Obama, but he's a cloven-hoofed ruminant:

Uhhh, let me be deer

Branch Davidians

No, but he predicted both the Vengaboys and the Vengabus

“The Onion is proud to acquire Infowars, and we look forward to continuing its storied tradition of scaring the site’s users with lies until they fork over their cold, hard cash,” said The Onion CEO Ben Collins. “Or Bitcoin. We will also accept Bitcoin.”

Fuckin' legend

That comment section is exactly why Manhunt should be considered reading theory.

Is this accelerationism?

WHO LET THE HOGS OUT?

Flu, flu, flu

MFW no year of the Chanty Binx

Doing a heckin' orientalism by calling it ASIAN Bird Flu and claiming the strain originated in Chinese geese populations

Nut and bolt

It reads like an ad written by some Silicon Valley ghoul trying to get Christian bazingas on board with AI language learning models. If you look at it from the perspective of "someone was paid to write this," it becomes infinitely more evil.

You did not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to them.

You mean like the Spanish Space Program, right?

I'll write the theory

And I'll do the praxis

hysteria.

C'mon, man