Let's cute up our day.

Blep

An escape artist.

Buns really are. Expert burrowers, as flexible as cats, and they can lift and get under a lot more than you think.
Cutie bun and The Coolest Username!

Signature look of judgement

The true face of I just can’t even.
- "Why do i even keep this hooman?"

Io and Fenix.

Okay, what did they do?

That's a meme waiting to happen

This is brava!

Aww. I have a tripod with a prosthetic front left leg.

This is Tesla (named for the inventor, not the car).

I have a similar pic with my friend's cat
important distinction!

This dapper fellow is named Emo on account of his magnificent coiffure. Super sweet, takes incredible care of his flock. His father was hand-reared and a hero for trying to save his flock from a marten attack.

Not a bad cock you got there, friend
trying
:(
- He actually succeeded somewhat - he managed to save several hens, and when we found him, we thought we was dead. But we rushed him to the vet and he made miraculous recovery! He seemed depressed at first but when we got him back into his yard with the hens he saved he perked back up. He's very much still with us to this day!
Thats one bad looking mf
Nice cock bro. Can I touch it?

He does not usually have the one brain cell
- He looks so sad he doesn't get the brain cell more often!

My stinky fluffy baby boy Kenai

Is he named after Brother Bear by any chance?
- Hahaha, I get that a lot. He isn't. He's named after the fjords in Alaska because he looks like a wolf and it felt like a good name for a wolf looking dog.
  But if I had gotten another dog, it would have been named Koda :)
That's such a great picture

Not ugly!! I literally said “oh my god” when I saw them cause they’re SOOOO cute!!

This is Astrid. About 1 year old. She always acts so neglected when we go out. Believe me, I spend multiple hours a night cuddling this one.

She just wants to lick my face.

Next up is Sherlock. He's about 2½ years old. He has his Urban Canine Good Citizen making him a certified good boy.

This is Izzy. She's just shy of 9 years old. We have had her since she was 4 weeks old. She's running a little chunky, but she's also extremely fluffy.

And finally, Thorin. He just turned 12. He was my wife's cat before we met. He's all the love of a dog with all the craziness of an orange cat. He doesn't understand or respect the concept of "no." He is a bottomless pit for attention. He knows how to open the blinds.

Omg!! A little blind opening genius. And Izzy just has more fluff to love. Astrid and Sherlock make an adorably cute pair!

Looks like the joystick is out of reach for now.

Username checks out

Gants de velours

Blep

That is a mlem sir
- My bad, I confused my bleps from my mlems

Say no to spicy noodles 🤚

Meet Lucifer 😈 he's 7 months old.

Lucifer LOL.
- Yup! Picked him up in a town called Mørke, meaning The Dark in Danish, on Friday the 13th of December. I had to call him Lucifer 😎
He already looks like he's going to be a handful. 😆

Daisy

and Rose

were very curious about the phone.

Here's my Kitty. I call her Kitty. She's a Kitty named Kitty.

I know someone who has two, one named Cat the other is Kitty. When I first saw one I was all "yay kitty!" And the person just said "no that's Cat" and it took me hours before I learned why they corrected me like that
Kitty Kitty.

Edith

And Elm

Enjoy my Noodle and Sleepy Gargoyle.

has several large sticks
uses camera power cord instead
- I think she gets mad about the camera. Every time I fix it, she climbs up there and muscles it around.

another tiring day

Mah boy

Omg!! The cuteness!!! They love each other!!
- Ha. Yeah, they do.
  The tabby (Eddie) had a "brother" that was about the same age and we adopted them both a couple of years ago. The brother was lost to cancer. Eddie was very sad for a while after.
  Then we adopted the younger black one, and the tabby has been a lot happier having another friend around.
Cat.

My 2 asshats barking at every swaying blade of grass

My boy Moop enjoying his 10th birthday trip to pick up his girl after her first year away at college! He loves traveling

Izzy wants head scritches

No you can't see him (he's hiding)

She just passed yesterday, but she still feels like she's here.

I love her. Must've been a great pup.
- That's very nice of you, Filthy Hooker Spit.
Sorry for your loss, she will always be a beautiful dog.
Oh god, 😯 Did she have a good time while she was with us? Her expression seems so calm and friendly 😢 I'm so sorry 😞
- Bonus pic!
- I believe she did. Had her 10 years to the month. She was very kind and gentle. We had 2 kids while she was with us and treated them perfectly even as they crawled all over her. I always thought it was just people being nice, but whenever we took her to places like the groomer she would always say she loves her and had times when we called and they told us no openings until she heard who it was and say ohhh we love her bring her in! She was my first pet and I honestly can't see having another dog since she ruined the rest for me.

