MARRY AND REPRODUCE

Okay, pay me more than so I can raise one

Make more babies

These must be broken

Literally what I thought when I saw the post lol
They Broke
Weird, mine say “Make more white babies, bomb and starve brown people” when I put them on

MORE DEAD SOLDIERS

No, it's more white people
- more white slaves
  the difference between the "right" and the "left" is that the former is so triggered by other races that they want even their servants to be white

dont these people also think there's too many people in existence

It’s only called overpopulation if they’re not white
There really aren't too many people, it's just that humans are greedy and don't allocate resources correctly.

That’s the very foundation of “Make More Babies”. It may be a bold statement that challenges societal norms, but it’s who we are. It’s what we believe. And it’s where we stand. (taken from https://everylife.com/pages/make-more-babies)

They are also anti-abortion, who would've figured?

a bold statement that challenges societal norms
How high was the person who wrote this? Most people are still having kids even if the number is down.

I don't want to bring a child into a world where people are unironically projecting Elon Musk tweets onto buildings.

have 27 babies all named R2D2, raise none of them, get officially disowned by at least one

Wow so a dad can't name his kid "Lockheed Martin x-232321 stealth bomber" and read her racist nursery rhymes from south africa?
- He can, but that cuts into his Being Constantly Online time, so he won't.
In a retrospect, Disney owning Star Wars instead of Musk is the lesser evil.
- I like how they just completely shat the bed on the sequel trilogy then decided that they should probably bring in writers that actually have talent for all the supplemental shit that doesn’t directly matter
  Like, I’ve seen less people bitching about the prequel trilogy since the buyout

reserve army of labor go brrrrrrrr

It’s funny that I’ll never have kids but if I did I’m “supposed to” experience the best thing in life (love for a child) yet the best thing I can do for the unborn child is to not bring them into existence because of how harsh it would be for them. In essence they exist but in reality they don’t because they shouldn’t exist because I’m stopping them from existing because my love for them is too strong.

Nerd reply guy: “Adopt kids” 🤓

why don’t you mind your own fucking business?

No one owes you kids, sweaty :)

If Elon Musk thinks it's a good idea I aint doin it

RAW DOG UR WIFE

Hold strong to your Volcel oaths my comrades!

Imagine what a tantrum they would have if the migrants that keep getting bussed to NYC gathered on Times Square holding up those signs.

If Elon pays me 5mil per kid and promises to support the children till they reach adulthood, and maybe a few years after, I'm sure I could find someone willing to pop out kids with.

Trade deal
You get what you just described
Elon gets to pick the kids names
Is it still worth it?
- The ones he had before grimes had fairly normal names. Does she get any input?

Wait a sec, I figured everylife dot com was some anti-abortion lobbying site or something. They literally just sell diapers and baby wipes. Not give them away to moms to encourage them to not abort, literally just doing normal ass capitalism. This is an ad campaign to sell diapers.

Edit: holy crap their wipes cost like 2X what wipes cost at Costco.

You just know that rich white christofascist hogs are buying it by the truckload because it's "anti-woke" diapers

these people aren't pro life, they inhabit the life denying ideology of capital like any bloodless liberal state apparatus. Only difference is they're pro fetus

Once when that child is born, they all want them dead.
They're just omnicidal maniacs who happen to also have a pregnancy fetish.

The Writer's Barely-Disguised Fetish

If i ever write a book i'm disclosing my weird kinks in the introduction and specifying which pages the kinky stuff is one so people can skip/skip to those parts.
- We wait in eager anticipation
Does this count as a fetish? It's literally the default program for a living being.
Most people come preloaded with it.
- It’s the being weirdly pushy about it imo

Make more babies as opposed to raise a family or something really makes this shit extra. Produce more baby.

What if I have one really big baby?

Joke's on them. I can't.

Well, I wasn't until I saw the very creepy marketing but I guess now you've changed my mind

Pretty sure we in Central America are carrying most of North America's birthrates. Probably not the type of kids he wants being born though.

Also is that woman being paid to do that or is she as batshit as Elon?

I would rather crawl through a mile of broken glass and jagged rusty metal on my hands and knees naked than bring a child into this sick, dying world.

This makes me want to do that less if anything

Imagine the outrage if this was the DPRK

Is this just Sheldon Adelson’s “Jewish continuity” but for gentiles?

it's that but for white people

They said to have sex and get married.

I wish we had the income flow to adopt, but that's not happening and the adoption agencies around here are domninated by christo-fascist profiteers.

I want to thank my cracker genes for making me ugly af. I get to spend my weekends playing games and not babysitting my offspring. (no shame to those who do have kids tho)

ma’am daycare is $1700 a month and I currently eat cereal with water for dinner most nights

The paw patrol commands you to breed or else.

... and teach them about the Eternal Sun of Mankind and the immortal Juche Idea so that they grow up to serve the Party and advance the cause of communism all over the world in the era of independence.

Whoah whoah whoah! Who said anything about teaching these future kids anything? Who said anything about helping them once they're out? That sounds an awful lot like communism to me!

it's a diaper company