What is your default "oh shit" expletive for when something bad happens?
At home:
At school:
In places where I can say fuck: "Ah, fuck."
In places where I can't say fuck: "Ah, ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffudge."
Personally big fan of mincing the swear to “Ah fffff-for crying out loud.”
This is the way
I've got two that i don't know where they started. If something happens suddenly like stubbing my toe or being surprised/scared I'll literally go "GOLLY" If I'm angry at getting killed in Overwatch or something I go " Suck my left dick" which I can't trace at all
Similar vibe to a fav, "fuck off the edge of my dick"
Pretty sure that one's a Super Best Friends original
recently i've noticed myself saying "god damn you" to inanimate objects a lot. it goes much harder than just "god damn it"
Death to America
"fucking dogshit"
I have dogs, and sometimes they have that really huge smelly poop that instantly falls apart when touched. Trying to clean the yard can be an exercise in frustration. That frustration translates.
- Wah! (an actual demonstration of sadness feels healthy)
Best said with Waluigi pronunciation
fugg
fugg :DDD
I blame Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures for teaching me "Aiya!" and my usage had only gotten more frequent.
YEBAAAAAT'
Muthafuckin gahdamn orange peel beef
I say "Christ on sale" a lot, which I think I first heard in an episode of Archer. Otherwise usually just an ad
chain of invective.Around others: crap
Just me: either crap or shite
Usually "god fucking dammit" or "jesus fucking christ" or "for fucks sake" but anything with ye olde f-bomb will do in a pinch
I'm a simple them raised by Sam Jackson movies; "motherfuck" and all its possible variants dependent on the source of the bullshit. That, "scheisse", "blin", and "blyat". Blame Rammstein and a misspent childhood in 1.6 lobbies for those last three.
Around kids: shazbot
Alone or around adults: well, shitfire.
What the fluff
Removed
Motherfuck
Ay what
[Name of person I'm talking to], what the fuck?
I've been doing AH BOB SAGET basically since that video was first around
it's either "dagnabit" or "fuck me with a rake"
Dad vs Uncle energy
Dad vs Uncle is a fine name for a rock band
grandpa vs other grandpa energy
fuck. simple
i love how we're autistic as hell, but our fucks are v evocative.
Shit on my balls
When i start getting really frustrated i just start combining vulgar body parts and prepositions. "Tits up my dick" is a pretty common one.
Probably "Oh hell", courtesy of my crush on Captain John Sheridan.
what the frick
Fuck me sideways
Or some expletive in a language other than English. Cursing in English doesn't have the same impact.
Fuckin' Hell
I just say "problem" usually
The usual f--- word
Others: Pu---- Ina
Sacre Quebecois: calice, sacrement, not to repeat the t-word
"oh cock". Got it from James May
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Different Variations of "Chinga tu Madre"
Nothing beats the classic "chin". Short and snappy
"god [fucking] damn it" and you've gotta enunciate each word. great for when you break something, accidentally hurt yourself, or get bad news. has a lot of range. use the word fucking as optional spice.
Oh god, my goodness, fuck me in the ass
[melody: "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"]
"Oh God!" "Goodness!" "Fuck me in the ass!"
Say these words and know this too shall pass
When you're hurt, words ease your pain
Even when they're said in vain
"Oh God! "Goodness!" "Fuck me in the ass!"
Say these words and know this too shall pass
Really like "shit sucking - mother fuckin'"
about 80% of what i call a personality comes from compulsively mirroring my media consumption choices.
at home:
professionally:
i worked for a long time in a public facing, public servant role for smaller communities and conditioned myself to not talk like i did in my 20s. even when i do slip one out, it's usually muttered and disguised in some kind of vague exhaling mouth noise.
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Frick
crap dangit
O kurwa
If it’s something that pisses me off, like my phone falling out of my breast pocket, “GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.” Every single time—really sped up and nasally if it’s something that’s just irritating, and when it’s something really bad, the “damn it” is usually screamed.
If it’s something like, say, taking a long drag off my vape and then finding out it’s dead, or seeing the bus go by *as I’m standing at the bus stop, I’ll always say “Oh fuck off.”
the good ol' blasphemous "jesus fucking christ"