i was leaving house to go to street fest when phone buzz
"Trump is shoot"
"no"
31 0 ReplyIn my kitchen getting my Sisyphussy ate
Read: doing the GOD DAMNED NEVER ENDING STREAM OF DISHES, and getting mobbed by needy and/or curious pets the whole time. NO, YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU CAN NOT STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE DISHWASHER. GET AWAY FROM THOSE KNIVES. STOP TRYING TO BEG FOR UPPIES BY CLAWING ME IN THE ASS. DON'T LIE DOWN IN THE WALKWAY LIKE A BEARSKIN RUG WHILE I AM TROMPING BACK AND FORTH WITH POTS AND PANS.
28 0 ReplyThis is very relatable
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Nice try
23 0 ReplyThe grassy knoll
There was a miscommunication at Langley
19 0 ReplyThings just haven't been the same at Langley since H W died. Without him in charge the assassination standards have declined.
9 0 ReplyCIA assassins used to hit their targets. Can’t anymore because of woke.
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I was having a party at my house when my friend came back from taking a piss and announced Trump got shot
So much good posting missed because I was touching grass
19 0 ReplySitting on my couch watching Hunter x Hunter reaction mashups on YouTube
17 0 ReplyAh, my favorite gay anime.
9 0 ReplyDope
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poopin while being motorboated
16 0 ReplyOn a rooftop facing the rally
15 0 ReplyBook depository building in Texas. Got my directions mixed up.
15 0 ReplyI was in your walls
13 0 Replyi woke from a short nap and just saw the news mega had 200 new comments
12 0 Replysleeping on my couch. Honk SHUUU Honk SHUUU
12 0 Replyur mom
12 0 ReplyWalking my dog
12 0 ReplyShitposting after work.
12 0 ReplySleeping
11 0 ReplyBaking.
10 0 ReplyI was waiting to pick up a McDonald's order with my friend before we went to their house to watch some AEW, lol.
9 0 ReplyI was watching Avatar (2009)
9 0 ReplyI just rewatched avatar for the maybe 10th time after reading your comment. It still stands up. I like the message.
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Over there.
8 0 Replyat a campsite in China
7 0 Replysleeping
7 0 ReplyWhere I always seem to be when something cool happens: at work
7 0 Replyfuckin ur mom
6 0 ReplyIn my kitchen cooking spaghetti
6 0 Replyat a campsite in france
6 0 ReplyAt a party in a cabin in the woods
6 0 ReplyMe and my partner were getting Thai food after kayaking. Was actually quite a nice day.
6 0 ReplyBuying a pizza.
5 0 ReplyI was legit reading some manga and was about to go to sleep but opened Hexbear and found out that big wet boy got shot and went on for two hours arguing with Reddit liberals about it.
5 0 ReplyI was waiting on zepot to arrive, and a notification from the rational national popped up (idk how he is nowadays, haven't really kept up with his perspective on things)
4 0 Replysneezing
4 0 ReplyI uh... I was at home playing video games... and I have three witnesses that can vouch!
4 0 ReplyListening to Hasan, working up the willpower to go workout
Then he swapped over to it live
(I did do a workout though. Later, but still)
3 0 ReplyShitposting on H E X B E A R . N E T
3 0 ReplyCooking a nice pilaf
3 0 ReplyBased, how do you make it?
4 0 ReplyI'm experimenting with some different recipes. I finally got a nice dutch oven, so I'm going a little crazy seeing what I can cook with it
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