilate the viewer: 
Also, why'd they change the face?
I think a little clarification is needed. No. I don’t actually think everyone there is insane. I don’t care about the bans so stop trying to use that. HB enthusiasts coming here and trying to call me out achieves nothing besides proving my point
"Liberal elections are like my hecking Star Wars."
(Ironically, they're right 'cos Jedi were centrist tools ideologically unable to tackle any systemic inequality in the Republic's liberal hegemony.)
Edit: don't know how to link specific YouTube comments, but it was in the comments of this video.
In my free time I've been playing a bit of Project Zomboid recently and stumbling 'round the McMansions of KY's various towns has made me think about how inherently hostile suburban infrastructure is.
Like, until you can get a car in working order, travel out of and through the suburbs is slow and tiring. Prepare to take days out of your travel time as you run down empty roads, hop fences, and do all sorts of other things I hear gets you shot in the US. As the power goes off and perishables begin rapidly decomposing, you are trapped in a maze-like prison of mankind's making (its occupants only marginally less hostile than a real-life suburb). Seeds are scarce and the only greenery is the copy-paste lawns surrounding you in every direction. If you've thought ahead you've stockpiled your tinned goods, otherwise prepare for a long hike through a world not built for man but instead the machines that they convinced themselves would make their lives easier.
"Such a shame guys. We were totally going to do something about climate change eventually, but then Putin invaded Ukraine."
