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Reddit users are revolting! But at least they are protesting Twitter too.
Hello, ladies!
I work in software development. If it's not written down, it never happened.
People are free to call me to discuss it, or schedule a meeting, but they will only ever activate my trap card: "Sounds fine, please put that in writing in an email so I can action it."
"Oh, you recorded the meeting? That will make it easy for you to listen back to it while you're putting it in writing in an email."
"Of course, you're welcome to text me, but keep in mind, it needs to be in writing in an email so I can action it."
"Mmm see, I'd really love to action that now, but it needs to be in writing in an email first. Company policy."
I should know, I wrote that policy.
Forget melatonin, I want to know wtf cheese is doing to my brain when I sleep on it.
What's the screenshot from?
Shush I want my forcefem
What if I told you that's a false dichotomy and not a choice you will ever have to make?
That would fetch a few shekels on eBay TBH
Struggling with his gender identity.
It happens to me almost weekly
What does the number mean?
Nothing has changed
He looks better under acceleration
Classic based Wei Wu
TFW you see the toilet paper after the first wipe when your haemorrhoids flare up badly
Actual true story
Picture looks like 2 mechanical Xenomorphs French kissing
🤝 our governments are committing war crimes
You luckily have an abbreviation in your DNA that means your tellemeres don't shorten. You can't age. You reach 87000 years old. Humans have gone extinct. You are trapped alone on a dead earth. You try to shoot yourself but the gun misfires. You jump off w cliff, but a sudden updraft catches you and you land safely. In this multiverse, luck is now objective.
I will reply to this comment over Tor. Please expect the response to arrive in 7-10 business days.
Where is Saddam?
Carcinisation has got the furniture too!
I saw these glorious crab table and chairs at a furniture store years ago. They were very uncomfortable, both to look at and sit in.
This Op Shop seems to have ordered their secondhand books by colour for some reason
This is the booklet "If Crisis Or War Comes" which Sweden just distributed to each of its residents. The booklet has been issued 5 times since the end of WW2
This hair product remains effective up to 230 degrees C which is really handy because when I'm exposed to ovenlike temperatures, my first thought is "Oh no, my hair!"
Can I block any post that contains a particular word? Without blocking whole instances?
The long text goodbye - Oil pastel on paper, me
I haven't done any art in 15 years, and that was just watercolors. I've been having a shit week today and saw some pastels and sketchpads for sale at the post office, so I got them. I've never worked with pastels before, but I really like them so far, they seem fairly forgiving.
This is my second drawing ever with them, and I'm really happy with how it came out. I want to practice more, but I think the picture tells the story I wanted to tell.
My morning alarms aren't going off on my new phone and I don't know why
If I set an alarm for two hours from now, it will go off. I've tested this a few times.
But my morning alarms, at 6:07 and 6:13 am, just don't go off. I've been testing this for like a week now and I cant figure it out. Later in the day, maybe 3 or 4 hours later, the phone will alert me that I missed the alarm, even when my body clock wakes me up before the alarm and I lay awake watching my phone tick past the alarm time without it ever twitching or doing anything.
So far, I've tried:
- Deleting all alarms and recreating them
- Clearing the app cache and data, then rebooting
- Removing Duraspeed system app which I suspected of causing problems
- Toggling every setting and widget related to alarms and DND I can find
Here's my alarm setup:
Clock app settings:
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