Renzo and Pouka

Fun photoshoot day there

Haha, majestic!
Standard cat pose: "see that shit? Yeah, you love it."

Leibling (aka Bling or The Destroyer) - 3 years old

Jules (from Pulp Fiction) - 6 years old

Rosie - 11 years old

May I present to you Her Monochromatic Majesty Queen Isabella Greypelt.

Long live the Queen!

My 35yo painted turtle Henry, and one of his guppies.

A friend of mine's yearling Frederic.

Three dog night.

Bonus fat toad.

Sure

They snuggle!!!

This feels so warm. I love em.
- They're so snuggly, especially Kipp, the white and brown one. He likes to ride on my shoulders
They are so sweet!

My bois, Ripple and Crocodile!

Cat distribution service left a kitten in my yard a couple weeks ago! His name is Bumi.

Is your cat an Earthbender? 😁
- He's the king!
- Or a mad genius..?

Mochi

and Boba

Grey cat club!

This was my void I lost a couple years ago, still hurts since I had her for almost 20 years

And here's my new little Odin

Aw I'm sorry for your loss :'(
Both are very cute!
The queen is dead, long live the king! May he foster the unconditional love, and smooth the void and tenderize the grief.
- Yeah, he's a good boy, but he doesn't like lap time like she did. I love him all the same, but there's still that void (haha 🥲 ) where she used to sit.
  Thank you friend, have a great night.

My cat is notoriously non-photogenic. I don't know how she knows what cameras are but she knows she doesn't want them. I've managed to steal a few.

My boy is the same. This is a pic I was able to snap a long time ago:
This his predecessor:
- That is very photogenic, a bit just shy and silly
Pls don't steal cameras.
My dog with dementia same thing; I'd like to take more photos as I think these are his last days, but he keeps his head turned.
My boy Urza was the same way. He'd pose and pose until you take the picture and SNEEZE!!! or SQUIRREL!!!

Cheddar attacking his stick toy, it has little sushis on the string that he loves to bunny kick :p

Toota (Berry) - ~6 years old lady

Sophie - ~1 year old goat in a cat's body (4-5 months at the time of this video IIRC)

So toired. So energy.

Lion-O and Poppy. Please excuse the random coco puffs, they are bunnies. IYKYK

🚨🚨Buns🚨🚨
- !bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org

Furnando!

Furryosa

This is my newest girl, Jade! Her sisters include two little dogs and she has a corn snake brother lol.

Snek
- Long

Miss Nessa wishes to see you!

Those pink beans and that pink nose!! 😍
Miss Nessa can have whatever she wants.

Oh hello.

this is bella, she just got a haircut 🙂

my dog on my brother's armchair

Is that a huge dog or a tiny armchair?
- A very tiny armchair, my brother is a two year old

Honey

Rocky

Penny

Siblings

Maggie doing a leap

Omghad those are very boopable.

Her name is Olive

Look at this little lady in her scratching box. She is called Butters.

"Khajiit has wares if you have coin."

My little gremlins

Beggars! You have a very cute squad.

Presenting The Fabulous Staredycat Sisters!

Emily (AKA Nurse Emily, Emmerly), the most curious cat I've ever known and one of the most affectionate 🥰

And her twin sister Charlotte (AKA Char Char) the world class snugglebug who makes even Emily look slightly reserved by comparison 🥰

Bonus: my mom's dog Walther who I'm lucky enough to dogsit weekly 🥰

Does Walther need to sneeze or is it his face?
- It's more of a "I'm very comfortable, so I'm gonna gradually close my eyes" kind of thing 😄

That used to be my pillow

Sassy aka The Baboo aka Der Stinkus

👋Hey Stinkus

Sammy says hi. He wore his tie for you.

I would give Sammy my kidney for being this cute.
- He would very happily manipulate you into giving him treats.

Say hello to Ferrari!

Wicket just turned 3

Yub yub.

This is Agatha. She's so god damn fluffy.

This is Xion (the dog) and Sundae (the cat) cuddling like best buds.

We just call him "cat"

Luna and Abby. Our two Bull mastiffs. 6 and 3 years old. 130kg of professional weighted blankets.

Peaches, Nugget, and Miso

These tummies are so nose burry-able! Don't mind the scars

A rare instance of Daisy finally getting all of her energy out.

