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  • Yet another thing to hack. Combined with automated driving, we could do very funny things with this...

    To that end, these key fobs that you just leave in your purse eat up coin cell batteries like crazy.

  • This is peak lizard design
  • Tru, but do keep an eye on your eggs...

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    N V R C U M
  • depths of the internet that we shall not venture into

    You sure about that? maya-devious

  • are we in "weeks where decades happen" territory rn?
  • -reads from post Trump calls for jailing and "televised military tribunals" of "Mr. Biden, Ms. Harris, Mr. Pence, Mr. Schumer, Mr. McConnell and Nancy Pelosi"

    Wut?

  • Would anyone else fart in a chapos face?
  • You said you wanted to be HexBear famous too... This might be the bit that gets you there, but being known as a guy who's into farts is a monkey's paw my friend. hahaha

  • Would anyone else fart in a chapos face?
  • This have anything to do with that scent fetish post?

  • Is it wrong if I have a scent fetish?
  • Certain perfumes can get me floating through the air like a cartoon character smelling a pie cooling on a window sill. Yeah, it's def a thing.

  • Would anyone else fart in a chapos face?
  • There's a reference I haven't heard of in a very long time... God my brain is internet poisoned.

  • [Not the Onion] Somebody Else is beating Biden by 75% to 25%.
  • I was 100% betting on a Trump win, if they do switch out Biden I'd give the dems a good 80% chance.

  • Lol
    apnews.com Giuliani is disbarred in New York as court finds he repeatedly lied about Trump's 2020 election loss

    Rudy Giuliani, the former New York City mayor, federal prosecutor and legal adviser to Donald Trump, has been disbarred in New York.

    Giuliani is disbarred in New York as court finds he repeatedly lied about Trump's 2020 election loss
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    They're not actually going to run Sundown Joe now right? Like, they can't actually believe he'll have a chance.
  • It's going to be an Air Bud moment: "There's no rule that says you have to be alive to run for office!!".

  • They're not actually going to run Sundown Joe now right? Like, they can't actually believe he'll have a chance.
  • That can be arranged.

    Undoubtedly they have their operatives that could do this, but why run the risk if nature is doing its thing?

  • They're not actually going to run Sundown Joe now right? Like, they can't actually believe he'll have a chance.
  • I've been around too many old folks dying to have confidence that he'll drop dead - people are resilient. Some rando schmuck getting pumped full of amphetamines like him would, but he's got the best healthcare in the world. At least it seems like the donors were already revolting half way through the debate...

  • They're not actually going to run Sundown Joe now right? Like, they can't actually believe he'll have a chance.

    He's guaranteed to lose now. I can't see a universe where the mental gymnastics add up to deciding that this is a good idea. Don't get me wrong, it'd be funny as hell. But I'm really not looking forward to the idea of more Trump.

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    You are in control of the lathe. What are the funniest things you cause to happen in the next ~10 years?
  • It is now illegal to be conservative. Those caught trying to be conservative will be stripped of their gender and turned gay.

    knifecat

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    Are you Vegan? If not, what are your reasons?
  • I'm with the lot of people saying that killing animals isn't inherently bad, but the industrial meat industry is. I get pasture raised stuff whenever I can, try to get my meat from local small farms etc.

    My non-ethics concerned reason: culinary arts. I'm a hell of a chef, and I love making meals that bring people together. I cook vegan meals often and love it as a different exercise. In more recent years I've reduced my meat intake tho. As far as dairy, you can pry my cheese from my cold dead hands (doc said I need to curb my cheese intake because my cholesterol was high tho...).

  • Now we are cooking with beams
  • X-Files, season 6 episode 2 - Drive. ELF antennas for Trident Sub communications causes people's heads to explode. This is the source of Havana derangement syndrome.

  • We've failed at doing nothing and we're pulling outta here! *MISSION ACCOMPLISHED*
    apnews.com US removes Gaza aid pier due to weather and may not put it back, officials say

    The U.S. is considering not re-installing it unless aid begins flowing out into the population again.

    US removes Gaza aid pier due to weather and may not put it back, officials say

    *We may have had a little oppsie doopsy where we smoked some civilians. !shy We sowwy

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    I have an actual theory on modern conspiracy theories.

    The Q brained conspiracy theorists are aging boomers slipping into dementia. As their brain is melting out of their ears, they're miss-remembering episodes of the x files. That's it. If you watch the series, there's a piece of every conspiracy theory in it.

    You can thank Chris Carter for Q Anon. !think-about-it

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    Went to pride for the first time.

    Some pretty cool stuff, but the standout was a socialist group handing out flyers. I told my friend they're probably Trots. Passed by them and they tried to get me to sign a petition to get their candidate on the ballot. They open with telling me that they're Trots lol!

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    Saw a bazinga coffin in person for the first time today...

    It looks worse in person lol! I love the idea of really pushing the envelope with design, but this was shit. None of the panels were flat, they were all visibly wavy from a distance. The plastic bits looked like cheap, low grade junk that gets used in dollar store toys, and they were wavy too. The gaps were okay... so, congrats? Unedited pics of it look better honestly. Once you can see the fine details in person you can't help but not take it seriously. I've gone to auto shows, I've seen one off concept cars that don't even have an engine that look better quality than this. What an absolute joke.

