Skip Navigation
Hexbear Baraphobic confirmed
  • Excuse me I thought this site was called hexBEAR

  • Hexbear, what's your 9/12/2001 memories?
  • The first advance wars brought us 9/11 and the switch remake caused the war in Ukraine. I hope we survive WW3 because I want dual strike 2

  • Is it actually common to always use cursive in Russian?
  • Ah so the way to write it is to not write it. I understand the preference for cursive now - that looks way easier than printing

  • Is it actually common to always use cursive in Russian?
  • I'm not Slavic so Д looks like a really awkward letter to write. What's even the stroke order for this thing

  • You know what? Fuck You! *turns off your shadow rendering*
  • Wikipedia says that this museum named it and it seems legit but I'm not Hawaiian so idk

  • You know what? Fuck You! *turns off your shadow rendering*
  • Lahaina noon, yeah. Lasts like half an hour and only happens twice a year

  • This concept of "parallel play" as a form of play where young children play adjacent to each other but independently is always on my mind when playing online games.
  • I thought parallel play was an autistic thing where people bond with others by being nearby, but focused on separate tasks. Like one person playing DS on the couch and another person reading a book next to them. It's not about cooperation, exactly, but about the way people socialize differently.

  • Best fantasy worldbuilding of all time
  • Feels like this was originally mapping racial categories and then the slurs got replaced with schools

  • German Shepherd carrying a turtle
  • Shepherd? More like turtleherd am I right

  • The Malaise of Video Essays
  • There are a lot of video essays on YouTube because that's what YouTube's policies encourage.

    • you can run more ads on long videos

    • low production value means essays can be produced regularly

    • one person can make them alone

    • they can be about popular topics without worrying about copyright (ideally)

    • other platforms are unlikely to steal these videos because they're long, niche, and focused on a personality

      • and even if they do get stolen they serve as advertisements for the channel

    Having said all that, I wouldn't point to video essays as a failure of capitalism. Try writing an essay yourself sometime, one that's worth reading. It's difficult work.

  • Glorified Websites
  • The only ads allowed on the bear app would be for beans and pig feed

  • Featured
    Sunday Is Gaming Day And Gaming Day Is Labor Day: What Are You Playing Long Weekend Thread
  • Final Fantasy 15 comrades dlc. It's like monster hunter for babies. I totally understand why I'm the lone, singular player on the entire global server at all times. If it weren't for the ffxv lore, I wouldn't be playing it either.

  • Glorified Websites
  • Isn't the rest of the meme advocating in favor of snapchat.com? The closing line should be something more like "Hello I would like to download the hexbear app"

  • Can you educate me on the R word, please?
  • I remember being taken aback when I saw an episode of the little einsteins and the squadron of toddlers were all excitedly shouting out "removedando!" haha

  • Photos from U.S. military bases show mold, mice, roaches and brown water in living quarters and dining areas
  • I'm crying. Guys, we must spend a few more trillion on the troops. We simply must.

  • Tag yourself
  • Weird how putting the emphasis on never is the only sentence that doesn't add implications.

  • whoever first created autoplaying videos should be impaled
  • This change happened years ago and I don't think looping is hidden anymore, on any platform.

    Back in the day we used to have websites dedicated to looping YouTube videos because the functionality was so obscure.

  • Featured
    The Complete* Lemmy Markdown Specification, for True Post Maxi
  • In programming, keywords are color-coded automatically. So data types, functions, libraries, etc.

    You can't choose the color scheme in lemmy, I don't think

  • Featured
    The Complete* Lemmy Markdown Specification, for True Post Maxi
  • Also tables don't render in Jerboa without a blank line above them. That means you can't hide a table within a spoiler, sadly ):

  • Featured
    The Complete* Lemmy Markdown Specification, for True Post Maxi
  • For tables, you can make things easier for yourself by using only one hyphen in the delimiter. The lines at the start and end of each row are unnecessary too. Like this:

    header 1|header 2|header 3
    |-|-|-|
    info|data|thing
    stuff||entry
    
    header 1 header 2 header 3
    info data thing
    stuff entry

    Also, you can leave squares blank.

  • Final Fantasy 15's incredible Spanish localization

    I noticed that the Spanish versions of FFXV make several creative decisions that set them apart from English. But I couldn't find mention of this anywhere so I've spent some time compiling a bunch of noteworthy changes to share. Espero que les interese!

    El don Lux

    The most prominent change in the Spanish versions is that Noctis's hereditary powers are in Latin. It's called "the gift of Lux" and every teleportation-related ability has that title. I checked, and this is unique to the Spanish versions of the game. Not even the original Japanese does this even though the main characters's names are Latin in every language. It's a truly inspired choice that's canon as far as I'm concerned - it adds to the light vs. dark themes, it sounds much cooler, and it's literally Noct's family name (Noctis Lucis Caelum).

