I like how it leaves in a swiggity swooty fashion.
How have I never noticed that these goobers don't have arms or nothin. I can't imagine this thing walking in any way other than a swiggity swooty approach.
This is God's creature right here.
Truly a doofus of a bird.
I had to rewatch the video to make sure I got an exact image of what swiggity swooty means
>barges into view
>releases 20,000 demons
>refuses to elaborate
>and he waddled away (waddle waddle)I can hear the dinosaur in itâŠ
Like it ate a little dinosaur? But how??
Husband: I want one of those! /s
Wife: who needs a rooster when you can hear that all night long??
Ah, so the kiwi has a bird body but still uses its dinosaur voice.
All birds use their dinosaur voices.
I thought kiwis spoke English.
They say "LILILILILILI!" Then cut your throat with a thrown chakram that bounced off the throat of the guy beside you.
My favorite author is a kiwi who writes In English and teaches it, but for all I know she sounds like the video
Nightmare Potato.
When it ran away was pretty great.
My job here is done! Away!
âUntil next timeâ
This is the sound of an animal with no natural predators.
Nonsense, I remember watching a documentary as a kid that the tasmanian devil would spin around into a little tornado and eat kiwis.
There is currently chaos in my house. I played this on my phone without headphones and my dogs have absolutely lost their shit. The Miniature Pinscher, being a Miniature Pinscher, was barking and spinning and occasionally attacking his spaniel brother who just has this "WTF BRO" face of horror on. Mayhem.
PS: He's calmed down...after a close to ten minute freak out.
Play it again!
As it goes with Min-Pins, he couldn't give less of a shit the second time around. He's over it.
Yep, our Iggy ran all the way out to the back yard prancing around tail up, barking at the intruder back inside the house. The other two are sitting in bed with me with a 'wtf was that!' expression.
My cat just had a very similar response =)
Sounds just like the sounds newer trucks make when they back up: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Wt1_51EVA
I don't believe this is a real animal.
It's a fruit
Birds aren't real
This is a dinosaur
Yes.
Sounds just like the fruit.
Worst alarm clock ever.
And that's what you really need to wake up
I eat kiwi all the time and I ain't never heard them make a sound.
They're obviously dead before they put the them out at the grocery store. I bet you don't see yours running around outside either.
Screams of a thousand dark souls...
slowed down would sound like the stereotypical t-rex
Also a very interesting run style.
So melodious.
I suddenly understand the inspiration behind shows like Lost being made:-).
I'm still bitter about the ending.
I kept waiting for the show to be finished being made. I didn't want like a Game of Thrones scenario (even though that one hadn't happened yet:-).
Finally I relented and watched season 1. It was so good! Then I heard about the show's ending and... never bothered to watch the rest.:-(
I guess it saved me a bunch of time, so there's that. đ
If memory serves me correctly it's named for the sound it makes
Kiiiiii wiiiiiiii
Yeah its exactly like a Pokemon. I had no idea they went "kiwi kiwi" in a cute voice like this.
That's some Jurassic Park stuff, right there
Holy piss I did not expect that
Sounds like a slipping serpentine belt.
Imagine you're camping, it's 2:00 a.m., and you hear that noise!
Sounds like one of my 10 alarms, all with different tones, to make sure I wake up. This one is Krypton on Android.
I actually wasn't expecting it to be that shade of color either.
They are brown - just looks like that with the spotlight
Thanks! Was about to ask about the Darwinian prospects of a flightless, wingless avian colored like a medium rare steak.
This is 90% what I expected a kiwi to sound like.
This reminds me so much of the scrabs of Oddworld
yes, thank you! i knew i recognized the sound.
Decided to scroll before I said the same thing!
Wow, I came here to say this too! I wonder if the devs knew!
Who triggered the robot's theft alarm?
It sounded exactly how I expected.
I expected more of a little squeaky "Wehh!"
Think I found the new screamer for my band
Well, kiwis are clearly evil. I never knew! I've always liked the little buggers, and felt bad for them with the whole giant egg situation.
But that's a demon. It deserves egg pain. Shame it only gets the females.
I was expecting the video to be of someone eating a fruit.
Drive by
Imagine this waking you up at 4am.
It kinda sounds like Ridley from the GBA Metroid games. I never knew he was a Kiwi, but I guess that's my new head-canon.
That's downright horrifying.
New fear
That sounds like a pokemon
what brand and model of flashlight were you using for that video?
He created a small supernova contained by an energy field that requires similar power than what is used by CERN..
