Would have so much more respect for swallowers
What a god awful day to have eyes...
Why would I imagine that??
I'd just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.
i believe they eat eggs?
Can I just go back to having never read this before?
yeah but how good would it feel
1 vasectomy please.
They would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.
You would feel them moving around... inside you...
No, silly, pee is stored in balls
Would... Wouldn't women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess... Die!? If it doesn't get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?
🤢🤮
What the fuck is this?
If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess
Why is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
How else are you gonna get all that delicious liquid?
It could flop out of a fork more easily.
Didn’t have time to grab a frying pan.
I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.
Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.
Good afternoon.
Thanks I hate it.
Edit: Didn't see that @Cloaca@mtgzone.com beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours
Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.
Of course Lemmy and dropout have a meaty Venn diagram, but this really makes me glad I haven't watched all the Smarty-pants 🤣
I was praying there'd be Dropout fans in the replies for this one!
Please delete this
from my brain
I wish I could unsee this greatly
I'd have the strongest stomp in town.
Shockingly, I've genuinely seen furry porn of giant oversized sperm like this.
of course that's a thing
Is that really shocking?
It's shockingly odd looking but honestly nah, I'm not surprised there's art of it lol
Mass genocide every night
cum fetishes may mutate into
...pet fetishes? lolAn aquarium full of giant sperm.
God no
Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you've basically got an axolotl
I think I read that Oglaf comic.
mistress
I'd put them in an aquarium.
alright, who's got the eye bleach?
I think I’ll take a break from the Internet now
Enjoy your break, It'll be weirder when you come back.
I would hear the pro life argument
I remember that Xavier Renegade Angel episode
Amazing
talk about weapons of ass destruction.
is this what happens when you don't jerk off for 9 months?
i think for the show Alone, the males just got an infinite protein source.
Truly a horrifying image!
Alright, why do we have picture of that? Who made it real?
I'd name mine Alfred.
There is a movie called CHILLERAMA, and it contains four short films. One of which is called Wadzilla, of you don’t mind a lot of CAMP you might find it funny.
So hot.
schlorp
A new pet on demand!
gross