    Every gift of Lux and its lame English equivalent:

    Español | English | - | - | Lux Impetus | Warp-Strike Lux Itineris | Point-Warp Lux Evasio | Warp Out Lux Mortis | Warp-Kill Lux Contra | Death Drop Lux Fatua | Warp Decoy Lux Custodia | Impervious Lux Vigilosa | idk but it's real i swear

    El Coro Espectral

    The weapons that Noct robs from the tombs of his ancestors are collectively called "the Spectral Chorus" instead of "the Armiger." And the group attack when you press L1 + R1 twice is called the "Spectral Nova" instead of the "Armiger Chain." The English names are accurate I suppose, but the Spanish names are more poetic.

    What's more, each individual weapon is named after the monarch that it belonged to. I don't know where these names come from because they're not mentioned anywhere else in-game, I think? This is also unique to Spanish. Other languages give the weapons wordy names that are more of a description, really.

    Every Royal Arm (spoilers!)

    Español | English | - | - | Salomón | Sword of the Wise Deva | Axe of the Conqueror Vaiu | Bow of the Clever Jano | Swords of the Wanderer Iaksa | Blade of the Mystic Fukuryu | Star of the Rogue Goliat | Sword of the Tall Galatea | Shield of the Just Ragnar | Mace of the Fierce Bautista | Scepter of the Pious Vajra | Trident of the Oracle Beatrix | Katana of the Warrior Caelum | Sword of the Father

    The titles for these monarchs are different too, but I want to highlight the three associated with Prompto, Ignis, and Gladiolus in particular. In Spanish the connections make perfect sense, but in English they really don't (What's clever about Prompto? When does Iggy ever wander? Gladi is tall tho I'll give you that)

    Español | Translated Spanish | English | - | - | - | el Diestro | the Dexterous | the Clever el Inquieto | the Anxious/Fretful | the Wanderer el Indómito | the Indomitable | the Tall

    Juegos de Palabra

    In English, some quests rhyme while most have generic titles. In Spanish the opposite is true - every sidequest rhymes with few exceptions. Spanish added a great pun to diners too: you can order "Batidas de caza" from them which means "Hunting raids." It's pronounced the same as "Batidas de casa" meaning "Homemade shakes." The fact that chefs tell you to hunt monsters makes no sense in other languages.

    Here's some more text changes that I think are improvements, funny, or otherwise cute:

    Español | Translated Spanish | English | - | - | - | los Sidéreos | the Sidereals | the Astrals la Sideralia | the Sideralia | the Hexatheon la Santálita | | the Crystal la Chocoberiza | it's a play on Chocobo + stable | the Chocobo Post Academia de Eos | Eos Academy | Tutorial Álbum de Prompto | Prompto's Album | Auto-snaps Caldo Curacrudas | Hangover-curing Broth | Quillhorn Soup la Cocina de doña Quina | the Kitchen of Mrs. Countertop | Iron Shelf Recipes Nocberto | | Noct Gar

    Also, it's adorable how the Pop camera filter is named the Prompto filter in Spanish and the Random setting is called "as much as Prompto wants" (al gusto de Prompto).

    Also also, I like the Spanish description of Cid's hammer more:

    Español | Translated Spanish | English | - | - | - | A quien ni a martillazos se le ablanda la cabeza | For someone whose head can't be softened even through hammer-smashings | Property of Mr. Hammerproof Thickskull

    Errores

    In Latin Spanish, the node that increases attack incorrectly says it increases health. Spanish Spanish doesn't have that mistake.

    A more substantial error is the description for the healing nodes: both Spanish versions describe Gladiolus's nodes differently than Ignis's and Prompto's. That is, they say that Gladi will heal himself automatically when he's at low health, but Iggy and Prompto will heal only when they trigger an assist skill or when Noct commands them to attack. In English, all recovery nodes have the same description and they all say that the healing is automatic. I don't know which of these are correct but they can't all be.

    But by far the most interesting mistake is the names these languages give to the Aztec bosses:

    Español | España-ol | English | - | - | - | Quetzalcóatl | Quetzal | Quetzalcoatl Mictecacihuatl | Cihuatl | Mictlantecihuatl

    As you can see, Spain-ish abbreviated the names. But Nahuatl is a language like German in that its big words are composed of smaller words. So by chopping them in half, Spain changed their meanings entirely.

    Here are all the relevant words:

    Nahuatl | English | - | - | quetzalli | big, beautiful, green feathers coatl | serpent Mictlan | Hell cihuatl | woman

    So Quetzalcoatl means "Serpent of Beautiful Feathers" and Mictlantecihuatl means "Mistress of Hell." But in Spain those gods aren't the bosses you face. No, instead you fight against a pile of pretty feathers and some random woman LMAO

    And if you're curious why the goddess of Hell has different valid names, that's because there are different dialects of Nahuatl and variations of spelling. El Gran Diccionario Náhuatl.

    Español vs. Españaol

    Besides Spain being wrong about Mexico, it also has different descriptions for all the lore. I skimmed it ngl so the only difference that stood out to me is that the havens from the endgame dungeons were made dry. They don't have unique names or poetic rhyming though they do in both Latin Spanish and English. Also for some reason, Spain calls the Bestiary the Database.

