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RmDebArc_5 @sh.itjust.works

9mo ago

Not like that

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Das Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
- Stör
  
  Hai!
- "Cattle marking and beef labeling supervision duties delegation law"
  Of course!
- I'm going to say Venezuela.
  
  It could be anywhere in South America really
- That's one
  
  Since when is an article not a word?
  
  1st word: "Das" 2nd word: "Rindfleischettiketierungs.....gesetz"

School shootings.
- F-22
  
  Canadian Bacon

Mass shooting
- Perforated students
- That's a tough one

Germ any
- Germ many
- So, you take any Germ?
  I have some Protozoans and Fungi, take it or leave it.

Denmark, motherfucker!

United States.
- of Mexico?
  
  of Tara.
- Of whatever.

Ah shit, that trick wouldn't work for me ... I'm not from Poland.
- Try, "Not Polish," and they'll still have a shot
  
  One country down only 180ish to go

Maple Syrup
- I'm Sorry
  
  Ay?
- Yeah, eh?
  
  you betcha, bud

Wooden shoes
- Mostly worn by Matjes?
- Österreich! I knew them!!

Poutine eh?
- Blame Canada!
- Sauf que, les québécois ne disent pas vraiment "eh" et le Québec n'est pas encore un pays.
  It's like saying "Nanaimo bars tabarnak".
  
  The only groups of people who I have use "Eh", from least used to most used:
  People who's first language is French (maybe it's a prairie french thing?)
  People from the Maritimes
  People from the USA from places like Wisconsin.
  
  That's three words.
- This dish was brought to you by: Vladimir

School shooters.

United States
- Of were? You ran out of words
  
  Ur mom

Sorry, eh?

Nett hier
- Bayern/Hessen?
  
  Eher Baden-Württemberg, oder?
- ... aber waren Sie schon mal im frankfurter Bahnhofaviertel?

Uwot m8

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
- Gesundheit
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMK-hwVLxUQ

Deadly Spiders
- I think you misspelled "Crickey, mate!"
- gday

samba feijoada
- Ah meu

Earthling country I mean regular country
- I'm also from Germany
- Nonrobot Factory

Dracula Land.
- That could be England, where Bram Stoker wrote his novel, Ireland, where Bram Stoker was from, or Romania, where the non-vampire guy came from.
  
  it's Romania, nobody would call either of the other two dracula land, unless they're terrible at this game

Global policing
We aren’t required to get involved, but we do. We always do.
- Wait a second... that's more than two words!
  
  I felt my two words needed an explanation.

Mispelt Austria
- Ah, good old Bangladesh.

Real Georgia
- Ok but which is the fake one?
  
  The American one. It's not a country.

G'day mate.

Deadly capitalism
- Earth is not a country.

Vege mite

Mama mia
- Italy!
  Oh no, here we go again...

Is cheeseburger one word or two? Cause it's either Cheese Burger or Bacon Cheeseburger.
- ."

Donut hamburger
- United States?
  
  Yee

Yee Haw

Not American
- America!
  
  Specifically, American backpacker in Europe.

Oi, mate!

IKEA 😭

Moz art
- Hungary, Welcome!

Maple Syrup
- I would've gone with "poutine, eh." But sure.
  I'm from the same place so....

Cuppa tea / oi mate

Guten Tag!

Spaghetti mandolino

Mint tea
- Morocco?
  
  Correct

Ex-empire

Tree Octopus
- Fuck those guys. They think they're so great climbing trees... well SOME OF US CEPHALOPODS DON'T HAVE TO CLIMB, ERIC!
  
  What if my local patron saint is the tree octopus, but of course in the grand scheme of things the flying spaghetti monster governs all and must be respected accordingly... is that close enough to flying squid sanctification lol?

Fjords, glaciers
- I liked the fjord focus
- "I won an award for it, you know.." - Slartibartfast
  
  "they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent" - Slartibartfast
- New Zealand!
  
  It's Norway. Is New Zealand known for fjords?

looks up from Newspaper United States goes back to reading Garfield

No mames
- Kazakhstan

Big Gulp
- Welp, see ya later
- fuck yeah

Old chap

Truck piss

Only one needed: Nazis
- Ah, you're from the US too.
  
  Could be Argentina
- Austria?

European piracy
- Sweden?
  
  There is a country in the EU that has much more online piracy
- Część 🤔?

burger land

Ur mother?
- Kind but generally really weird? Denmark?

Salmon, oil

exploded journalist

United States
- Mexico

Football Hooligans.
- Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
  
  We have toned it down a lot in recent years to match the normal level of thuggery.
  I'm struggling to think of any other nations that had all their clubs banned from competing though (after Haysel).
  
  I actually though of England right away, even before seeing their feddit.uk name
- Netherlands?

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