"What's five hundred million times zero? AND DON'T SAY IT'S ZERO!"

Are you seriously suggesting we try learning from the past?!?

A WITCH! BURN THEM!

Not Constantinople..?

What does King Koopa have to do with any of this?

I'm always gonna see Pip and Merry with influencer hair now, and it's all your fault!

"Hi, I'm the guy from the video you just watched. He's a clipshow of the video you just watched."

I knew that keg full of avian droppings i keep under the stairs would come in handy one day! A good Belter never throws anything away!

"LOOK AT ME CORPORATE DADDY! I STILL LOVE YOU! YOU CAN STEP ON THIS SNEK!"

-finitebanjo

You're all over this thread, deepthroating the proverbial boot. Keep it up, but just know that no matter how much you lick and love that little foot glove, it won't love you back.

🎶🎵 Welcome to my shop! Let me trim your mop! Let me shave your crop! DAINtily! 🎵🎶

"One dead CEO."

"Many more to go."

Just quoting my favorite construction equipment, please don't ban.

FUCKING EMBARRASSING!

"Hey Ross, when you were yelling 'piv-AT piv-AT,' what did you mean?"

Ever heard of the cable channel TLC? You might change you assessment...

They do. They're just drones, tho.

Remember the poors killing that sweet, innocent healthcare denier? Well, DON'T!

LOOK! DRONES!

Well I'll be hornswoggled in duck sauce! Asked and delivered!

Which fictional billionaire has more money, Forest Gump, or Bruce Wayne? This is the head to head i want to see.

"Taylor Hanson is a boy?!? OH GAWD..!"

Blue Cross backpedaled real fuckin' hard on the whole "we won't pay for your surgeries anesthesia" things right after.