It'd explicitly be an excuse for a bunch of weird festivals and parties, usually for specific social purposes, but sometimes just to be weird or annoying. Like an intentionally loud and obnoxious multi-day parade designed for you to have to find quiet places to hide with your friends, for the explicit purpose of making you appreciate hiding in quiet places with your friends. Or the day where all the couples and ace people try to get their single friends laid by hosting rooftop parties. Or like six holidays like Halloween but with different aesthetics because that one's already good.
wtf is that gradient, HSV? Use a perceptually uniform color space, thanks.
This might break your world view a little bit, but that's not a man, this is a clip from a straight porn video.
Also only galliforms (chickens 'n stuff) and anseriformes (ducks 'n stuff) are fowls.
None of the late night geese are fowls.
spoiler
actual geese are though
This goose is a double-crested cormorant. When it flies, it looks like its wings are on backwards, which is pretty neat. But it's also a remarkably foul-smelling bird, like worse than a penguin.
Fuck this wasn't anyone's pick in the "funniest possible election" threads, we've gone soft.
I'm gonna run for president in 2028 on the platform that I'll make all my media appearances using a deepfake vtuber of Obama, and I'll win.
Weird that it looks like a microscope picture of a fat tardigrade, or maybe a sad balloon deflating in a microwave, rather than one of the great horrors of the modern era.
Someone should make a mod where you have a third option of starting your own farmer's market, and then you either slowly become a commune or another small business tyrant, based on things like whether you give away free food and whether you let other people join in.
He's a reality TV show host so I'm sure he'd do great at it.
Clueless enough not to realize that he'll get got in the last episode, too.
This goose is an ʻiʻiwi. They're supposed to be symbolic of Hawaii, but in my experience the most common bird on Hawaii is the invasive coqui frog.
BB(5) = 47,176,870 We are extremely happy to announce that, after two years of intense collaboration, the goal of the Busy Beaver Challenge has been reached: the conjecture “BB(5) = 47,176,870” is proved. Exceeding our expectations, the proof has been formally written in Coq by collaborator mxdys w...
![[July 2nd 2024] We have proved "BB(5) = 47,176,870"](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/1594a41e-dcb3-449c-97c7-022a5fc010cb.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
The Busy Beaver numbers are how long a Turing Machine of some size can run and still halt. There are different ways of formulating them, but the most common is the number of steps a 2-symbol, N-state machine can run before halting. These numbers go 1, 6, 21, 107, 47176870.
The 6th number is already known to be higher than 10⇈15.
Apparently global warming has been increasing the average amount of air turbulence.
It really is amazing how much they managed to accomplish with flour, milk, and the occasional egg.
It makes me wonder what could be accomplished if chefs spent 300 years making the fanciest food possible out of, like, some seed or nut or tuber.
This goose is a weka. It's a brown flightless bird native to New Zealand, but not related to kiwis.
People aren't posting about Linux in threads like that because we don't have a place to talk about Linux.
We're posting about Linux because we want you to stop selling your attention and privacy to a giant corporation for a worse product than the collectively developed one.
on the one hand - who the fuck is Morshu
on the other hand - the guy I guessed when you said "more iconic shopkeeper than Beedle" is apparently named Morshu
This goose is a Eurasian penduline tit. Check out that sweet little Zoro mask.
I hope everyone enjoys salmonella.
In the conversation, Zuckerberg said there needs to be a lot of different AIs that get created to reflect people's different interests.
It's funny because he's right and that's absurd, and it's also funny because it's a billionaire's sour grapes.
Watch "watch this to sneeze instantly" on Streamable.
Place badger in center of fireproof surface, making sure ventilation is adequate and all doors are locked.
For about one hour late Friday, day-ahead prices on ERCOT's website jumped as high as $688 per MWh.
lmao lmao.
Reminder that Texas is a separate grid, which is deregulated and financialized, according to neoliberal ideals of efficiency.
It's not winning the hearts and minds.
lmao
(also use Linux)
