Gooning 
I can respect a president that shoots fat ropes.
Straight up jorking it
and by "it", haha. well, lets justr say his brainworm
It’s jorver
Watching Naruto
Drinking jugs of sunny D to keep that shade of orange up
Baldur's Gate doesn't play itself ya know
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Going back into his coffin
He really has dementia, vampires are supposed to be in their coffins during the day! No wonder he looks like shit
He forgot to get out only at night.
Having a nice lovely chat over the phone with his BFF, Benjamin Netanyahu.
Edit: Wait you said wrong answers
Joey need drinky.
🎮
But what game?
A racist one.
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Bubsy 3D
Reading through the classics with a glass of Merlot and soft jazz playing in the background
My guess would be as good as his
He's carved out that time to party with Hunter
He's a rich white man obviously he is playing squash in his free time.
In 2024 Pickleball is all the rage
Being president
kissing the shoulders of grandkids.
Swinging with dr jill and the cool new neighbors down the street
Between this and the thread yesterday asking if Hunter was fucking his step mom
Taking actions that benefit the proletariat.
not shitting his pants
Just being a Black woman again.
Eating mints
It's the only time he can get Botox
Taking part in Kamala Harris' Epic Edge behind the curtain
Bedrest
He’s murdering kids and eating their pineal glands. He and his people are trying everything they can to reverse the brain rot he has.
Setting all the clocks in the White House back for Daylight Saving Time (every night)
They take him to the basement of comet pong pong and plug him into the blood machine