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    Just a reminder, Derek Chauvin had his appeal denied by SCOTUS

    >Chauvin appealed his second-degree murder conviction and requested a public defender to represent him on appeal. The Minnesota Supreme Court denied Chauvin's request for a public defender, ruling that his financial state rendered him ineligible. Chauvin later hired attorney William Mohrman to represent him.[99] In April 2022, Chauvin appealed to the Minnesota Court of Appeals, asking the court to reverse his conviction and order a new trial, in a new venue, claiming that the jury of the case in the state had been "intimidated by excessive pre-trial publicity".[100] Chauvin's lawyer further stated that the settlement reached between the city of Minneapolis and the Floyd family for $27 million during jury selection amounted to prejudice.[101] In April 2023, a three-judge panel of the Court of Appeals issued a 50-page decision affirming the conviction.[102] Chauvin asked the Minnesota Supreme Court to review the case, but was denied in July 2023.[103]

    >Chauvin's lawyer asked the Supreme Court of the United States to review the case.[104] The appeal centered on the claim by Chauvin that he did not receive a fair trial due to pre-trial publicity and that potential civil unrest if he was acquitted may have influenced the jury.[105] In an interview from prison for a documentary released on November 16, 2023 by the right-wing[106] media organization Alpha News, Chauvin said, "At the end of the day, the whole trial including sentencing was a sham."[107] The Supreme Court declined to hear Chauvin's case on November 20, 2023,[108] which left in place the state court rulings that affirmed his conviction and for his sentence of 22+1⁄2 years in prison.[17]

    Lol, die mad.

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    How'd we get so much freedom in burger land without bombing ourselves?

    Since you gotta bomb places to do freedom and all, how do the freedoms stay so free in burger land? Are there secret bombs being dropped on us?

    Edit: !surprised-pika

    Edit 2: guys, I don't wanna know anymore of where our freedoms come from. !lea-sad

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    Hell yeah, good bit!
    www.huffpost.com North Korea Flies Hundreds Of Trash-, Manure-Filled Balloons Into South Korea

    North Korean officials said it would scatter “mounds of wastepaper and filth” over the South in a "tit-for-tat” action against the leafletting by South Korean activists.

    North Korea Flies Hundreds Of Trash-, Manure-Filled Balloons Into South Korea
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    [CW: Ableism] Literally a slur yard sign in my neighborhood...

    So I'm out walking my dog with my partner, and we're passing a house that's got some hog vibes. And low and behold, they have a hand painted yard sign that says "In this house we say GAY and [R-slur]... Like, what the actual fuck? Idk...

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    More thoughts on commonalities in our rhetoric.

    Simple talking point to slaughter the piggies who regurgitate rhetoric from the likes of Daily Wire, Trump himself, and any of these other elite, ultra wealthy fucks... Talk about food.

    Food is one of the pillars of human culture, and we all have something in common with each other that the ruling class doesn't comprehend, and that is cooking for ourselves.

    Just ask when they think the last time these demons actually cooked for themselves vs the last time the person you are talking to cooked. You think they ever handle raw meat? Ever spread something on bread that they bought themselves and sliced in their own kitchen? Eat meals that weren't prepared served to them by someone they don't even have to remember the name of? No.

    These pathetic worms are so helpless, so unskilled and and disconnected, it's pathetic. Working class people know how to feed themselves, not suckle from the teat.

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    www.cnn.com At least 5 killed after airdropped aid falls on them in Gaza | CNN

    At least five people were killed and 10 others injured when airdropped aid packages fell on them in the Al Shati camp west of Gaza City, according to a journalist on the scene.

    At least 5 killed after airdropped aid falls on them in Gaza | CNN

    Bunch of chuckle fucks.

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    Lol, how to lead people into reactionary thinking: 101.

    First off, the war ain't over. No one is going to walk out into the fields to minesweep if they're liable to get shelled. Second, $4m CAD is just fun bux.

    Then to the meat and potatoes, I'm not even going to bother trying to get around the paywalls or visit the sites [I'm not reading the article]. When it's only right wing coverage, you know there's probably nothing more than a blurb about men and women being able to sign up for the world's most unfun game - and their sure as hell not mentioning NB, or other queer identities.

    This is one of the myriad ways they pull people in. On its face, who gives a shit about what gender the people are? If they've got the guts to risk splattering them so some kid years from now doesn't become an amputee, then they're braver than the troops and especially the cowards that planted the mines. But some mention of men and women being able to roger up, maybe worded in a weird way by some staffer, is used to frame gender discussion as clearly silly. The right takes this and says "see, they're nuts!" by pointing out the silly irrelevance of gender in this situation. Rinse, repeat.

    People don't read the article (Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot. I've, read enough reactionary slop to know they probably actually quote the innocuous line so they have some cover.) and then bring this shit up when talking about "wokism". Like, yeah, if you believe this shit, I'd become reactionary too - none of us are immune to it.

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