Is this from that Wonka event that people were upset about?
50 0 Reply46 0 ReplyOf course, one could argue that a Willy Wonka-inspired event that ended with angry parents and crying children is more authentic to Dahl’s novel than any of the recent Wonka movies.
this was funny.
43 0 ReplyThis is literally unreadable on mobile. Ads suuuuuuüuuuck
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Have you seen the other pictures? They're hilarious. What a nightmare. People have got to quit paying money for sketchy shit they see on facebook.
31 0 ReplyTbh this looks like the right kind of sketchy shit you’d go to for fun
10 0 ReplyNot for $45 though. Maybe if it'd been more like $5 it'd be worth it for the pictures, but definitely not that much.
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It was clearly an AI generated event, based on the artwork.
Abysmal looking event.
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That girl has "last minute temp agency assignment" written all over her.
26 0 ReplyI hope people don't hate on the staff too much, they are as much victims of the event organizer as anyone. Poor bastards, Id have scribbled personal contact detail for all the organisers I knew of, pinned them to a wall, and left.
21 0 ReplyShe posted something on tiktok about not knowing the event was going to be so bad lol
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Fun fact: there was only 1 woman oompa loompa in the gene wilder version of Willy Wonka, and the actress's name was Pepe Poupee
23 0 ReplyThat fact is extremely fun.
7 0 ReplyPeepee poopy reporting for doodie 🫡
6 0 ReplyThat whole ordeal is so surreal to learn about
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And they say romance is dead
9 0 ReplyThis could be us but you don't like chocolate
9 0 ReplyLooks like Debbie Downer's living life to the max.
8 0 ReplyNow someone needs to recreate this event and sell tickets for $90.
8 0 ReplyYeah, science!
7 0 ReplyThe Graham condenser is not connected to a water source.
5 0 ReplyAre you expecting scientific accuracy at that abomination?
I love catching little details like that, too.
4 0 ReplyAt least it's vertical unlike most stock photos of a Graham condenser.
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She looks like she’d have a different kind of cautionary lesson to sing to children.
5 0 ReplyAdvertised the Willy Wonka Experience, gave the Slurm Experience instead.
"Tell them I hate them!"
3 0 ReplyI see no giant snail producing slurm
3 0 ReplyWell yeah; they keep that shit behind the locked "Employees Only" door.
2 0 ReplyThey even managed to make the Slurm Experience disappointing.
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