It would be all about how I'm a cool guy 
Imagining a scene where Homer dressed like an ancient Sumerian angrily dictates a letter to his scribe (Lisa) that Ea-Nasir (Bart) later reads while cackling
It's unlikely to be Harris, even Jim Clyburn - the kingmaker in the Dems who got her the spot and who won Biden South Carolina - has backed the idea of a second primary https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4754731-clyburn-mini-primary-biden/
Back when the dunk tank allowed garbage everywhere I was frequently in the comments of posts yelling at people to post that garbage in the dunk tank because I don't always want to see that shit. They either didn't care or forgot, but in either case, it was nice to have a place to point to where I could say "this trash goes there."
But we decided that our trash can is not a trash can and 
Hexbear is shocked that we now have trash everywhere.
Could use one of those Playskool basketball hoops for toddlers as the icon
Biden clearly never learned anything from Obama - if Trump is so evil, just declare him a terrorist and drone-strike him 
Are those the ones that are filled with peanut butter? Those are dope.
Kamala Harris is the most likely pick. She was pushed for by Jim Clyburn, and his endorsement is what handed Biden South Carolina, and he has a lot of sway with black Democratic voters. Passing her over would be seen as a snub to them and that's a major Dem voting block that they can't afford to alienate. But she has negative charisma and the White House basically shoved her in a closet to do nothing so she doesn't have much to show in the way of accomplishments. And she's awful in debates - better than Trump or Biden but anyone who remembers the 2020 primary remembers that the only thing she did was torpedo Biden's standing and then getting smacked around for being a cop.
Gavin Newsome (governor of California) is a big deal in the party but "governor of Commiefornia" is a position with a lot of heat that might not play well in swing states.
Personally I think Dems' best shot is Gretchen Whitmer (gov of Michigan) - midwestern, has a bit of a name on the national stage from being targeted by CHUDS for assassination so she'd have a lot of cred in the fight against MAGA. Josh Shapiro (gov of PA) is floated a lot too, but I don't know much about him.
The funniest option? 
Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Didn't he comment on one of her relationships at the time? I think Trump just loves celebrity gossip and Swift is an unending source of it.
The WikiLeaks founder has been held in a prison outside London for the last five years and fought extradition to the U.S. He is expected to return to Australia.
Announcing the 1.3 update and Ideology expansion - coming soon!
I only posted this to be the first person to make the :zizek-joy: face about it
The main factions are:
a local soviet council with soc-demmy tendencies reflecting the Soviets' canonically cooled-off relations with the US
Remnants of the Chinese government attempting to reunify an alienated eastern bloc before NATO can get back on its feet
A Makhno-esque black army that demands autonomy for the local people
The main driver of the conflict is control over a robotics factory that can be salvaged and converted into creating power armor
Later on you find out that the Enclave is stoking the fight by releasing capitalist super mutants, and the final climactic battle is set against a backdrop of a kaiju fight between Liberty Prime and a giant mechanized The Motherland Calls
