Kelloggs is also punching out in this best economy - sold for measly $3 billion to Fererro Chocolate
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despite being from the poisonous nightshade family, potatoes are a benign tuber
This might cause a struggle but: Calling people prunes for not wanting to get out of the bath tub is bad
Waymo is the leader in self driving cars, by a lot. Here's one getting itself stuck in concrete.
Funko Pop takes down itch.io using fraudulent DNS reports, then follows up by harassing owner's mom
Local news channel discovers a nearby 250-person town has a 50-person police force
Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov, instrumental in deciphering Mayan script, could never convince his editors to co-credit his cat, but the Mexican government eventually included her in a statue
Don't worry, Marx was actually wrong when he said that the contradictions of capitalism that'd lead to communism were some nerd shit about the tendency of the rate of profit to blah blah blah. The contradiction that will lead to the fall of capitalism is, in fact, Ferrero Rocher Flakes.