"What is my purpose?"

Why the hell does this need to have an anthropomorphic body?

The hands are so it can do sperm samples
- And prostate exams.
  Often at the same time!
It really, really didn't need to look like a person. Not even a little bit.
- What animal did you want?
Well it's a robot. Duh. This is what robots look like.
I wonder if the helmet visor is functional.
- I have been told its FULLY functional.
I really hope it has nice and distinguished buttocks, like really caked up, a real piss storage unit back there with an extra wheel just to support each cheek.
Has anyone confirmed it's not a person in a costume? 👀
Taiwan makes everything anthropomorphic! They’ve got an anthropomorphic version of the mass damper on top of the Taipei 101:
They probably could’ve just made a mascot version of this robot but… eh.
They're going to wonder why the face gets sprayed so often...

Why does urinebot need arms and hands?

To rub its nipples while you pee on it, duh.
- Fuck you.
  I just snorted in a meeting! How am I supposed to appear to be professional if you drop grenades in the comments like that?!?
  (Good job)
- What about my nipples?
It helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.
- Won't let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.
- "The design is very human."
  Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?
For a friendly shake.
Can’t wait for dungeater-bot
To give back the croutons obviously.

Why the fuck does it need arms? To help you with other samples?

Also that is 100% gonna spring a leak at some point and spill piss all over the ground as it traverses the hospital hallways.

Why does it need a head for that matter? They could just build it to look like a urinal with a screen. This just makes me feel like I’m in a Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
- Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
  This is not a sequence of words that I wanted to read this morning
That is to help with the seamen sample collection, obviously.
- SailorsOnly
It flushes the urine
How do they prevent cross-contamination ?
We will have another robot to take the leak and analyse it.
Just like ordinary urinals.

Why does it have arms, Taiwan? Why does the piss-bot have arms!?

WHY IS IT HUMAN-SHAPED

5 bucks on there is some perv hiding in there.

What do the hands do?

Its for after you pee where it pats you on the back and says "good job champ" in traditional mandarin.
They can hold it for you so you don't have to wash your hands after.
- But who washes the robot's hands?
In case the doctor told you not to lift anything heavy

I mean, did they need to make it person shaped..?

I know, at least let me pee in its mouth..
- Or give it tits, which somehow would make it less weird? I think?
Wait, you don't piss on your medical professional when taking samples?

Lost opportuntiy to not have you pee inside the robots big gaping mouth with a screen on top

Why is it humanoid at all, and why are there several dark spots that could be for cameras that have a clear view of where you'll be hanging loose?

This thing is so many layers of unnecessary on top of analyzing pee...

I thought that said Ubisoft. Now I'm disappointed that it doesn't say Ubisoft.☹️ Ubisoft urinal would go hard.

I'd love pissing on ubisoft
It would identify you as a customer and pee all over you.
Ubisoft is already paying devs to make piss, we dont need to give it to them for free.

Suddenly passing butter doesn't seem like such a terrible destiny

Why does it have hands and a face?

If they're going to give this thing arms and a head, they should at least let you piss in its mouth.

They manage to do the same at my doctor’s office with a little plastic cup.

"I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."

I like that it's pretending to be a urinal. Don't mind me, I'm just a regular ole piss receptacle. I bet it likes it. Good for it.

I thought it was a hoax when I couldn't find anything on "urinebot", but "urobot" brings this up.

The bad timeline version of Eva from Wall-E.

Now the flowers will grow.

If he gives a hand I'll buy that.

Can't wait for someone to hack it & make it do things.

Or install (software & hardware) mods.

Can you play doom with your piss?
- I mean, the answer is obviously yes, but I def get Duke vibes.

To laugh and talk shit about people pee pee.

If your toilet was powered by an AGI, do you want it to like your waste or hate it?

It should taste as good as the test results. "God dammit Melvin I thought I told you to quit smoking last time!"
- Erick, I see you've been eating a lot more pineapple recently...

We should stop substituting people for robots!!

Too right. It's putting honest Piss Sommeliers out of work.
- No way this bag of bolts will ever zero-down on which specific region the individual illicit drugs came from!
  You gotta really look for those subtle tones & sometimes bullshit a little.