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Owl [he/him]
Owl [he/him] @ Owl @hexbear.net
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  • There's also Arch, which we will only be acknowledging.

    You are so real for this.

  • That's what Linux Mint Debian Edition is for.

    (Don't actually use it; it's not really ready, it's a loaded gun in case labeled "in case Canonical turns evil, break glass")

  • 100%. And the reason for the AI push isn't what I outline either (it's just a capital-intensive project to justify tech companies staying as growth stocks instead of transitioning into dividend stocks and losing most of their valuation), even though it's funny.

  • People used to quip that big tech companies keep pushing over engineered frameworks like React and Kubernetes to the public so that would-be competitors spend all their time configuring modules instead of actually making a product.

    Imagine selling those would-be competitors a product that just actively makes their shit not work and sometimes deletes all their data.

  • I can't see the name Zepbound without thinking it's some guy named Zep's new Earthbound hack.

    I hope it goes great for you.

  • My name is Steve so every time I search for jobs for me I get results about some dead asshole.

  • this was the right comm, but it's badposting so "wrong comm" is a compliment

  • What's the deal with airline food? Is it too line to be diet food, yet too air to be made by a line cook?

  • wrong comm (good post)

  • no but if we get her and trump in the same room we can probably get her to run from president

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    video kojima

  • Darn, for a second I thought you were going to tell me they were doing an anime adaptation of Ultimate Rock Paper Scissors (best manga)

  • Are games not a meal?

  • Furry art comes in two genres: poorly crafted scribbles vaguely in the style of the most recent children's media to feature anthropomorphic animals (but edgier), and gorgeously rendered art in the style of whatever children's media had anthropomorphic animals 20 years ago (but hornier).

  • They're just going to come up with time travel excuses to keep rebooting TOS forever, so nothing will ever have to build upon whatever is going on at the tail end of the timeline.

  • IRC doesn't really work on the modern internet where there are moderation concerns beyond a 14 year old with a spam script.

    The XMPP folks are slowly picking away at being able to do grouped chatrooms over that protocol. Hopefully they figure that out before Discord completely implodes.

  • I don't think you need to add gambling mechanics to an LLM, their inherent unreliability hits the same notes.

  • You could have even more tourism and funny royal guards if you replaced the king with a bunch of reenactors doing tours while playing whichever kings were interesting.

  • Hey Labubu, want to help me steal some picinic baskets?

  • Yeah, that's kind of a running theme with pre-installed Linux. You can't just go to the store and buy one, it's always some weird sale they hide in a closet.

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    despite being from the poisonous nightshade family, potatoes are a benign tuber

    badposting @hexbear.net

    Don't shit bricks if you live in a ass house

    badposting @hexbear.net

    shitting out my doodoo ass

    badposting @hexbear.net

    we must imagine dragons happy

    badposting @hexbear.net

    This might cause a struggle but: Calling people prunes for not wanting to get out of the bath tub is bad

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Lions, the highest stage of capitalism

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    dream job

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Finally a reason for a cloud dishwasher

    askchapo @hexbear.net

    Where's the left wing pipeline start these days?

    news @hexbear.net

    Czech government plans dam for 7 years, beavers build it in two days

    memes @hexbear.net

    cat battle

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Waymo is the leader in self driving cars, by a lot. Here's one getting itself stuck in concrete.

    games @hexbear.net

    Funko Pop takes down itch.io using fraudulent DNS reports, then follows up by harassing owner's mom

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Railway map of Antarctica

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Local news channel discovers a nearby 250-person town has a 50-person police force

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov, instrumental in deciphering Mayan script, could never convince his editors to co-credit his cat, but the Mexican government eventually included her in a statue

    badposting @hexbear.net

    what if instead of misandry it was misterandry and it was just for the fellas

    badposting @hexbear.net

    okay but what about indoor hats?

    music @hexbear.net

    Dookie Demastered