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Hi there! UlyssesT here again. Some of you may be asking "UlyssesT, where is the latest Star Citizen slop?" Well I got a treat for you: CitizenCON video, hours of it!
  • Crysis, maybe?

    The game that was largely just a way to wank off over how much money you spent on stupid video game bullshit? Couldn't be MY Star Citizen patriots!

    president-parrot-patriotic

  • Obama raps Eminem's Lose Yourself at rally for Kamalacaust Harris (see video)
  • You actually get two shots this time, in order to double tap and hit the first responders.

  • This is real
  • Yeah, nah. I'm going to bed. It isn't bedtime, but I'm cooked.

  • Israel claims Hezbollah bunker under Beirut hospital holds millions of dollars
  • "There are Arabs living in my walls, stealing money out of my wallet. They got my millions! Send lethal aid!"

    • Grandpa Israel
  • #relatable
  • As Juice says: don't drill a hole in your head.

  • I'm in Twubble 🫨
  • Unlimited bandwidth1.

    1 Limits apply. No, we will not tell you what they are.

  • Windows 11 questions
  • 100%. I forgot this. Microsoft made this impossible to do without opening a command prompt during install, disabling internet, and rebooting. There are 3rd party guides available.

    This is weirdly easier on the Home version. Just pretend you're a stupid asshole, and keep entering a username when it asks for an email to a Microsoft account. It eventually gives up and just lets you make a local account.

  • I don’t think I realized just how bad Islamophobia and racism towards Arab people is in the US until recently
  • the only real attacks on it's soil in the last 100 years being a military attack on a naval base in Hawaii and a couple of targeted terror attacks

    Incidentally, your first example wasn't on American soil—occupied Hawaii was not absorbed into the Union until 1959.

  • [CW: bigotry] Had an encounter with overt transphobia today... Edit: or, how some teens wrecked my shit.
  • Comrade grocery store line guy, welcome to the Home of Sexuals. We have blanket forts and (optional, consentual) snuggles. It fuckin rules.

  • Meme aside: How fucking full of yourself do you have to be to stroke your ego and wish *yourself* a happy birthday like this
  • What's difficult to understand? I can feel enmity for two different people, for different reasons, at the same time.

  • 5.6 million vacant homes and counting: There is a massive housing crisis brewing in America
  • do the opposite of what wall street wants, problem solved.

    It doesn't actually matter what the economic problem is, this is nearly always the solution.

  • Ethan Klein leads his fans on a witch hunt against frogan for a "who can say habibi" tier list she didn't even create.
  • habibi

    I still have no idea what that means, but I get called that when I pick up my order at the Palestinian kebab shop. I just assumed it meant "bro" or "buddy" or something. I always just respond with, "thanks, brother (or other pronoun, depending on who's got my heart attack wrap in a bag)".

  • There's no way these ads work on people
  • As with all garbage scam ads, for time immemorial, they are garbage on purpose. Why waste your time with vaguely credulous people, when you can narrow it down to the most vulnerable and incredulous population possible?

    You don't fall for the obvious scam because you aren't the target. Your grandpa, or your neurodiverse friend, are the target.

  • What's going to be your job on the hexbear compound?
  • I make chili and cornbread in industrial vats. We tell you that it's vegan, but the beanis are actually the ground up remains of beanis posters from badposting.

  • please do it
  • It's like that theory with a cat in a box. I cannot for the life of me remember that cat's name.

    The Predator. They made a movie about outdoor cats. outdoor-cat

  • Trump dances for 30 minutes at campaign event | CNN Politics
  • I'm just glad that Dean was replaced by a man with a clearly electable personality: that volleyball with Tom Hanks' handprint on it made to look like a lil smiley face.

  • please do it
  • I figured the EverQuest livestream would have sealed the deal, but I suppose I'm not hip to what the young 18 year old males are jiving and swing dancing to these days.

  • Finally, Inner Peace!
  • I cannot disagree.

    i-love-not-thinking

    Turning my brain off to global affairs once or twice a week is essential to my sanity.

  • IIIIIIII... am the very model of a scientist Salarian!

    I have no interest into probing into the weird ancient alien shit that we've been observing for the last thousand years, like the bug bois that disintegrate if you look at them funny on the Citadel then magically get replaced by an identical bug boi, but I am simultaneously EXTREMELY invested in making sure that Krogan quad testicles don't work.

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    Unlike you loony lefties, my support for Israel is absolute
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    He was a 6'7" bear and held 330 pounds in his bear pants. He had big bulky bear arms and a bare chest that looked like bear armor that could bear a thousand bullets from a bearrorist operative.

    He had a thick beard and a sea-deep voice that sounded like the bear howl of metal geared bears scratching against each other's bared bits. His bared jaw was cut in a perfect 90° angle, almost as overbearing as his piercing eyes. His smile, when be bared his teeth—

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    Check out this dope ass saurid

    Fingies are for cowards. Koleken inakayal is a true apex predator.

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