What are your predictions on the Trump/Biden debate happening tomorrow?
What are your predictions on the Trump/Biden debate happening tomorrow?
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it won't even be funny
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NO! SHUT UP!! 😰
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Kind of obvious but probably the most heated back-and-forth will be when they’re arguing over who loves Israel more and who will do more to ensure Israel can continue their genocide.
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"No one is a bigger lover of Israel. I have been a Zionist for decades—"
"Excuse me, excuse me. Who's daughter is Jewish? Biden? No - Trump. Who—"
A moderator jumps in: "President Trump - again we implore—"
"No. Biden liar. And wrong-wrong-wrong. Who moved the embassy to Jerusalem? Biden? No - Trump. Who—"
"Hey! Who do I gotta beat in a one-armed wrestling pushup contest to get a word in? The Orange Guy keeps interrupting me!"
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Yep! “Were there not an Israel, the United States of America would have to invent an Israel to protect her interest in the region.” – US Senator Joe Biden, 1986.
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Biden will talk about a bunch of bad things he did as if they're good things and Trump will say they're bad things but for the wrong reasons
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And pundits will say Trump made Biden look bad for it, but maybe the objectively good things Trump did will really cost him. Furthermore, maybe the objectively good things Biden did will cancel that out. Ultimately, it's up to voters to decide which candidate is more satanic, and mark them on the ballot!
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100% chance both will say extremely racist things about Palestinians, migrants, Chinese people and Iranians
40% chance at least one of them will say something condescending and paternalistic about black people
50% chance Trump will bring up culture war nonsense like DEI
75% chance Biden will openly bash left liberals in an attempt to counter Trump's "out of touch with whi- Heartland" comments
30% chance Biden will say something fucked up about abortion
50% chance Trump will say something half way decent about abortion
95% chance Biden downplays inflation
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5% chance Trump says Tankie
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What are Biden's and Trumps' views on abortion?
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Biden's a catholic who a few months ago brought up his opposition to what he called "abortion on demand", aside from that disgusting remark it's been radio silence on the topic
Trump is a yuppie misogynist whose opinions on abortion most likely shift depending on his mood and whether it benefits him personally, but he's a canny political actor, so he may have clocked on to the fact abortion bans are genuinely hurting republican chances with white women
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two senile old men argue over who can be more fascist
- aneurysm on live TV
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Dual aneurysm and the people desperate to run in 2028 begin eating their still warm corpses to absorb their power.
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Neither of those zombies are warm right now
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They give Biden enough Vyvanse to ace a battery of Chinese Imperial Exams.
Trump comes out with his mojo back. Hopefully he mentions something like the handsome pilots or a Broadway musical he saw 40 years ago. That's where the entertainment value is for me. They're never letting Biden talk about Corn Pop or Aunt Gertie again.
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They're never letting Biden talk about Corn Pop or Aunt Gertie again.
But at any time - Biden's brain might decide the youngsters need to hear about Corn Auntie Gertie Pop.
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I just want to hear him talk about how the banks don't give out sacks of oranges for Christmas like they did in 1972.
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The debate is gonna be rigged, but not to give either candidate a tangible advantage. It's gonna be rigged to make both candidates look and sound like normal people with normal opinions who aren't currently decomposing alive. They can't do this for just Biden because whatever conditions he needs to appear normal in public are probably the exact same conditions Trump needs to do his thing.
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They can't do this for just Biden because whatever conditions he needs to appear normal in public are probably the exact same conditions Trump needs to do his thing.
It's not just, like, the room temperature and chair tilt, but also the camerawork and moderation that influence this, and those can absolutely be biased, though idk what the bias would even be since I'm not following this
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In other words, it's going to be a complete snoozefest.
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I completely forgot there was going to be a Trump/Biden debate. With that said, the only thing that’ll make it worth watching is if it ends in two high-profile fatalities.
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Bob Dole predicts Bob Dole ain’t watching that shit
- simultaneous fatal heart attacks
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Step closer to the lathe, please.
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Excited to see how Biden's latest facelift is.
Hopeful we get at least one Trumpism, bonus points if somebody's eye fills with blood.
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if somebody's eye fills with blood.
Lightning strikes twice - inshallah. If it happens - it's emote time.
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CW: This lizard squirts blood out of its eyes.
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Maybe we'll get two bloodshot eyes this time
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Biden promises all the same things he did 4 years ago, brings up Jan 6th all the time. He brings up 1 half way decent policy he implemented and hyper fixates on it.
Trump says all the bad stuff happening right now is Bidens fault and wouldn't have happened with him in office.
Both of them foam at the mouth over migrants coming into the country.
Both of them compete over who has more unconditional support for Israel, Trump still manages to call Biden Genocide Joe in between 2 sentences of how he would support Israel more
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Biden will try to fight the moderator
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One of them might say the N-word or tankie. We are long overdue.
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I could maybe see "Tankie" piercing through Trump's social circles and winding up in his vocabulary just cus he's catty and vindictive and the people in his favor are always shifting. But Biden? No way. I think his team are very careful what they say around him. Plus, there's gotta be, like, at least one or two degrees of kevin bacon between him and anyone online enough to use that word.
