Her dad is literally called Lord Crispin Money-Coutts

My Great Great Grandpapa, Viceroy Chauncington Money was the hardest of workers. He would stay up late into the night evaluating the workers of his cotton plantation at Fort Massacre. He inherited this ethic from his own ancestor, Lord Cockwater Money, the 1st Earl of Money. you see, it was his genius that allowed him to invent money.
As I explain in my forthcoming article, Clean My Jaguar With Your Tongue, You Lazy, Filthy Vagrants, we are all so very lucky to live in the world they helped create.

imagine being so rich your family name literally contains the word 'money' and daring to write something like this
- yeah I'm sure you worked very hard for your position
- grandfather invented money

One of their kids makes a living by misleading the public, and the other one is a magician
- Don’t forget Rosie!
  
  Did her parents doom her by naming her after the AC/DC song?
- They demand to be taken seriously.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coutts
Founded in 1692, it is the eighth oldest bank in the world. Today, Coutts forms part of NatWest Group's wealth management division.
Like other people have said, the absolute lack of self awareness and ghoulism to write something like this is dumbfounding.
Also,
- how do you try to do a power pose and come off with literally negative presence
  
  By having never stood for anything nor worked for anything in your entire life.
  
  They don't teach Standing Lessons in TERF Island schools, so they all look like this.
- because you suck and write drivel like this nobody not even super rich dickheads can stand to be around you

I don't know what I was expecting when I googled Drummond Money-Coutts beyond Gob Bluth with a sign that says "we demand to be taken seriously", but lordy- https://c8.alamy.com/comp/DK979E/london-uk-3rd-december-2013-drummond-money-coutts-at-the-fashion-fringe-DK979E.jpg
lordy- https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1276581.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/9563176.jpg
lordy - https://assets.telegraphindia.com/telegraph/2021/Nov/1636050436_dmc-__-profile-shots-16-1.jpg
certified romanov moment- https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6415a5e00d13305fe1fffc00/d2603897-ea27-4a4f-b51e-63c4061469ad/DMC+SLIDESHOW+2.jpg
- If it hadn't been for the rest of the images that third one would have like half of twitter going on about how great his fit is. I know that because he looks like he's not allowed near high schools after the incident.
  
  He could totally be a batman villain called The Diddler.
- unbelievable
  
  The English pillaged the world to create this man. Generational inheritance should be illegal.
- Funniest failson I've seen in the last few years, maybe even tops Hunter Biden.
- https://assets.telegraphindia.com/telegraph/2021/Nov/1636050436_dmc-__-profile-shots-16-1.jpg
  What language is that?
  
  It's Hindi and it says हौसला प्यार विश्वास (Courage Love Faith). Apparently this dude loves India
  
  I think it's some kind of Brahmic script but I'm no expert. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahmic_scripts
- https://youtu.be/paKDutWykiA?si=zsYY68JEAJISg1LL
  The music really does it for me
  
  I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
  yewtu.be
  inv.nadeko.net
  yt.artemislena.eu
  piped.video
- Reviews of his Netflix show "Death by Magic"
  https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8887956/reviews
  lot of 1 stars
- fucking incredible
- https://c8.alamy.com/comp/DK979E/london-uk-3rd-december-2013-drummond-money-coutts-at-the-fashion-fringe-DK979E.jpg
  He looks like a douchier version of Evil Ex Number 2.

magician
This is like the family from arrested development if they were even worse people.
- Rosie seems cool though imo. The rest get the
  treatment

and another daughter, Rosie.
wonder what Rosie did to not get her last name mentioned like the other two
- Or occupation.
  
  Yeah, Rosie getting the red-headed stepchild treatment there.
- I aspire to be rosie
- maybe they're just self aware enough to realize "socialite" isn't a great label, but judging from the rest of the article maybe she's an embarrassment that has a real job

As a downwardly mobile individual, I stan the magician son.
- Gob irl?

It is the only worse country than the US. In terms of how much agency the country has in organizing itself so poorly.
- Nah, they have the NHS.
  
  not for much longer

Surely, surely, if you really wanted to write this sort of article, you could find someone who didn't come from inherited wealth. Like, you'd at least go looking, if you earnestly believed what you were writing
- I wouldn't be surprised if the Telegraph was entirely staffed by nepo failchildren.

My name is Charles Gold-Status, I worked hard my entire life.

lol, Keep up, Reality Matrix, the Count DeMonet gag has been done already
- I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
  yewtu.be
  inv.nadeko.net
  yt.artemislena.eu
  piped.video

Just to point out that Coutts is where the Royal Family banks and a savings account requires a minimum balance of...a million pounds? More?...some obscene amount

| Bill Deeds

Honestly if i was a nepo baby i would just change my name like nick cage did

He married Lucy Rose Deedes, the daughter of Bill Deedes, whom he has since divorced.
Makes sense. If he hadn't divorced Bill after marrying Lucy, things could've gotten very awkward.
- the banker Money-Counts marries the daughter of the banker Deeds, you can't make this shit up
  
  Bill
  Money
  Deeds
  Just gotta marry into the Cash family and have a son named Rich.
  "Hi I'm Lord Rich Cash-Money, gandson of Bill Deeds"

magician
Money-Coutts
Founded in 1692, it is the eighth oldest bank in the world. Today, Coutts forms part of NatWest Group’s wealth management division.
It's like 8-grade syndrome but XVII-century syndrome and for real.