Don't mind the people saying he's not actually dead yet, here's Penis Prager commenting on the matter:
You log off, who dies?
My only contact with the outside world
He isn't actually dead
Well that's my day ruined
I do
Knowing my luck, probably Parenti.
And if that's the case, why haven't you logged off yet?
Look me in the eye and tell me you want our precious yellow man to die
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PRAGER DIED?!?!
He's just injured after a fall as far as I know
And if that's the case, why haven't you logged off yet?
Some random middle-aged guy from Ohio named Dave. This is why I must never log off, for Dave’s sake.
If I log off, it is because I have died. I am not certain that I exist outside of the bear site. This simulacrum has only a tangential relation to the meatsack that operates it.
Oh wait it's also possible that the meatsack lost the password, that's been known to happen.
In that case, the spirit would live on.
Joe Biden, but that's just playing the odds really
Year of the 4 presidents pls 🤞
“There's an old saying on Reddit — I know it's on Hexbear, probably on Reddit — that says, log out once, shame on — shame on you. Log out — you can't log out again.”
"Log out one time, shame on you. Log out two times, can't put the blame on you. Log out three times, fuck the peace sign, load the chopper let it rain on you."
You log off, who dies?
Probably me. Also weak bait, i'm not gonna touch grass.
I've logged off before, it just made some random terf with 64 friends on facebook stub her toe really hard. Kind of a let down tbh.
An elderly Scottish woman named Gladys.
Long ago, when Gladys was young and reckless, she stumbled upon the book within which all fate is written. Skimming through the pages, she came upon the moment of her death and in a fit of rage and fear tore it free from the book. Hence forth she cannot die until the conditions of the page are complete. The last remaining of which is that I log off from Hexbear.
Fearing her coming demise, she has cursed me that should she die then so shall I and thus we are locked within this eternal cosmic struggle. Neither of us allowed to meet our final fate until the
button is pressed.What if you hit refresh on the site and get a 502?
nice try
If I've logged off it just means I died fighting in the counter-counter-revolution during the great socialist uprising in the West after the Second US Civil War. For the Revolution!
But no serious, I have no life and shitposting is therapy for me.
Only thing besides death or banning that will make me log off is the Revolution so A Lot Of People.
Both Clintons.
