"Nick Fuentes' BADASS security!"
"Nick Fuentes' BADASS security!"
Nick Fuentes’ BADASS security!
I think nobody told them that they can't play both the Blues Brothers and the Neo Nazis at the same time.
They heard about “Neo Nazis” and figured it meant Nazis who dress like the Matrix character Neo.
Lol.
They look like school shooters, so they are scary in a way.
Good point. A very good point.
His henchmen don't even have uniforms, absolutely pathetic
please, henchmen have standards. these are common goons
these shrimps don't have the mass or intimidation to be goons, they must be flunkies
Mom says I get to wear a suit to class tomorrow!
Nick Fuentes hires worst hired goons ever seen, asked to leave club
Mfer in the trenchcoat is like a dollar store Max Payne hahahahaha
It's Payne!!
Comes home to find out his mom accidentally deleted his nazi discord server without saving any of his discord kittens’ contacts
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This a joke, right?
I don't like this new Talking Heads album
Obey authority. Trump-Trump-Trump.
Obey authority. Trump-Trump-Trump.
Obey authority. Trump-Trump-Trump.[rap]
I'm here to tell ya - I'm a proud white guy...
Hey yo, hey yo Blacks be the real racists
Looking like the debut album cover from an obscure musical group, but a parody.
Goon squad. But they're just a bunch of chronic masturbators.
Name this band
Slim January and The Sixers
The Akkkountants
Manny Warehouse and the Guarantees
The MAGAzines. Lots of people don't know this but they first named themselves the Neo-Übermenschen. But they had to drop the name because the third keyboardists girlfriend kept calling them the Neo-Übers and it made them feel like automobiles for hire.
Cover Your Drink
Cruise Control and Steve
Banned from School
dont make fun of me my mom says i gotta wear this to church
shouldering past these dweebs while they all mutter "um" "h- hey, hey stop" "excuse...." and then just watch literally anybody walk up the stairs past them
I could beat them up and I'm baby.
doing finger guns in the pockets of your jacket and they all just sprint away as fast as possible
New Pet Shop Boys album dropped
Westoid boys
I thought nike was woke 🤔
I wanted to make the title "Who are they? Wrong answers only." but I stared a thread on that theme less than an hour ago. Then I decided I could post it tomorrow but then I realized that would never work. By then it will have been totally joked out because it will have been posted at least three times.
student film-ass characters
This Breakfast Club remake fuckin sucks
Looks like they're cosplaying what they think security looks like.
- oh boy they sure do look like they have fragile jaws. Be a shame if some comrades got together and tested that hypothesis.
I'm built like a crack house and could take them out alone
We're waitin' for our girlies to show up so we can cruise to the Cracker Barrel for our group date. Yeah - that's right - Cracker Barrel. Skews very white - just like us.
the only guys above 6' they could find at the America First convention and Steve
A group meeting before the formation
"We need one more guy."
"There aren't any other guys above 6'."
"Check again."
"No. I checked three times already. We gotta go with Steve."
All others in the group groan. "Fuck," somebody (maybe Mike?) quietly says.
"Yeah, I know. He's not your favorite guy. But he's almost one of us. And if not him - who?"
Resigned sighing.
The leader makes an executive decision "Steve it is then." He tries to sound like a tv narrator for a crime show. "We are complete. He's the final member of the Nick Fuentes' Security Unit."
Those are pianist hands, not thug hands.
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Deeply unserious people
what new wave band is this?