    Spain is also weirdly specific for the outfits without jackets. English and normal Spanish simply label them all as (No Jacket) or (desabrigado) but Spain will specify (sin levita), (sin guerrera), (en camiseta), (sin casaca), (sin chaqueta), etc.

    Otras Cosas

    • The highest rank you can get after a fight in Spanish is ⭐. In English it's A+ and in Japanese it's S
    • The main menu is in ALL CAPS IN ENGLISH but not in either Spanish
    • In English, the text above each character's experience is "To Next Level: " and in Latin Spanish it's "Siguiente nivel" without a colon and in Spain it's "Nivel ⬆"
    • Bandersnatch and Jabberwock are Zamarrojo and Galimatazo in Spanish. What are the hispanic names referencing? Beats me.

    The date formats used in the Ω-files are wildly different:

    Español | Españaol | English | - | - | - | 24-10-745 | Día 296, Año 745 | M.E. 745-X-24th 25-11-745 | Día 328, Año 745 | M.E. 745-XI-25th

    Finally, the line Noctis says to his bros in the last camping cutscene is more or less the same between these languages.

    spoiler for the thing I just said

    Español | Españaol | Spanishes Translated | English | - | - | - | - | Bueno... ¿Qué quieren que les diga? Chicos... Son los mejores. | Bueno... ¿Qué queréis que os diga? Tíos... Sois los mejores. | Well... What do you want me to say? Fellas... You're the best. | Well... What can I say? You guys... are the best.

    I heard he's more affectionate in Japanese, but I don't know the language so if anyone could translate what he's saying, I'd much appreciate it!!!! Please tell me what he says in all the other languages too! I really want to know! If you've read this far and know Japanese, French, German, Portuguese, Italian, or Russian then I obligate you to tell me.

    5
    Does anyone else never dream?

    I don't dream. No nightmares either. I have no problems sleeping and I'm not on drugs so it isn't a health thing - I've been like this all my life.

    The only times I've managed to dream are when I nap while already well-rested, but even then I still usually don't. Like I might get 1 or 2 dreams a year in total from when I go back to sleep immediately after waking up, but never from normal sleep.

    Anyone else like this?

    50
    How do you unblock someone?

    I fat fingered the options menu and accidentally tapped on block. How do I unblock? It only gives me the option to block even harder hahaha

    2
    Internet Archive Loses Lawsuit Over Book Lending

    At the start of the pandemic when libraries were closed during lockdowns, the Internet Archive temporarily allowed users to loan books unrestricted (usually only a few people can check out a book at a time). Some book publishers took issue with this and sued them for mass copyright infringement and won. The Internet Archive is going to appeal the judgement.

    Here's the statement from the archive team.

    2
    Deforestation of Australian Rainforests

    Koalas and other endangered species are being driven to extinction right now by logging publicly owned forests. This video shows the desertification of the logging sites.

    0
    Education Hub @lemmygrad.ml Water Bowl Slime @lemmygrad.ml
    Reframing geopolitics from a Marxist perspective
    yewtu.be The 'globalization' myth, US hegemony, and crisis of capitalism, with Radhika Desai

    Economist Radhika Desai and Ben Norton discuss the neoliberal myth of "globalization", the contradictions of US hegemony, and the crisis of capitalism. This is part 1 in a series discussing Radhika's new book "Capitalism, Coronavirus, and War: A Geopolitical Economy". Other episodes in the series:...

    A banger conversation where Radhika Desai challenges common narratives regarding world development communistly. She made a lot of interesting arguments and I took some notes that I'm gonna share here:

    • imperialism is when nationstates manage capitalism's contradictions at the expense of subordinate territories

    • once capitalism develops in one country, other countries are forced to either become subordinate (buy their excess commodities, surrender resources) or develop themselves (protectionist, state-directed industrialization)

    • maintaining unevenness is imperialism, resisting this underdevelopment is anti-imperialism

    • global development is not the spread of markets, not the rule of successive hegemonies, but the spread of multipolarity

    • golden age of capitalism was after WWII and was actually ruined by capitalism, not caused by it

      • it came about from socialist policies that wringed monopolies: regulations, full employment, welfare, universal education, healthcare, price controls
      • neoliberalism is the rolling back of these measures to protect capitalism, prevent further socialist development

    Highly recommend you guys listen in! This video made a lot of ideas click for me.

    Btw here's a free link to her book

    0
    How Much Money Can We Launder In A Day?
    yewtu.be How Much Money Can We Launder In A Day?

    Get an exclusive video every month at https://www.patreon.com/Boy_Boy Donate to Troy's legal fund today: https://www.gofundme.com/f/clubs-lobby-group-now-trying-to-send-me-to-jail?fbclid=IwAR2N8qhgO0oeQVcaQEWjlbhIaENKiwJxVZmf5WKXRWamOwtO_EgNdcsyzys Big thankyou to @friendlyjordies ,@Ididathing and...

    Spoilers: 22,500 Australian Dollars

    0
    WaterBowlSlime Water Bowl Slime @lemmygrad.ml

    I'm quite fond of communism, personally.

    Posts 7
    Comments 695