Owls are so incredibly expressive, and it makes for hilarious photos.

Now I started thinking of the "look how calm she is" video, haha.

Hey, Viktor, what if you give 20% of your country to Putin, then perhaps he'll agree to get the heck out of Ukraina and we can live forever in peace?

He's there on an intelligence gathering mission for Putin, isn't he?

Let's hope they choke.

If it's not dead it would be approximately 80 years old by now, definitely setting a world record.

It makes up for it by having a brain shaped like a battleship gun battery.

Lacking the power of patience you went mad, to the point of not even realizing the planet fell apart. You continue to feel trapped.

But think of all the great things that await you; disappointments, anxiety, fear.. and you get to toil and sweat to help others get rich. It's fabulous.

McLaren spent 2000 euros to tell the stewards "we think it sucks that Piastri lost that lap".

What, uhm.. were they debuting in?

We've achieved all targets;

• Hans has begun buttoning his pants
• Fixed watercooler leak
• Red pencils are now back in stock
• Marie has stopped getting wasted during afterworks
• Tommy has read only access to "office rules" document

For an amusing read on how well their navy did against the Japanese, in 1905, check out Battle of Tsushima.

The Russians lost 5.045 and 21 ships (more captured and/or damaged). Japan lost 117 and 3 torpedo boats.

Here's an entertaining video on their journey to Japan.

Well deserved, a future WDC, no question about it. /s

The fourth guy from the right looks so confident; oh yeah, you think you got what it takes? Bring it!

I guess he was ready to play.

PSA: I'm probably old enough to be your father, let me have my terrible jokes/puns.

Good, we're going to need lots of good whisky when the shit really starts to hit the fan.

So we had to sacrifice the planet, big deal.. the rich will be just fine. /s

This reminds me of the early days of the Model S; a friend of mine was an early adopter and he himself was surprised if it went two weeks without having to bring it in for something or the other.

Oh, and the dashboards that would occasionally freeze while driving. Luckily, Tesla knew it was a piece of shit, so you could just press and hold two buttons to reboot it.

Back when a solid plank was all I took to protect you from rifle fire. Or does the encasing serve some other purpose, perhaps?

I bet he's angry because he knows the built in mics are crap and will pick up just as much noise as they will music, and then he got even angrier as he considered how Poland was part of the USSR and that there was no way he'd be able to pick up a high quality microphone for an affordable price.