There must be a gay Cinderella remake out there somewhere. Grindrella gets visited by the fairy thotmother, who transforms his button up shirt and black skinny chinos into a harness and jockstrap and sends him off the royal orgy. The next day Prince DomTop has to go around and top everyone in the village because it was a blackout orgy and he couldn't see anyone, meaning the only way he can find who Grindrella was is by remembering the feel of that bussy.

"They are not safe": pedestrians who enjoy bike lanes added this year want Richmond Hill residents at traffic meeting removed immediately

Real swords have curves 😤

How can they say "lol" when they are clearly not laughing out loud?

Hey I'll have you know that in Australia an ambulance can cost >$1000 without insurance!

The problem is so serious that they run seminars in schools telling students to not hesitate calling for ambulances, because human lives are worth more than $1000.

How much does an ambulance cost in every Australian state? | Checkout – Best Deals, Expert Product Reviews & Buying Guides - https://www.news.com.au/checkout/life/money/how-much-does-an-ambulance-cost-in-australia/news-story/32a37d702e6e11361cc0ec129aed05d6

Drag queen Amanda Tori Meating has gone on the record about her day job as an OnlyFans ghostwriter. There's an entire industry of talent agencies that hire minimum wage gig workers to pretend to be the model you are paying $x per month to interact with.

That's when they ostracize you for being a killjoy and not appreciating their "humour"

Bit of a harsh word to call people who unironically like AI art

Is that a triceratops and tricerabottoms

Low key why I despise daylight savings.

I like it when I wake up early with the sun, and end the day just as it gets dark. Daylight savings forces you to wake up groggily in the dark and stay up late while you wait for the sun to set.

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r/SubredditSimulator but for Twitter?

Honestly, would use it for shits and giggles.

Don't roll that dice unless you can pay that price

But think about the new shipping routes available once all the ice melts!

Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you've basically got an axolotl

Burning fossil fuels and polluting is viewed as masculine, whereas caring about the environment is feminine, in a phenomenon sociologists have coined as Petro-masculinity. Think of those men who roll coal in their lifted trucks towards cyclists in lycra, who they view as "gay".

Petro-masculinity: Fossil Fuels and Authoritarian Desire - Cara Daggett, 2018 - https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/0305829818775817

Yep! Just need to add the appropriate plugins. This is also an easy way to access trackers whose websites have been taken down

Unofficial search plugins · qbittorrent/search-plugins Wiki - https://github.com/qbittorrent/search-plugins/wiki/Unofficial-search-plugins

Ducks are necrophilic rapists that have corkscrew penises with explosive erections, so this is actually terrifying

"Losing it" implies they ever had it