Good news! The president CAN legally commit felonies now! How cool is that?
As a European, I am terribly sorry for what's happening over there. It really worries me, as it'll have an effect on the entire world 😞
What's this about my rug? There's devils piss there as well? We truly are fucked.
America just got a MASSIVE step towards a dictator. WTAF is going on? I'm in the wrong timeline...
If you do something illegal, and the result is a fixed fine, it's only "illegal" for poor people. Rich people dgaf if they have to pay fine/ticket.
They won't notice, as fines are already in the cost projections.
My wife has one of the Deathly Hallows logo. She's going to keep it, but it's going to be more hidden when she covers her sleeve. She laughed out loud at this.
See, this guy's knows how to make money, unlike the rest of you pleps...
Don't be stupid. How else an I going to make money by doing nothing? Get a job? That's for people who don't pull themselves up by their bootstraps!
EU, take note!
It's a computer with wheels.
Tell me you know nothing about Europe, the EU or the Schengen area without stating so verbatim.
Kilomillionaire literally means 1000 millions, aka a billion (short system) or a milliard (long system).
'Member when Ukraine signed a treaty with Russia that if they surrender all nuclear weapons, Russia would never attack them?
Dude, this 21-course 3-star Michelin restaurant is on my travel expense because it was a business dinner. And remember that it's a tax write off.
So my Tesla is pink. I guess the cop would've thrown a flashbang.
This is exactly what capitalism is: someone who's idle makes more money than the actual workers. Fuck capitalism!!!
Megacorps has shareholders. Tell me, how many shareholders are there in Valve? What's their current stock price?