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Heatmap of compound curse words used online. (sourced from reddit: 2006-2020)

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Heatmap of compound curse words used online. (sourced from reddit: 2006-2020)

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'wank clown' is crimininaly under utilised.
- Fucking libnozzle.
  
  Is libsucker even an insult?
  I'm liking "scumwaffle"; as in you "filthy scumwaffle"
- Here is an opportunity to use it: https://sh.itjust.works/post/25206228
- We are sleeping on lib goblin

Shut up, dirt hat!
- why don't you say that to my face, dip goblin!
  
  Oh I for sure know a few dip goblins, they leave trails of brown-filled water bottles everywhere.
- Trust a wank clown to call someone a dirt hat.
- Justice for dirt hat

This is survivorship bias. You can't look at the chart for low-use curses. You have to look for what isn't there, you rhino flossers.

I'm looking for the lighter squares for more innovative-sounding ones. Like Trump Goblin and Scum Wit
- Wank clown
  
  Look here bum boy
- There are some that are just unusable. I mean, dirthat and dirttard? Who are you going to say that to? Butting into the gardening comms like:
  Look here all you dirttards! Man made structures are the best! I see dirthats sayin’ shit like “plants are helpful to the environment! They’re tasty!” BUT NOT AS GOOD AS MAN MADE FOOD! Why don’t you go bury yourselves, you pathetic dirtwit!
- lib sucker
  trump nozzle
  wank sucker
  lib nozzle
  
  Wank sucker is not used enough
- Scum wit reminds me of a good ol' Morrowind slur, S'Wit. Means like, slackwit, slowwit or something to that effect.
- Ya cum-lord

Seems to be missing "hole," "canoe," and "whistle."
- Bucket

I'm going to become a champion for the lesser curses, like 'wankclown'.
Edit: getting replied to by a load of scumwits. disgraceful behaviour
- Trump goblin
- You'd like that you libnozzle.
- "Dirthat" has some potential
  
  Dirt Hat hackers now means Eco activist hackers, I've declared it.

A few of my favourites that haven't been called out in the comments yet:
bumsucker
assass
scumstick
dogboy
poophat
pissshit
wankbag
dirtclown
- tbh i'm a bit of a dirtclown, but i have a friend who is a proper wankbag.
- One of my friends always used to say well I'm going to go take a shitpiss.
- dogboy
  How are dogboys an insult? Woof woof!
- assass
  Makes me doubt the whole chart. Who is using this ever?
  
  Maybe it's picking up words like "assassin" unintentionally

wanksucker is definitely too light, that seems like a great combo

Imma need a screen shot of someone on reddit having posted “dipboy”.
- OP delivered

Poor 'dipstick' being so high on the list. I wonder how often it's actually used as a pejorative vs the tool being mentioned in car subreddits.

Where did these fucktards come up with this list?
- Reddit
  
  Buncha wankstains

Once again demonstrating the versatility of "fuck".

Missed several of George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV:
Shit ✅ Piss ✅ Fuck ✅ Cock ✅ Cunt ❌ Cocksucker ✅ Motherfucker ❌ And Tits ❌
Tits, meet toots! Toots, tits! Sounds like a breakfast cereal 🥣😋!

Ya'll need to start calling people dirt-hats

Gonna start uaing Wank Clown, and try to drive its popularity up. That one is totally underrated, idk why I haven't thought of it
- Next time I get called a “lib” I’m gonna be like your mums a “lib sucker”.

I like the band that clearly indicates the versatility of shit, dick, and fuck.
I'm also curious as to why "shitshit" isn't among the least used combinations on this chart.
- Only a libnozzle would be wondering about "shitshit"
  
  Spoken like a true Wanksucker.
  
  Why don't you come over here and say that to my face, you dirtwit!
- Probably used when someone is saying "oh shit, shit, SHIT" but the data only scraped the first two uses. That's my guess, anyways.

The fact Cunt is not on this list…….. the Australians are gonna be pissed
- I wonder what words they'll use to express that anger.
  
  strewth
  
  Easy “pussy ass, cum guzzing, fucking ass, cunts” and I will throw in a fucking wanker; you twat
- Well in Australia that line would be entirely red. In Australia, "cunt" is how you pronounce the comma.

