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Mr. President, Your Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card Is Ready
  • Nope, it's actually a colony of Norway (/s)

  • How's your week been?
  • Tired. US politics/news are emotionally and mentally draining and depressing. I can't really ignore it because they employ my ass, and apparently, there's now a shitlist being built to target federal employees considered "hostile" to Orange Julius. That list definitely won't be correlated with voter registration (which includes name, address, and potentialy party affiliation, and is publicly available if you have the persons full name).

  • This Some Bullshit Right Here
  • I hear Boeing has some spacecraft now that totally works.

  • What uses of a smartphone do you think most people miss out on?
  • Haven't needed it in a while, but a wifi analyzer to identify which band(s) are least crowded

  • This rabbit.
  • Labeling social media as harmful would provide a vital, helpful nudge • Kansas Reflector
  • It's weird to me (and I feel old for saying it) but the warnings were already there for the internet. The biggest thing taught about it that I learned in like, 2nd grade, was

    1. Not everything on the internet is true

    And

    1. Anything you put on the internet is there forever.

    It feels like there's a distinct lack of education on how to interact with the internet since I wanna say 2010-2015 ish. The warning labels were removed, and the internet has only gotten more insidious since.

  • Joe Biden's chances of winning election plummet after debate
  • Honestly doesn't even need to be walking. You could absolutely Weekend at Bernies him in a very obvious way and I'd still prefer him over trump

  • Tolkien wasn't always the most creative with names.
  • Weird common human slang names for Fangorn and Orodruin/Amon Amarth

  • Basically abuse
  • Or release the cat outside, where it is promptly either hit by a car or hunted by larger predators, as it lacks any survival skills for the outdoors.

  • The Final Frontier
  • Space for what?

  • Plugs
  • Also Cork Lid Trapdoor Spiders

  • 75 tons of illegal fireworks seized in Los Angeles area, largest fireworks bust in California history
  • It's crazy to me that fireworks can even be shipped to California, let alone actually used in-state, with how many wildfires they've caused. I genuinely would not trust people with them at this point

    And i don't mean "mailed" or "trucked", I mean "turn that ship north and go the long way fuckers, not in this port" shipped.

  • Supreme Court halts enforcement of the EPA's plan to limit downwind pollution from power plants
  • I've seen some exceptionally stupid people roll coal while going out the gate at a military base, it's absurd.

  • History repeats itself.
  • I wonder how hard it would be to modify a Hearse into an open bed?

  • Deranged Politicians Are Trying to Ban Wearing Masks
  • You'll huff those paint fumes and ENJOY IT, damn it!! /s

  • Dangerous AI Workaround: 'Skeleton Key' Unlocks Malicious Content
  • I wonder how many people will get fired over a keyword based alarm for the words "kill" and "child" in the same sentence in an LLM. It's probably not going to be 0...

  • Trans Snek Rule
  • You get a good noodle star! (Mildly disappointed your profile picture isn't rayquaza; if it is i have poor signal at work to blame for not seeing it)

  • The Supreme Court rejects a nationwide opioid settlement with OxyContin maker Purdue Pharma
  • I'm kinda into the "cruel and unusual" punishment of giving them their own medicine, literally. Make them drooling messes of human beings and put them on display.

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