"I pressed the power button, and the screen went black then I pressed it again and the computer turned back on."
Hmmmmmmmm.
Did they sleep and then wake the computer, or did they just power off the monitor?
"Everyone shall live in the megacity!"
"Even you?"
"No, I shall live in a fuckoff huge mansion on 4000 acres."
I only sell my axis-themed WW2 memorabilia flags to white men with hereditary or other baldness. They need to be at least
lifts arm with palm flat
This tall.
Defense against LRAD and the microwave stinger.
smacks forehead "Flamethrowers, of course! Why didn't I think of that sooner?!"
But did it go "Pew pew"?
I dont know what I'm looking forward to the most, the "Handmaid" ending or the "Jericho" ending.
Ya cant jam an Ethernet cord
I can kinda see why they think this way. I went to court recently and the Magistrate and all the lawyers have these strange phrases and rituals that don't get used in regular parlance, so Im not surprised that sovcits think that if they learn the magic language of the court, they can get their way. But its just a bunch of old-timey Victorian era routine.
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck?
I really thought America had jumped the shark, but the trailer for this season looks fucking wild. The writers really pulled out all the stops.
Just watching the proverbial bodies stack up
The Chinese dredger suspected of plundering two World War II Royal Navy shipwrecks last year has been detained by Malaysian maritime authorities. MV Chuan Hong 68 and the entire crew is being held for paperwork violations including port clearances and having 60 unregistered LPG containers aboard and...
TIL that a Chinese barge spent much of 2022-2023 illegally pillaging scrap metal from WW2 war graves in Malaysian waters.
A full report of the barges actions was compiled in this (pdf warning) maritime observatory report
No editing or colour adjustment, just cropped.
I couldn't find the Sudanese marine corps headquarters but it's probably shaped like a crayon.
It's okay, I can make this joke because some of my best friends are welders
