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despite being from the poisonous nightshade family, potatoes are a benign tuber

Don't shit bricks if you live in a ass house

shitting out my doodoo ass

we must imagine dragons happy

This might cause a struggle but: Calling people prunes for not wanting to get out of the bath tub is bad

Lions, the highest stage of capitalism

dream job

Finally a reason for a cloud dishwasher

Where's the left wing pipeline start these days?

Czech government plans dam for 7 years, beavers build it in two days

cat battle

Waymo is the leader in self driving cars, by a lot. Here's one getting itself stuck in concrete.

Funko Pop takes down itch.io using fraudulent DNS reports, then follows up by harassing owner's mom

Railway map of Antarctica

Local news channel discovers a nearby 250-person town has a 50-person police force

Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov, instrumental in deciphering Mayan script, could never convince his editors to co-credit his cat, but the Mexican government eventually included her in a statue

what if instead of misandry it was misterandry and it was just for the fellas

okay but what about indoor hats?

Dookie Demastered

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