I would be so excited, I quit drinking but I would make an exception just for that one time.

imagine describing 9/11 as "that whole plane thing"

I'm stealing this idea.

We're not safe anywhere

How do you shuffle your cards to get one upside down?

What am I looking at?

What the hell Xi? Take that back right now! You think you're Macron, being all neoliberal and shit? You're supposed to set a good example. I hope you get a ton of protests everywhere in China.

I know two people on that poster, which is two people too many.

In the meantime I'll just blindly believe it because it sounds like something that they would do.

HK-SC-011, I'm sorry my main characteristic is horny

It's a bot that just says that Radio Free Asia is completely unbiased every time you post an RFA link, absolutely nothing to be concerned about.

He would have, and those chuds would have cheered for it.

I don't know, do you eat mice and vomit their bones?

If I didn't know Musk, I would think that he's campaigning for Kamala.

At least I'll be able to pretend that I have a life of my dating profile now.

Eh, my cat has never enjoyed eating her regular cat food unless I add nooch to it.

So I would just add nooch to her vegan kibbles and I'm sure she'll enjoy them.

I know it's not a real photo because it shows a capitalist trickling down the economy.

Sorry sweaty, Russia is as commie as it gets really, it's a dictatorship that hates gays and Jews, and their supreme leader Putler is currently trying to invade Europe to recreate the USSR. It ticks all the communist check boxes. I'm disgusted to even say that, but the Hexfash are correct this time.

Hey at least you don't have to vacuum all the broken pieces of glass from inside your car.

oh no the libs are gonna get so pissed

The Amsterdam Dungeon is really fun, it's a series of rooms with actors presenting the darker sides of the Amsterdam history. They make the visitors a part of the show.