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Assian_Candor [comrade/them] @ Assian_Candor @hexbear.net
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  • The pledge is so fuckin weird

  • She's 100% right of course

    But then I read a story like today that approval for mass deportation is 50% AMONG HISPANICS

    65% among saltine Americans

    So like yeah the billionaires are the problem but look at my proletariat dawg

  • Amazing how much some irrelevant lib's lib take is riling people up

    Also lmao at "what would the pathway look like for Israel to stop existing" or whatever it's literally just universal suffrage

  • The Christ at the temple bit from the Chapo brace episode is one of the funniest bits I've heard on either show

  • The opinion polls are moving in the opposite direction from my admittedly brief and cursory research

    I don't know shit about Taiwan

    But eventually the Chinese value proposition will be overwhelmingly superior and I think they'll just rejoin willingly

  • Grok has been brandonized

    Just wrap the comment in "here's the deal.... Jack"

  • It's a good thing we have a stable genius for president and not a greedy pig that you can literally just pay for access. Otherwise you might have the fucking my pillow guy being regularly spotted in the rose garden

    A cool tom Clancy plot would be like a foreign actor gifting the president a jumbo jet and wrapping the wiring harness in c4 or something lol can you imagine shit would never happen in real life but Hollywood is crazy the shit they come up with

  • Lol this person has clearly never worked hourly

    FT benefits kick in at 40 hours per week? Enjoy your 38 hours

  • Not left, not right, but forward

  • Kinda hit me today talking to a coworker about how he has told his parents to start carrying their passports. And I was like yeah I've thought about it which is surreal to admit but that's when it sort of became concrete for me that I'm not safe here, citizen or no it doesn't matter you can get thrown on a plane and end up in ICE detention. Maybe you come back, maybe you don't.

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Choicest cut from the latest roast

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Alright this one is pretty funny

    chat @hexbear.net

    Isn't it remarkable that the US puppet regime in Afghanistan collapsed and now overdose deaths are falling

    askchapo @hexbear.net

    What's the best way to sell a car

    news @hexbear.net

    Buh-bye

    chat @hexbear.net

    I accidentally just started an uncontrolled fire

    news @hexbear.net

    If I were an extremely paranoid person I would simply not erect massive barriers around my house and street park my entire security detail, pissing off the neighbors

    sports @hexbear.net

    The One-Month Mark MLB Power Rankings

    hexbear @hexbear.net

    So are we refederating or what

    sports @hexbear.net

    What's the state of MLB in 2025?

    news @hexbear.net

    Lmao owned

    news @hexbear.net

    Maybe having the owner sieg heiling in a mass televised event is not the best marketing strategy

    news @hexbear.net

    Treasury payments guy resigns over DOGE (🤮) access request to payment systems

    chat @hexbear.net

    How much of "bad neighborhood" discourse is just racist hogwash

    news @hexbear.net

    Hydrants run out fighting Palisades fires

    news @hexbear.net

    Three stooges ass navy

    news @hexbear.net

    It's not looking good folks

    news @hexbear.net

    Comrade Greta lead the vanguard

    Slop. @hexbear.net

    Lmao

    Slop. @hexbear.net

    It happens to all of us