Why did the site go down? Wrong answers only.
Why did the site go down? Wrong answers only.
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Server admins were deep into a 14-hour goon sesh and didn't notice
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She said wrong answers only
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There was a hard drive failure, and they restored from a 2023 backup. The 9 hours of downtime was spent making 6 months' worth of plausible-looking posts
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WHO TOLD YOU?
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DEI
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i chewed through the servers power cable, nyaa~
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It was the Eclipse.
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The eclipsed blocked the solar panels powering the server
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We really shouldn't have put all our solar panels in an area precisely matching the trajectory of a solar eclipse seemingly moving across the Earth's surface. was bound to catch up to us eventually
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30-50 feral hogs headbutted the servers
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Because Capitalism is actually the most efficient way of operating a website
- He got his revenge.
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DPRK officials be like "why don't they like our cool photo
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I typed "Exxon Valdez NUTS" into the comment box and the site couldn't handle my power level
Oh shit, I just did it again oh god oh fuck I don't wanna touch the grass again nooooo
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we banned all the liberals but then decided that you're cool anyway
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the servers got drunk celebrating the eclipse.
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The mods & admins were trying in vain to stop future badposting from me.
They failed. Look out
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I strongly believe in the benefits of going out, so I unplugged the site for awhile so you kids could play
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Solar flare emp over the server farm on an abandoned research oil rig in the Indian ocean.
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Is this mgs2?
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Somebody wanted to torture me by taking away my Hexbear content on the very day Bluesky is having 100,000,000+ "like farming" posts about the goddamned eclipse.
Okay, whoever you are - I'm sorry for whatever I did. Please don't do this to me again.
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a second
hit the servers
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Xi's check didn't come through since the Chinese economy is tanking so they had to take down the site until he could borrow the money from Kim and wire over the server fees.
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Hamas.
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Too many piss
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I clicked the purge everything button
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Ill omens
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Imbalance of the humors. Too much phlegm, not enough black bile.
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God punished us for gay.
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All libs were banned. Sadly this killed the site, because it's all libs, so the process had to be undone.
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Sabotage by lemmygrad to steal users.
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im gay
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moon magic
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A solar eclipse happens on Thatcher Day and Hexbear goes down. Coincidence?
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i wanted to take a nap but didn't want to miss anyone so i just asked really nicely to pause the site
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It didn't
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A piano fell on the server and when the server smiled its teeth were piano keys
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Sun broke
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Read thst as 'scorpions' and I wouldn't leave them out of this necessarily either
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My Bill Gates post got us taken down by the pedophile cabal.
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I tripped over the cord soz
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Capitalist counter revolution
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Nerds unplugged Hexbear to plug in their rock tumbler.
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Zoltraak
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Sorry, my bad, I knocked the power cable out from the server when I trying to pick up my popcorn.
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It ran out of Chips.
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Welcome Back, Mr. McDonald was so good that it broke the site.
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Got entranced by good cable management in the servers, lingered around dusting the wires for a little too long, and fell asleep using a big red off button as a pillow
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Because for one day, they made America great again.
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