Took this one just now. It's hard to get Xena to look at the camera!

Have you tried putting a treat on top of the camera?

This guy is named bagels, currently featured in bagel mode.

This is our derpy boy, Bear.

Sugar and Mylar

I am so very late to the party. It has to be a sign that since I got sent a cute pet pic from a friend today, I should share it too though.

This party went all night. I have 189 messages waking up this morning.
- Oh wow! People do love sharing their critters! ...and I do love seeing them.
  Thanks for bearing with the avalanche so we can revel in the cuteness!
Farm babies!

very distinguished!!

Looks like she/he needs some chapstick. 😁

Stanford

Wiatt

Both very cute. What a nice fur color! Are they siblings?
- Brothers from different mothers! We don't know their exact age, long story, but Wiatt is around 9 or so by best vet guesstimates. Stanford is around 3.

he’s not a puppy - he’s 10yo in that photo… he’s a forever puppy

let my shy kitty out today to go lay in the sun on the concrete as she normally does while I ate a snack, but today she got adventurous and finally explored the grass!
so proud of her 🥰

her meows of annoyance when I picked her up to go inside was hilarious. She liked the warm ground

(dw I kept her on close watch. The only thing she ate was the grass, because it was poking her face)

Here are my precious baby boys, Wart and Pablo. If everyone can wish them a happy birthday, they turn one year old tomorrow.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Two absolute cuties.
Happy birthday you two goofballs. The one in the back looks fun 😄
- That's Wart, an absolute legend at one year old! They are constantly smooshing one another for the best window seats.
Happy Birthday to the fluffies

Comrade Catstro

Victoria's Secret Marilyn Monroe says hi. Fine you someone who looks at you the way she looks at her walker.

Is Victoria's Secret Marilyn Monroe short for something?
- :D
  Her cousins were all named after fancy designer brands: Prada, Chanel, Dolce, etc.
  Didn't want her to feel left out. I tacked on the 'Marilyn Monroe' when she was borne a blonde.

My boy

Lily and Maggie wish you a very happy got any veggies for us

My little baby

Our 14 years old fluff ball <3

"The donut of enlightenment!"

This is Jim, he’s gross because he’s 23 but he’s still my handsome and adorable little buddy. He’s a dickhead.

My two girls:

The budgie is a so sweet bird he has gained my little murderbird heart

She's called Zomi

Had to swap to my .world account for this one.

First up is Sophie. I should have named her Jealous, because she is the biggest attention whore I have ever met. She looooves toys, and will take them with her where ever she goes. She'll even fall asleep with toys in her mouth.

And this is Sophie's older sister, Vega. Vega likes being where it's warm, like under the covers or in between someone's legs. She is also very protective of her little sister.

Bonus pic of Sophie when she was just a puppy because she was fucking adorable.

This is Alaric, in this image firmly telling me that "my" hoodie is in fact his

Behold.

My golden cloud bimbo baby Skye!

Hebe

Sif (rip)

Ivy

Lemmy, meet my babies, George and Lucille

Lucille likes to sleep in very awkward positions

George thinks nobody notices when he slowly backs up and sits on my husband's lap.

Meet Millie!

Damn cat taxes!

Akira

Kiki

Vin

Some pictures of Edgar, one of my cats and Teddy, a smackhead of a dog c:

Hoagie, clementine and cashew

Delphine the Weenie Queen

And Amos

This comment section is very important.

This is exhausting. How do I upvote all the comments?

Just picked up this fella 2 days ago.

this is my girl at the vet. She's got an infection on her right front paw. She's really hoping to hide it from the doctor

Nugget and Mi

I keep getting an error trying to upload pictures of my dogs; and just these pics of my dogs. I think they're too cute and overloading the system. 😔 Works with imgur tho:

https://imgur.com/a/pES1TnS

I have to crop most of the pictures I upload..
Imgur doesn't want to show me your dogs either.

Lucy

Hunting mode

Squid

Make this a weekly post.

Rigi (ree-jee)

Here's my nope rope. He's a rope that said "nope."

Luna likes to play in boxes. She was raised by cats after all.

It won't let me load the picture of my other dog. :(

These are my dogs, Bouly and Polka.

I'm so proud of everyone here for not posting goatse! 🥰

I would have to dig until I find what remains of my defunct dog...

Yo, the other day some rando just getting way too close to my dawg. Like she made eye contact and approached only my dawg.. like disregard to the owners..