"What do you folks think, should I put my wallet in his mouth, it's a very nice wallet. A Trump wallet, maybe the best, made from real ostrich leather. Very proud hirds rhe ostrich, cant fly but oh they male up for it in other ways if you know what i mean. What do we think, we don't want sleepy Joe drooling on such a fine wallet do we folks"
Either that or both Biden and Kamala dies and George W. Bush (democrats and republicans have elected him as the speaker of the house) becomes president again.
We saw that with Jan 6 as soon as they're confronted with the possibility there might be consequences for them personally they all went home within 2 hours.
The next GOP debate is just all the candidates acting out The Arisocrats.
Eventually, only Vivek is left after the other candidates have heart attacks. He then proceeds to rap battle Joe Biden at the next debate, clinching his spot as the next president. His inauguration speech is freestyled over a Macklemore beat.
Trump declares victory, but Biden wins the popular vote and the electoral college days later. We have a president and anti-president situation for a few months.
Joe Biden wins and Hamas paraglides over every US border simultaneously and through a series of targeted assassinations all of the first 13 people in the line of succession are taken out leading to President Pete.
Biden dies, Kamala ODs on pain killers, and Mike Johnson suspends elections after declaring immigration a national emergency. Liberals allow it to happen because we are a nation of laws and that's what it says in the constitution
Biden winning, honestly. I feel like the Republicans are less likely to start World War III on purpose now than the Democrats, especially with Trump at the helm. Maybe more likely to do it by accident.
Hopefully that might get other countries to fully stop taking us seriously and every international meeting has a Dennys placemat set out in front of the American delegation.
Biden dies mid campaign, putting Kamala in the drivers seat to try to drag his campaign over the finish line. Trump wins re-election by a landslide and suffers a heart attack shortly after taking office leaving his running mate Tucker Carlson to assume the presidency.
Biden dies shortly after the convention, Kamala somehow gets the nod, and K-Hive ensures a loss to Trump by making him sound appealing to the Average Joe (TM) and alienating everyone to the left of Obama. Kamala then immediately becomes leader of The Resistance 2.0, setting her up for a coronation in 2028 running on a platform of (coked up) martial law.
someone tries to assassinate biden but wounds trump instead, biden dies of a stroke or fall and democrats scramble to put together a primary. trump is convicted. Mayo pete wins the EC but nikki haley wins the popular vote, a bunch of hogs die breaking trump out of prison.
later on, pete pardons trump and the surviving participants of of the prison break. Following the assassination of president rat by some homo- and transphobic christian nationalist group, liz cheney becomes the first female president.
Biden dies, Kamala somehow eeks out a victory but concedes to Trump to heal the nation and because it's the right thing to do since "she wasn't the one on the ballot"
Addendum: Trump dies right before taking office and Ramaswamy goes full Liz Truss. Depending on how fast the treat flow runs dry, either electoral politics gets way funnier or a DSA-Libertarian-ZZ Top fan uncles-Underfed soldier coalition achieves true quadpartisanship through pulling a 1989 Romania and subsequently establishing the most fragile junta in recent history