askchapo @hexbear.net AlpineSteakHouse [any] @hexbear.net 1 yr. ago

Peeing in the Shower, Childish or Saving Water?

Daily struggle session slop here.

Do you pee in the shower? Do you support this inalienable right open to all humanity? Or are you like my fascist partner who says it's not okay and "childish." As a communist, anyone who would be upset at peeing in the shower should be thrown in jail along with people who tailgate when I'm already going 5 over.

Just to throw a bone to the ladies and other people who suck dick (literally not metaphorically), you should also wipe your penis after you pee. Even if you think you got it all out you should still wipe. However, this is intersectionality. Obviously the biggest oppression is against shower-pee-pee people but pee-pee wipers can still unite with us as we apply dialectics to hygiene.

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As a germophobe I don't think piss is grosser than what you're already washing off of your body
- Also I bleed in that bitch who cares
IDGAF where you pee im not the piss cops
- They don't talk about it much these days but most of the original Volcel Vanguard were also piss cops
- Pissing on cops is appreciated though
I turn into a piss wizard in the shower controlling my stream to make it into a jump rope
- Pissbending
  
  pissjutsu
- dysphoria doesnt let me have fun with anything smh
90% of people admit to peeing in the shower. 10% of people lie.
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Of course peeing in the shower is cool and good, now, pooping in the shower, that is a more provocative conversation.
True leftists pee in the shower from outside the shower before they turn the water on or get in
- This is the way.
everyone should pee in compost bins and feed more nitrogen to the soil. this is my hot take
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When you pee in the shower do you aim for the drain or just let it fall where ever because you know the water will carry it there anyway?
- I piss on my feet to stop athlete's foot
showers are bourgeois decadence
the true proletariat dissolve on contact with water
I pee in the shower even when I'm not taking a shower.
I don't think it's "childish", I think it's gross and unhygienic, especially as someone who has to clean the shower/bathtub.
- How is it unhygienic if it all gets washed down the drain?
  
  If it "all" got washed down the drain, it would be unnecessary to clean showers (or sinks or toilets, for that matter).
- Yup, the cleaning bit is pretty relevant here. I have raised kids who tend to piss in the shower and I can tell you that being the one who cleans the shower floor sink where all the hairs and gunk is stuck at least feels a lot less nasty if you implement a strick no pissing in the shower policy. I don't even care if its fully rinsed away or stays there, if I am the one who has to put their hands into that crap, don't make it worse by pissing in there.
  
  Everyone who cleans their own showers can do whatever they want.
  
  It also stinks. As a person with a pretty sensitive sense of smell I can absolutely tell when someone has taken a piss in the shower. Same goes for the toilet if that someone has had bad aim. It stinks when wet, but it stinks also when it dries.
  
  So in my household everyone takes a piss sitting down on the toilet regardless of personal plumbing as long as I am the one who cleans it all.
  
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  In addition to this, here is my scientific breakdown of the amount of water used during pissing in the shower versus in the toilet.
  
  I have been engaged in water saving measures like a good little neoliberal subject and my current long hair basic shower uses about 50 litres of water, no pissing. But in the shower it is almost 1/3 or half warm water which consumes a lot of energy.
  
  One flush on the piss setting side of the toilet is in my understanding about 3l of water, all cold.
  
  So, if we assume pissing takes 20 seconds on average (yes I googled this: https://www.sharp.com/health-news/how-long-should-it-take-to-pee) and I read a shower uses on average 15l of water/minute then 20 seconds in the shower is 5 liters of water.
  
  Therefore, pissing in the shower does not save water unless you piss and wash at the same time. In which case you probably can't aim much.
  
  (Post not serious)
Peeing in the shower is a moral imperative because it's fun
disgusting. the shower is where I go to get clean, why would I piss in it

Death to America
- You pee into the drain, not all over yourself. It's the same plumbing.
  
  You pee into the drain, not all over yourself
  
  Your not the boss of me
I'm pro shower pissing.

Just let it all out wherever.
Pro shower peeing tip turn the water cold before during and after for a bit. Cold water means no steam means less piss smell
- This is the opposite of a pro tip
  
  I am a professional shower pisser and we just call this a "tip"
- Your urine isn't supposed to smell, I think. Or maybe it does if you heat it, but I don't think the urine leaving is going to be at a much lower temperature than the water.
Pro-shower pee. Sometimes I don't notice that I have to pee until I get into the warm shower. I'm not getting out of the shower, to dry off, wipe down the toilet seat because it's probably wet from my partially wet shower butt, then get back in.
I like how this question assumes the western chauvinism of taking a shower to begin with.
- Vs what, out of curiosity?
  
  Defeating imperialism
  
  Public bathhouses, perhaps.
yes, shower with your waste.

it's fuckin gross.
- Rich coming from a user named Cummunism.
  
  my username isnt Pissunism, and you werent talking about cum.
This is why I wear shower shoes.
what about shitting in the shower? discuss
- Clogs the drain.
I have acquired the Aperture Science Hand-held Portal Device. I just turn off the shower and use portal technology to
Pissfeet malding itt
What's your take on this when it comes to the combo showers which also act as a bath? Hygienically speaking.

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