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I am 5 years alcohol free today.
  • College or HS? because if hs, same. Like 2015 for a lil bit of college but that's it and I've screwed up my gpa, still think I should go back just to have a piece of paper saying I'm learneded so I plan on moving back to Massachusetts... Somehow... I'll probably post about it lmao

  • suddenly political
  • I get told about politics a lot, I just being up uncomfortable truths. Whoops. Guess I'll just stick a dick in my mouth and stfu... Wait there I go being political again. Dang can't ever seem to stop.

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  • At this point IDK if this is for it against and idc, just pointing it how it could be an issue for most men. I'm not really one for marriage and would rather be single. I myself don't want meaningless sex but to be exploratory(kinks, trauma, neuroses[basically amatuer sexual therapy and seeing what exactly makes me tick and what I actually like because I still don't really know]) and if I would marry them I probably would've been fwbs at first, because idk I'm not one to care about 'sanctity', and would like to know I'm physically / sexuality compatible along with everything else. I just don't see this as someone who's prioritizing ownership of a hole and more of a physical insecurity by mentally comparing themselves to people they've fucked or would've fucked previously.

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  • "Man she's hot, not like you though honey, remember I married you, because I love you, not because I enjoy sex with you."

    I don't think anybody should be comparing anyone to their partner(s) and doing this will always lead to issues. Saying I'd rather marry you than bang you is kinda an issue, not because they aren't going to bang but it can hurt because of whatever insecurities they might have.

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  • Amab. I get it but it sounds backhanded af. Like you're with him more for security, comfort, resources, and less for personality or physical attraction (which isn't the end all be all, but can help a person, y'know, get there). And it could be a multitude of things but idk saying that you wouldn't boink your partner if they were in a line up of boinkable dudes while you were in a period that you really wanna boink doesn't necessarily feel good. "I don't want to have casual relations, but I would really like to marry you (for your womb to birth my offspring though)" - some strawman idk

  • many g*mers yearn for the bear
  • It does have sentience and can consent though because it's actually an adult(better be) hooman that can shapeshift. So I get it, but it IS different.

    But idk how quickly you could explain that to someone who caught you jerking it to the cutscene, who's trying to leave ASAP.

  • Check out this short king from the 1700's. He would put a bladder filled with red juice in a bible, stab it, spray the "blood" on slavers and say they'd killed the bible. Dude rocked
  • Yep. Always taught this or that was the norm and yada yada yada. Like I get that, but we were never taught anything like this, perhaps out of ignorance because whatever they were taught excluded numerous progressive figures, or imo, didn't want to teach about those who challenge the status quo, unless they're sufficiently whitewashed and defanged.

  • Idk what to do

    I have incredible tooth pain rn and I'm not employed and don't have dental insurance. To my knowledge a hospital won't do anything unless it's an emergency. But it's not like I can do much of anything besides attempt to sleep through it and treat it with oral benzocaine and oragel. It's been like this on and off for the last 4 years. I'm so distraught that I'm considering waking into traffic. I hate this and just want to stop existing. Is there anything y'all can recommend? I'm in Pinellas county Florida if that helps. Currently donating plasma and the sodium citrate is seemingly making the pain worse.

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    Are we still voting for Markiplier

    Or do we vote for our first black woman for president, or still vote 3rd party? Is she still too far right to push left? Do we think as registered Dems we could get concessions? Very !bottom-speak coded but I'd rather have more time to go !anti-shinra-action !ecoterrorism !an-tifa !adventure-time in all honesty. Harm reduction yada yada. But I'd rather not have an escalation of violence, whether explicit or implicit from the right. We could also try to challenge incumbent Dems and get more new blood into the system and see if that can shake things up for the better. Maybe she's hiding her power level and will go all !black-knight-zero Hey, at least we've gotten the old stubborn man to listen, Jack!

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    Kmfdm-Quake

    Just a banger. No other reason for sharing. !janet-wink

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    Looking for funnies and some serious input about what Dems should do and how to get them there.

