Gooning
30 0 ReplyI can respect a president that shoots fat ropes.
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Straight up jorking it
24 0 Replyand by "it", haha. well, lets justr say his brainworm
10 0 Reply8 0 ReplyIt’s jorver
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Watching Naruto
16 0 ReplyDrinking jugs of sunny D to keep that shade of orange up
16 0 ReplyBaldur's Gate doesn't play itself ya know
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14 0 ReplyGoing back into his coffin
12 0 ReplyHe really has dementia, vampires are supposed to be in their coffins during the day! No wonder he looks like shit
8 0 ReplyHe forgot to get out only at night.
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Having a nice lovely chat over the phone with his BFF, Benjamin Netanyahu.
Edit: Wait you said wrong answers
12 0 ReplyJoey need drinky.
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11 0 ReplyBut what game?
5 0 ReplyA racist one.
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7 0 ReplyBubsy 3D
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Reading through the classics with a glass of Merlot and soft jazz playing in the background
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My guess would be as good as his
10 0 ReplyHe's carved out that time to party with Hunter
10 0 ReplyHe's a rich white man obviously he is playing squash in his free time.
9 0 ReplyIn 2024 Pickleball is all the rage
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Being president
9 0 Replykissing the shoulders of grandkids.
9 0 ReplySwinging with dr jill and the cool new neighbors down the street
8 0 ReplyBetween this and the thread yesterday asking if Hunter was fucking his step mom
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Taking actions that benefit the proletariat.
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not shitting his pants
8 0 ReplyJust being a Black woman again.
8 0 ReplyEating mints
8 0 ReplyIt's the only time he can get Botox
6 0 ReplyTaking part in Kamala Harris' Epic Edge behind the curtain
6 0 ReplyBedrest
5 0 Reply5 0 ReplyHe’s murdering kids and eating their pineal glands. He and his people are trying everything they can to reverse the brain rot he has.
5 0 ReplySetting all the clocks in the White House back for Daylight Saving Time (every night)
4 0 ReplyThey take him to the basement of comet pong pong and plug him into the blood machine
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