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Biden definitely remembers things 30+ years ago better than what he heard yesterday so he'll probably just assume "tankie" is really about Dukakis
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the whole front row of the audience better be eating brazil nuts as bait
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modafinil shortage
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shit pants on stage
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They've got Biden on a week straight regimen of MREs and they're going to squeeze him to make sure they've got anything loose out before the debate.
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Poop holes gonna be plugged up and he'll just spew shit from his mouth instead
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Yes
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manifesting
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$100 billion more to Israel
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We're moving the Pentagon to Rafah, Jack!!
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My actual bold prediction is that the debate isn’t going to happen because somebody (or both) backs out last minute
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The only thing I care about is I'm 100% sure China will be brought in several topics and
100% Both candidates will call Xi a dictator.
100% Both will say the US needs to be tougher on China. Trump will remember his "trade war" and call it a great success. Biden will call the Russia related sanctions a great success and both will promise more.
100% both will say some lipservice BS about protecting "American jobs" and this is why they need to be more racist.
60% Trump will say he has a great relationship with
XiKim because he will mix them up.75% Xinjiang or "Chinese slave labor/genocide" will be brought up.
100% Taiwan support for "democracy" will be mentioned and both will support it unconditionally.
30% Taiwan independence will be brought up specificaly and if the CPC still got any delusions about avoiding a war for Taiwan this should be their wake up call. There wont be any further excuses when literaly both candidates call and promise to support it.
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One of my favorite Hexbear memories (chapo.chat at the time) was the community watch party for the first Trump-Biden debate in 2020. I got drunk, and afterwards we started playing music videos and I got introduced to the Paradise Killer soundtrack by a fellow user.
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I remember that
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I just hope both of them have fun
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We can only hope
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my bold prediction, it will be evil
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A non zero number of candidates shit their pants.
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Very tall bart will make a hilarious YTP out of it
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Best answer, I love his shit. Life is rough, life is tough, Penis Prager has had enough!
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That scene from scanners
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Best
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That it won’t matter. At most, debates only move polls by a couple of percentage points. This one is so early and the US has become so polarized that it won’t move the needle at all.
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According to this wikipedia list it's been a hot minute since there was a sizable seismic event in Atlanta, that could be funny, maybe an early hurricane?
big wet boy goes down under biden (in earthquake)
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It's going to be the Simpsons debate, but not between the lines like usual. It's just actually going to be two people saying "my opponent wishes to cut taxes, whereas I wish to cut taxes"
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Biden walks off stage at least once due to dementia
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If Biden takes a few bizarre steps to the left or right - libs are going to explain in minute detail that it's not actually wandering off and here's why...
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in an attempt to hide biden wandering around the stage, the camera abruptly cuts to trump making weird faces in reaction to biden wandering around.
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my predictions: i will be high and it will be a fun watch
that's what I think is going to happen
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skibidi biden
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Go to the skibudi polls jack
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I predict I won't be watching
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Anything about Israel will involve both of them saying Hamas started it on October 7th.
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I expect a total
show. We'll probably get a few funny moments, and if we're lucky we might even get new emoji material. -
Is there a bingo for this yet? Maybe one about what questions get asked?
[] Question about who's going to make more Chinese people suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Yemeni people suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Palestinians suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Venezuelans suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Iranians suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Cubans suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Haitians suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Koreans suffer [] Will there be a total absence of a question about US healthcare? [] Will there be a total absence of a question about criminal justice? [] Will there be a total absence of a question about COVID? (this could be interesting, might actually be pretty likely to happen)
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Geriatric push-up contest with at least two casualties
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My prediction is that it will inevitably become a humourous YouTube best-of compilation
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theres a debate?
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Is there going to be a hextube stream?
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I do not care
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In case you don't want to thetvapp.to
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Trump doesn't follow the rules. Biden drools
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At least one of them will shit their pants.
This will be the most substantial outcome of the debate.
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it isn't funny and they both sound incomprehensible but in the most boring way
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Someone will shit their pants
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Biden has a stroke on stage, the crowd can't contain their giggles, and then America wakes up and goes "what the fuck are we doing here, man?"
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It will be cringe. I hope they both do the funniest and best thing for everyone - die live on stage.
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It's going to be a lot more boring than following the Bolivian failure of a coup live.
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Where will it be streaming?
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They are gonna get up there, forget where they are and ask for a menu
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It's gonna be awful. Two mumbling old men who's brains have melted yelling at each other. Maga will say Trump won. BlueMaga will say Biden won. The rest of us look on in horror that these 2 decrepit husks are somehow the best this system could muster up. And I become fully
The real horror will be watching all the propagandists asking each other stuff like "When the US needs to launch the nukes at China, will Biden be too impotent to do it?", "Americans don't want to see us capitulate to Russia, will Biden's arms deals to Ukraine be what wins him the nomination?", "Americans want Israel to teach the terrorists a lesson, but Biden said that Palestinians are human, will that become a problem for him?", "Trump's competent and actionable plan to use illegal migrant criminals as animal feed may prove to be more appealing to voters than Biden's limp-dick work camps", "both candidates seemed to put forth strong proposals for dealing with the excess homeless, lets discuss their plans".