    Opinions on how to get Dems to change course? Do we decide to vote Republican to stick it to the man, not vote, write in, 3rd party, or the spiciest, !adventure-time but without intentionally killing them (just so my !fedposting handler knows I'm not for senseless violence), just to threaten and have them step down without bloodshed (probably not for the next !cheems though, but what can be done)

    Or do we just watch our cuck in chief watch Jill as she makes Macron-i sounds.

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    My fyp has been pretty good today

    Some recent bangers If you want to share a tiktok load the share URL in your browser first. Copy the resulting URL without the &_t= at the end.

    https://www.tiktok.com/@cosmicmorra/photo/7391326071838248235

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theyfwmajora/video/7391294219190619434

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    The borderlands movie is gonna suck azz isn't it...

    It'll be fine for whoever hasn't played through the games but kinda seems like they hacked up the source material and shat into its dying carcass.

    Kevin Hart is playing Roland who's 5'11". Lilith is 22 being played by Cate Blanchette who's in her 50's. I guess Jamie Lee Curtis fits the aesthetic of Tannis but in the trailer doesn't exhibit the same mannerisms. And then claptrap is voiced by Jack Black but has a filter on to sound more like the goober anyways. Maybe it's the !gamer-gulag in me but I'm really thinking this is gonna suck. Like they could've gotten Terry Crews for Roland, Brandon Rogers for claptrap(just someone a little unhinged and funny as hell) , some youngish, mildly attractive white chick for Lilith, I guess krieg is fine just needs to be slightly slimmer, I guess the tiny tina is ok too but there's not enough energy imo. And the rest of the cast might work but there's nothing about them in the trailer. And it feels like they just used the characters like dolls for a script they came up with set in that universe. Like why not expand upon the lore either before we meet them on the bus, or in between 1 and 2 similar to the presequel, or between 2 and 3 (I never played the tell tale games... !side-eye-1 !side-eye-2 ) or just really anything else. They could've followed other wacky vault hunters on other planets and could've had them interact with the main cast of 1 2 and 3, depending on when they wanted to set the story. Idk it just seems like a lack of creativity in all departments involved in the making of the movie. I might pirate it tho just to see how bad it really is.

    It's just slop but it always happens to the Vidya Game movies. !whywhywhywhywhy what're y'all's take on it? Am I just !yells-at-cloud

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    For the American chapos

    Who are we voting for this election?

    Voting in a bourgeois democracy yada yada... But seriously if we all came together and went out to !vote, who'd it be? I saw joke responses for Markiplier that seemed to gain traction on tiktok the same day, other comments here and on YouTube proposed Jill Stein(or it was just yt and my mind is playing tricks). Asking because I had had a discussion with my roommate (the other roommate that isn't the LL) and he said something along the lines of if I don't vote I don't get to complain, which i don't agree with but understand the sentiment. That and we discussed more of an importance of local elections rather than national. And idk I'm not one for caring anymore. If things were better and more hopeful I'd try but teeth hurt and it's not getting better, hair is falling out, body is weak, diet is shit, youth is gone, and I've nothing to show for it. So I definitely don't care anymore and more than likely won't participate myself unless I really see some sort of movement even then I'd probably walk into traffic before voting again.

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    (CW homophobia) Can we mass report someone on yt shorts? And Or bully them in the comments? Or is that against da rules?

    Think it's just enragement bait but idk might be cool if he got removed from yt or at least gets clowned on to hell and back.

    Yeah looking through his other shorts, it's just hateful shit. Transphobia, body shaming, body count shaming, the works. Don't really care anymore. Shit like that needs to be stomped tf out. Go ham y'all but be smart, safe, and don't get ignorant/hateful. But by all means bully the shit outta him if you want.

    https://youtube.com/shorts/4JIwn5m50Eg -yt short in question.

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    Calling all power posters to help

    There's a lyric chain in Angel's post that we're retooling for Biden, please help, I don't wanna be cringe and be one of two people doing the whole thing.

    https://hexbear.net/post/2923981 !im-doing-my-part

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    So....

    I've got green beans with an expiration date of Dec 2021. You think these might still be good? Currently, at least to me, botulism could be a potential upside, but unfortunately doesn't seem to be dented or damaged.

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