I read the comments. The OP says she asked her mother about the bean jar after making the thread. The mother said that whenever her and the father had sex they would place 1 bean into a mason jar to count the number of times they had sex.
86 0 ReplyThis is exactly the lie I'd tell my child if they asked about my fuck beans.
105 0 ReplyThat's way more wholesome than what I had in mind.
48 0 ReplyWhat happens when the jar is filled?
22 0 ReplyThey make chilli
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they were putting beans in their asses weren't they
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Imagine being a full grown adult and not knowing how to fuck beans.
74 0 Replyit's hip to fuck beans
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54 0 ReplyBeat me to it.
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Boomer movie references
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damn.. never did watch that.. every time i tried to put the vhs in i was told i wasn't old enough yet
13 0 ReplyYou should now that you're older. I think we're heading for a hellworld that's part Idiocracy and part Demolition Man.
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is this what the kids call bussy these days? bean pussy???
52 0 Replyhere i am snortin like a pig
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Anal Beans
49 0 Replythis is what i assumed.. not sure what else they'd be
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Urban dictionary: English breakfast
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They were jumping beans. Nature's vibrator
32 0 ReplyDo not ask a question if you do not want to hear the answer...
27 0 ReplyThis is kinda beansus
24 0 ReplyYou put the beans in the foreskin as added stimulation.
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Death to America
14 0 ReplyMom looks in the mood
Dad pulls out the beans
"Ooooh" she says, eyeing the can
Dad opens the beans and caresses their surfaces
Mom starts to move slowly back and forth
She looks him straight in the eye, regaining composure.
"Beanboozle me."
14 0 ReplyThe father lost the ability to nut in a tragic skiing accident. Now he pokes some beans into his pee hole in order to skeet the beans all over his wife's tiddies at the moment of climax. But why beans, you ask? Easier cleanup.
9 0 ReplyIt's what we meanis about beanis
4 0 ReplyIs it an improvised vibrator? And how big is the jar...
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