Hmm,

They're there to steal cum so that Chinese scientists can synthesize the DNA and create the world's most annoying person in a lab

New site tag line.
Annoying person manufacturing process

Step 1: Load paper into paper tray

Step 2: Print (Ctrl + P)

Step 3: Receive WMDs

All of them. They're all spies. Better stay away from them. (seriously pls stay away from them they shouldn't have to waste their time weeding out you racist fucks)

China pls send me handsome chinese men to "spy" on me by entering into a wholesome and loving relationship and building a life together. When his sleeper cell trigger is activated ill still support my king!

Lol exactly. If I was getting honeypotted, I'd be so psyched... You mean I get to get laid AND leak state secrets? Count me in!

God that has to be the most LARPy, wannabe Burn After Reading sub imaginable

These spies are definitely gonna seduce you James Bond style so they can... see your pivot tables with useless information
....imagine caring about security but you post on r*ddit and use dating apps. Neither of those things are secure lmao (neither is Hexbear but I figure dorks on here know that).

Very norm multicultural pluralism emd of histpry thoughts.

Comrade you might need to take a break from the posting spree

You've made three typos in this one
- Pffffft I have a new phone, the first smart phone I've ever owned without a keyboard. It is really taking the joy out of posting. : (
  
  I'm working on a solution but I'm low on resources right now and I can't get all the materials I need to fix the issue.
- The typos were meant to be symbolic of the social and personal decay being observed
  
  in my headcanon

Chinese woman here! i sucked Matt Gaetz off so good that he told me the Floridian nuclear launch codes. I will be personally handing them to Xi Jinping and the Ayatollah at the next BRICS meeting

Mans will say this and act like they're not ridiculously propagandised. Genuinely what the fuck

And these idiots really have the audacity to say Chinese people are brainwashed.

Everything Americans say

Guy who definitely gets laid: ”I am being surveilled on tinder by clandestine agents from the People’s Republic of China.”

1/10 is a tiny number how racist is this guy

jesse-wtf

Quite a few of them are bots trying to sell Crypto

Imagining a guy who is stoked that he got his first match on tinder in weeks from a beautiful woman after sifting through all of the PRC agents trying to nab his security clearance, only to receive these messages consecutively:

Heyyyy I’m bored what’s up

Lol you’re so funny.

Oh wait that reminds me, a lotta yall still dont get it

ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

[redeem-your-slurpjuicseshere.now.net/obviousscam]
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Don’t worry fellas, I’ll do us all a solid and match with them, fall in love, then break their hearts so totally that they can no longer continue spying. God Bless Amerika :07:

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all of them bro, they'll seduce you and tie you to a bed and steal all your SEED VOLCEL POLICE HELP

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
- Now this is a response time, thank you for your service officer

Insert jordan-eboy-peterson sex dungeon tweet.

up-yours-woke-moralists This is where the SEE PEE PEE train their CUMMUNIST agents on. Grueling and unusual sex slaves, bred for training Chinese hawt sickubus CUMMIES to undermine and destroy the West from within. This is why it is so perilous for young sicko-zoomer these days. We must end this scourge against our future Volcel army!