I read the comments. The OP says she asked her mother about the bean jar after making the thread. The mother said that whenever her and the father had sex they would place 1 bean into a mason jar to count the number of times they had sex.
Imagine being a full grown adult and not knowing how to fuck beans.
it's hip to fuck beans
is this what the kids call bussy these days? bean pussy???
here i am snortin like a pig
Anal Beans
this is what i assumed.. not sure what else they'd be
Urban dictionary: English breakfast
They were jumping beans. Nature's vibrator
Do not ask a question if you do not want to hear the answer...
This is kinda beansus
You put the beans in the foreskin as added stimulation.
beanfucker
Death to America
Mom looks in the mood
Dad pulls out the beans
"Ooooh" she says, eyeing the can
Dad opens the beans and caresses their surfaces
Mom starts to move slowly back and forth
She looks him straight in the eye, regaining composure.
"Beanboozle me."
The father lost the ability to nut in a tragic skiing accident. Now he pokes some beans into his pee hole in order to skeet the beans all over his wife's tiddies at the moment of climax. But why beans, you ask? Easier cleanup.
It's what we meanis about beanis
Is it an improvised vibrator? And how big is the jar...
Me