Bird flu virus found in pasteurized milk, though officials maintain supply is safe

Not me sitting here thinking dairy companies are also skimping on the pasteurizing process 👀

Real "The Jungle" hours

They’ve developed language and rhetoric against the COVID vaccines, just wait for the next one

We could simply stop feeding bird shit to cattle

Deadly amounts of cope.

Well, it wouldn't be good to put it simply. Bird flu is an Influenza A virus. It could be a blip on the radar as flu season comes around or, as Wikipedia puts it

A bird-adapted strain of H5N1, called HPAI A(H5N1) for highly pathogenic avian influenza virus of type A of subtype H5N1, is the highly pathogenic causative agent of H5N1 flu, commonly known as avian influenza ("bird flu"). It is enzootic (maintained in the population) in many bird populations, especially in Southeast Asia.

You could end up with a highly pathogenic common cold going around. As I like to think about it, if you're adapted to a different animal, you're not calibrated to survive with humans as a host. If you accidentally manage to survive via mutation, then you could do some real damage instead of the mild illness that lets you prolong how long you're there so you can shed more virus into the environment.

We put Boeing out of business

A higher mortality rate than COVID and everyone's immune systems are already a bit fucked due to the deliberate mishandling of COVID.

I mean you're putting it in your mouth, the same place you breath out of.

You haven't tried huffing milk???