Cockgoblin was always a favorite of mine. It's just so fun to say.
- cockgobblin...
  
  Everyone needs a skill.
  
  I have a PhD in this, don’t mock.
- Knobgoblin nicely rolls off the tongue

Can we just appreciate that Trump made it into the data.

I have never once seen "fuck goblin" but this chart indicates it's not unsaid, just that it's not used quite as frequently as the other combinations.
- Prominently used on the anti kids subreddit I think
  
  r/childfree tended to use "crotchgoblin" a lot. I sure did when I was there.

Which fuckbuckets are saying shitlord so much?

Trumptard makes a lot of sense given the year range.

What about the good old classics, like motherfucker? Am I the only one who still says motherfucker?
- Because "mother" doesn't really combine with anything else.
  
  Classic motherlord behavior
- Nah motherfucker I say that shit all the motherfucking time.

Alright, Poopgoblin is now my go to. I am going to bring those numbers up.

I have GOT to find a way to use twat waffle. Maybe I'll practice for a few months, repeat it in my head over and over with different intonations, rehearse my delivery in the shower or in quiet moments on the train. And when it is ready I will find the one perfect time and place to unleash it. It will be epic.
Holidays are coming up... It is gonna be a jolly twat waffle Christmas.

Dog lord isn't exactly high frequency, but it's higher than I would've guessed.

cum-ass

We used to call people things like "dickwad" and "dillweed" back in the day
- Was dillweed a Beavis and butthead thing?
  
  Randomly started watching that 70s show after seeing that 90s show on Netflix and they use dillweed all the time.

I'm enjoying "lib-bag"

What an utter wank clown.
- Yeah that's a good one.

Fucknugget is a good surprisingly used term

Dirttard scumwit wankclown goes surprisingly hard

Bumwaffle def needs more love!

No, you're a Trump Nozzle
- We should be using more "trump goblin."

How come I’ve never used twatwaffle before?
- Just kind of rolls off the tongue doesn't it? Lovely alliteration.
- I felt the same of poop goblin. Although Trump hat caught me off guard

Shitlord is surprisingly common
- As is trumptard.

That is correct, I am not likely to sling "trump nozzle," at anyone. Fun chart, great share, thanks!

No cunt? I feel like cunt should be on both axis!
- only a cuntcunt would propose this

I can see why scum wit or dirt tard isn't used often. But lib sucker, in right wing areas?

I'm stealing fuck sucker

Poor fuck. Not at the top of the list, but the most compounded.
- I'm surprised fuckfuck gets even that much usage
  
  Probably "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!"

Wait, no one is gonna talk about twat waffle? how does waffle become a curse word?

Oh, new combos all over!
"Nozzle Goblin"

Ooh, going to add bumgoblin to my repertoire

As a profanity enthusiast this is relevant to my interests, you scumwit dirttard wanksucker.

Today i learned...
A few new insulting word combinations. Today was a good day .

The issue is they don't know the context these words are used in. Stain could be talking about how to remove a tough stain on clothing. Waffle could be people cooking waffles, etc
- It's specifically using compound words of the left + top words together, so I think that's already filtered out save for typos, very specific stains, and eccentric breakfast option
  
  Omg I looked at this early in the morning. Didn't even realize it was compound words. Fuck me I'm nothing but a scumwaffle douchelord
- Hey Jeff did you clean the waffenozzle in time for the rush? We need that batter to dispense cleanly and evenly.

I tried to share this on facebook.
They removed it for "bad language"
- What dipnozzles
- i would say use diaspora instead.
  but facebook dominates normie space, ..and all space ( except alt & tech space . often of an elite flavor)

Cock-lord
- Dirt-tard!!!!!!

Dipfuck??

so many combos, definitely saving this chart!

Ass clown standing out

Is fuckboy really a curse word?

you can tell this is heavily US-oriented since there is no word for leftists. there's just "lib-" for liberals, and "trump-" plus 18 others for conservatives.

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