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irelephant 🍭 @lemm.ee

2d ago

Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

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What is your official statement on the 'is a hotdog a sandwich' debate?

What is the secret to becoming happy

give me a secure password

Hey girl! Would you like to become the mascot of Lemmy? The pay is $0 and people will mis-species you, but you are probably immune to doxing so it's all good. None would stand against you.

Give me your best pickup line.
- ][pkkn n
  
  Thanks, I'll use this!

How can we stop and reverse the rise of fashism all across Europe?
- r5rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrygv
  
  Thanks i will but that on my poster for the next demonstration.

What kind of effect will the 25% tariffs on canadian metals have on the economic relationship between America and Canada? Well there be any long term ramifications because of this political move? Or is this preformative and the status quo will be maintained?

Your guinea pig likes special characters alot.

are you now or have you recently been a party to a crime
- 999999999999999jin
  
  yes officer, this guinea pig right here

This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.

What's the correct pronunciation for "GIF"?

What’s a guinea pigs favorite food?
- 0-]]]]]]]]]]ipoknb
  
  Egg in a cup Several plates Sitting on pork n beans

a/s/l?
- 3wedtrf nb
  
  3, non binary?
  
  Bummer, the age gap between us it too big and you live in another country. Oh well, can you send nudes anyway?

Is AM stupid?
- =0jjinb
  
  Understandable.

What’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?
- She turned on airplane mode with this one.
- l.A+

wazzup ??
- z\vuI []V76V/*./=
  
  good g-pig

How do you feel about 2025 so far?
- 9999999999999iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijmn
  
  Same, little guy. Same.

Oh, mighty guinea pig, why is your species called pig in so many languages if it's not related to porcines?
- ;jkm,6 ew92

I need a new password for my bank account. Any suggestions?
- `1232qwsyrxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  
  Perfect, thank you!

What should I have for lunch?
- -9I9HY4KQTRE
  
  Sushi! Good call.

can I have a cheeseburger?
- . vde
  
  <3

How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?
- 84
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  Mood.

Don’t have a question I just wanna get an answer from a guinea pig
- g ..............................................................................llll.v

If you could have 3 wishes, what would you wish for?
- -----------------------------ppppppppppppl,kmmmmmml

Which Silent Hill game is your favorite?
- 9999iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijjn

Where's your favorite place to poop?
- &AAT%%%%%%&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&^000000vb cccccc .c.
  
  Ah yes always a good choice.

What are the top signs someone's having a stroke?
- 111wdf v
  
  lol

Can you generate a random password for me?
- Happy cake day btw.
- 333333333333333333333333333wsddcv nn
  
  All I see is a bunch of asterisks.
  
  That’s pretty weak… is our typomaniac a russian asset?

How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?
- [[[[[[[[[[[[pllkn xx
  
  You're the expert!
  
  This pig thinks it's sooo smart

How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?
- ``````````````````````````1`1qwASXC X

That's more than I've peed on OP's keyboard
- Luckily, she didn't pee on the keyboard (yet)
  
  Did the guinea pig write this?

What is the nuclear launch code?
- ......................
  ffew2
  
  Not too far from covfefe go wonder…
  
  Seems legit

when you close your eyes, what do you see?
- `,,,,IBTMREXWC4EQ
  
  i feel enlightened, thank you 🖤

What is the worst thing about Peru?
- 4rtfrv
- 😂

What is your favorite game?
- =]]]]]]]][im
  
  Based
  
  Sounds like a interesting game. Do you play it with someone

What is my Lemmy password?
- [p
  p[ pl l;,

IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.
- Not AI, but I was inspired:
  Carp swim,
  if whim.
  Name Tim,
  Love him!
  Yeah, that's pretty much on the level of "Poem for your sprog"...
- `111111wsxxxxxxxxx
  
  I feel silly now for ever thinking that it might be an AI-driven guinea pig. No machine would have said that.

Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?
- cdswerewsddsd
  d[ sd
  
  Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.

How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?
- 88yng c
  
  88 indeed

Fresh carrots or fresh grass?
- qsXC CX
  
  Carrots was indeed the obvious answer

You would never poop on the keyboard... Would you?
- YBTYDLRr

This is the funnest thing I've seen all weekend!
- That's not a question?

Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?
- wedsc
  
  Such a beautiful language

What is the encryption key for the nuclear launch codes
- O)O))))))))))))))o
  
  That's pretty close, the Permissive Action Link code was 00000000 for about 20 years.
  This hamster is clearly in the know...

What would be your ideal breakfast?
- rdddddddddtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc
  
  Same, love rdddddddddtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc

What is your name, and have you ever travelled Internationally?
- p
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  Makes oddly sense in the sounds of guinea pigs.

Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.
- We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards
  
  Or a large chunk of politicians with guinea pigs - they'd probably do more...or in some cases they'd do less which would be a positive thing.

Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.
- "#I won't pay those high prices for that ravioli, ravioli-oli now!"
  First of October
- 8888888u98

How are you so cute?
- -----------------ppll,
  
  💯 frfr no cap

If you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn't feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical
- no
  
  I like to think you actually took her feet and typed "no" with them so she still wrote this
  
  "clever girl..."

what's your favourite food?
- [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;l,;
  
  Is that an elephant dick?

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
- gt nn gfgggggggggggggggfxz
  
  Bold answer. I respect that.
- 2048 chickens.

Who did you vote for last election?
- jlkmm . ..................
  
  Don’t blame me, I voted for jlkmm . ..................

If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points
- L KMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMK ,kkkkkkkkkkkk

Teach me a new tongue twister
- p[[[[plllll

Read any good books lately?
- h4j4nm
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